5 things before you die

[joecoolfrog]

Well Im a fair bit older than many of you so have accomplished a good few of my goals but here are 5 things I would like to do before I die.

Travel round Asia with my son (planned next year)
See West Ham win the premiership.
Have severe carnal pleasure with Japanese twins (twice)
Travel the length of the Nile
Get to see Neil Young and Crazy Horse play Live and attend the after gig party.

[unriggable]

Five things I would do:

Walk the great wall.
Visit the sites of the seven wonders of the world
Publish a book
Become #1 poster on this site
Futtbuck somebody

[Fircoal]

Become #1 poster on this site

not gunna happen.

That used to be one of my goals, but not anymore.

[Gold Knight]

Eat 20 saltine crackers in under a minute
Go to the movies and NOT sit behind the black people that have to comment on every scene of the movie
Throw my cell phone out the window while driving down the highway
Find a mother/daughter combo who are "up to the challenge"
Touch my tongue to my nose.

[unriggable]

Eat 20 saltine crackers in under a minute
Go to the movies and NOT sit behind the black people that have to comment on every scene of the movie
Throw my cell phone out the window while driving down the highway
Find a mother/daughter combo who are "up to the challenge"
Touch my tongue to my nose.

Your avatar is funny.

[GreecePwns]

Eat 20 saltine crackers in under a minute
Find a mother/daughter combo who are "up to the challenge"

I've done both of these

[static_ice]

I dunno... the basics pretty much...

[muy_thaiguy]

1. Have a family of my own
2. Visit Ireland
3. Fight on UFC
4. Get a Harley Davidson
5. Last but not least, RULE THE WORLD! (No, not really)
5. (Actual one) Run my own buisness.

[misterman10]

Eat 20 saltine crackers in under a minute

good luck with that
I can get 4-5 in one minute at most, without water of course (assuming thats what you mean)

[static_ice]

oh yeah now I remember


I think me, I want life [1]
I think me, I want a house [2] and a wife [3]
I wanna shimmyshimmyshimmy til the break of dawn yeah...


soad


what's this I have 2 more?
umm get a full/big scholarship to college, get richer/less poor than my parents

[reverend_kyle]

Become #1 poster on this site

not gunna happen.

That used to be one of my goals, but not anymore.

I could go post 20 posts in the stache forum and put you back in second so it can be.

[Fircoal]

Become #1 poster on this site

not gunna happen.

That used to be one of my goals, but not anymore.

I could go post 20 posts in the stache forum and put you back in second so it can be.

you could. Last time I saw you had 12400's.

[Gold Knight]

Eat 20 saltine crackers in under a minute

good luck with that
I can get 4-5 in one minute at most, without water of course (assuming thats what you mean)

Ive gotten 12, but its so damn hard. There is a actual strategy to it, some stuff their mouth full(which doesnt work) and some nibbles(also doesnt work)... gotta find that happy medium

[misterman10]

Eat 20 saltine crackers in under a minute

good luck with that
I can get 4-5 in one minute at most, without water of course (assuming thats what you mean)

Ive gotten 12, but its so damn hard. There is a actual strategy to it, some stuff their mouth full(which doesnt work) and some nibbles(also doesnt work)... gotta find that happy medium

12! thats ridiculous, even the best cracker eater in my grade can't do that

[GreecePwns]

Eat 20 saltine crackers in under a minute

good luck with that
I can get 4-5 in one minute at most, without water of course (assuming thats what you mean)

Ive gotten 12, but its so damn hard. There is a actual strategy to it, some stuff their mouth full(which doesnt work) and some nibbles(also doesnt work)... gotta find that happy medium

12! thats ridiculous, even the best cracker eater in my grade can't do that

I bet that Japanese hot dog guy can't even do that.

[Gold Knight]

Eat 20 saltine crackers in under a minute

good luck with that
I can get 4-5 in one minute at most, without water of course (assuming thats what you mean)

Ive gotten 12, but its so damn hard. There is a actual strategy to it, some stuff their mouth full(which doesnt work) and some nibbles(also doesnt work)... gotta find that happy medium

12! thats ridiculous, even the best cracker eater in my grade can't do that

Lol, that person is labeled as a cracker eater, how low is that...

And i know quite a few people that can do some amazing stuff with food.
I have a friend that has eaten an entire jar of mayonaisse without throwing it up for 15 minutes as well.

[misterman10]

Eat 20 saltine crackers in under a minute

good luck with that
I can get 4-5 in one minute at most, without water of course (assuming thats what you mean)

Ive gotten 12, but its so damn hard. There is a actual strategy to it, some stuff their mouth full(which doesnt work) and some nibbles(also doesnt work)... gotta find that happy medium

12! thats ridiculous, even the best cracker eater in my grade can't do that

Lol, that person is labeled as a cracker eater, how low is that...

And i know quite a few people that can do some amazing stuff with food.
I have a friend that has eaten an entire jar of mayonaisse without throwing it up for 15 minutes as well.

actually no, I just made "Cracker eater" up on the spot, and SHE is actually pretty hot
and that mayonaise thing is gross

[Gold Knight]

actually no, I just made "Cracker eater" up on the spot, and SHE is actually pretty hot
and that mayonaise thing is gross [/quote]

Nice, a girl that can handle her salty substances...

[misterman10]

actually no, I just made "Cracker eater" up on the spot, and SHE is actually pretty hot
and that mayonaise thing is gross

Nice, a girl that can handle her salty substances...

yup,

[Norse]

1. Kill a liberal
2. Burn some christian ephigies
3. Beat up a croatian
3. Chainsaw a tree-hugging hippy in half
4. Levae my TV on "standby" whilst driving my inefficent 4x4 around in wreckless manner, whilst burning heaps of toxic materials and clubbing baby-seals.
5. FuttBuck some more nubile women.

[reverend_kyle]

1. Kill a conservative
2. Burn some christian effigies
3. Beat up a chinese
3. Chainsaw a polluter in half
4. turn my tv off while driving a hybrid and recycling.
5. shocker some more nubile women.

[2dimes]

Lol, that person is labeled as a cracker eater, how low is that...

And i know quite a few people that can do some amazing stuff with food.
I have a friend that has eaten an entire jar of mayonaisse without throwing it up for 15 minutes as well.

LAWL!!

[reverend_kyle]

Eat 20 saltine crackers in under a minute

good luck with that
I can get 4-5 in one minute at most, without water of course (assuming thats what you mean)

Ive gotten 12, but its so damn hard. There is a actual strategy to it, some stuff their mouth full(which doesnt work) and some nibbles(also doesnt work)... gotta find that happy medium

12! thats ridiculous, even the best cracker eater in my grade can't do that

Lol, that person is labeled as a cracker eater, how low is that...

And i know quite a few people that can do some amazing stuff with food.
I have a friend that has eaten an entire jar of mayonaisse without throwing it up for 15 minutes as well.

I myself am a nigger eater. I can eat 17 crackers in a minute without water.

[Stopper]

whilst driving my inefficent 4x4 around wrecklessly

Does that mean you aim to be a safer driver?

[Norse]

Fixed