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Is Adam and Eve a fairy story

 
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Postby MeDeFe on Sat Sep 22, 2007 1:14 pm

Pixies are cool, period.
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Postby joecoolfrog on Sun Sep 23, 2007 4:06 pm

3 voters actually think the story is literal - scary brainwashing :cry:
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Postby The Weird One on Sun Sep 23, 2007 4:08 pm

static_ice wrote:I could go on about what I think the apple and snake mean if anyone's interested...


what apple???

the bible never says anything about an apple! (at least not the one I read out of) :?
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Postby The Weird One on Sun Sep 23, 2007 4:09 pm

MeDeFe wrote:Pixies are cool, period.


that got my vote

F*CK the easter bunny!!!
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Re: Adam and Eve

Postby OnlyAmbrose on Sun Sep 23, 2007 4:33 pm

joecoolfrog wrote:Oh and who married Adam and Eve,surely the offspring were not illegitimate


Are you joking? :roll:
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Postby The Weird One on Sun Sep 23, 2007 4:39 pm

I think that that was more mocking than joking, but I still want to be answered!
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Postby jay_a2j on Sun Sep 23, 2007 5:16 pm

The Weird One wrote:I think that that was more mocking than joking, but I still want to be answered!


It already has been.....




jay_a2j wrote:
joecoolfrog wrote:So there was Adam and Eve and they begat Cane and Abel ( 2 boys !!! )
and what happened next ?
Oh and who married Adam and Eve,surely the offspring were not illegitimate :roll:



Adam and Eve had Cain, Abel and Seth. And as it is common in scripture to leave out the females in genealogy, they more than likely had daughters also.

God married them. :wink:
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Re: Adam and Eve

Postby Beastly on Sun Sep 23, 2007 5:24 pm

joecoolfrog wrote:So there was Adam and Eve and they begat Cane and Abel ( 2 boys !!! )
and what happened next ?
Oh and who married Adam and Eve,surely the offspring were not illegitimate :roll:



so are you saying every woman from that time is in the bible? because the bible only mentions the boys names?

There are over 160 women mentioned in the Bible. Although not all of their names were written down, their deeds were, thus showing us the part they, too, played in history. http://kyky.essortment.com/womeninthebi_rbcw.htm
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Postby static_ice on Sun Sep 23, 2007 5:28 pm

The Weird One wrote:
static_ice wrote:I could go on about what I think the apple and snake mean if anyone's interested...


what apple???

the bible never says anything about an apple! (at least not the one I read out of) :?


umm what is the one you read? oh well it might be called just "the fruit" but I've always called it an apple. know what I mean now?
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Postby The Weird One on Sun Sep 23, 2007 5:38 pm

EVERYONE JUST CALLS IT AN APPLE!!!

that's what I'm saying. the bible never says that. as you said, it is just called 'the fruit' (or something very similar) :roll:
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Postby static_ice on Sun Sep 23, 2007 5:40 pm

The Weird One wrote:EVERYONE JUST CALLS IT AN APPLE!!!

that's what I'm saying. the bible never says that. as you said, it is just called 'the fruit' (or something very similar) :roll:


okay point taken >_>
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Postby unriggable on Sun Sep 23, 2007 5:48 pm

The Weird One wrote:EVERYONE JUST CALLS IT AN APPLE!!!

that's what I'm saying. the bible never says that. as you said, it is just called 'the fruit' (or something very similar) :roll:


Is it even called 'the fruit'? I thought it was more vague.
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Postby static_ice on Sun Sep 23, 2007 5:49 pm

unriggable wrote:
The Weird One wrote:EVERYONE JUST CALLS IT AN APPLE!!!

that's what I'm saying. the bible never says that. as you said, it is just called 'the fruit' (or something very similar) :roll:


Is it even called 'the fruit'? I thought it was more vague.


the berry? the vegetable? teh foodz? the edible object from the tree of the knowledge of good and evil?
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Postby The Weird One on Sun Sep 23, 2007 6:26 pm

static_ice wrote:
unriggable wrote:
The Weird One wrote:EVERYONE JUST CALLS IT AN APPLE!!!

that's what I'm saying. the bible never says that. as you said, it is just called 'the fruit' (or something very similar) :roll:


Is it even called 'the fruit'? I thought it was more vague.


the berry? the vegetable? teh foodz? the edible object from the tree of the knowledge of good and evil?


that sounds about right
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Re: Adam and Eve

Postby joecoolfrog on Sun Sep 23, 2007 6:59 pm

Beastly wrote:
joecoolfrog wrote:So there was Adam and Eve and they begat Cane and Abel ( 2 boys !!! )
and what happened next ?
Oh and who married Adam and Eve,surely the offspring were not illegitimate :roll:



so are you saying every woman from that time is in the bible? because the bible only mentions the boys names?

There are over 160 women mentioned in the Bible. Although not all of their names were written down, their deeds were, thus showing us the part they, too, played in history. http://kyky.essortment.com/womeninthebi_rbcw.htm


Well its a fact that the bible does not mention that Adam and Eve had any daughters so its an assumption to presume otherwise, one can hardly take it literally AND then make assumptions simply to fill in the blanks.
My second point in any case would still be valid,even ignoring the genetic implications is it not stated in the bible that incest is wrong ?
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Re: Adam and Eve

Postby Nephilim on Sun Sep 23, 2007 10:20 pm

joecoolfrog wrote:
Beastly wrote:
joecoolfrog wrote:So there was Adam and Eve and they begat Cane and Abel ( 2 boys !!! )
and what happened next ?
Oh and who married Adam and Eve,surely the offspring were not illegitimate :roll:



so are you saying every woman from that time is in the bible? because the bible only mentions the boys names?

There are over 160 women mentioned in the Bible. Although not all of their names were written down, their deeds were, thus showing us the part they, too, played in history. http://kyky.essortment.com/womeninthebi_rbcw.htm


Well its a fact that the bible does not mention that Adam and Eve had any daughters so its an assumption to presume otherwise, one can hardly take it literally AND then make assumptions simply to fill in the blanks.
My second point in any case would still be valid,even ignoring the genetic implications is it not stated in the bible that incest is wrong ?


your biblical literacy has some problematic holes.....check Genesis 5:4, adam and eve had daughters (at least if you're reading literally). also cain married a woman from another land, so the question isn't really about incest but where these other people originated (for a literal reading....maybe those questions aren't important at all)
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Re: Adam and Eve

Postby joecoolfrog on Mon Sep 24, 2007 6:02 am

Nephilim wrote:
joecoolfrog wrote:
Beastly wrote:
joecoolfrog wrote:So there was Adam and Eve and they begat Cane and Abel ( 2 boys !!! )
and what happened next ?
Oh and who married Adam and Eve,surely the offspring were not illegitimate :roll:



so are you saying every woman from that time is in the bible? because the bible only mentions the boys names?

There are over 160 women mentioned in the Bible. Although not all of their names were written down, their deeds were, thus showing us the part they, too, played in history. http://kyky.essortment.com/womeninthebi_rbcw.htm


Well its a fact that the bible does not mention that Adam and Eve had any daughters so its an assumption to presume otherwise, one can hardly take it literally AND then make assumptions simply to fill in the blanks.
My second point in any case would still be valid,even ignoring the genetic implications is it not stated in the bible that incest is wrong ?


your biblical literacy has some problematic holes.....check Genesis 5:4, adam and eve had daughters (at least if you're reading literally). also cain married a woman from another land, so the question isn't really about incest but where these other people originated (for a literal reading....maybe those questions aren't important at all)


My bible literacy has a lot of holes - hence my desire to fill them in :D
My next question is why have Christians endlessly persecuted Jews , who the Old Testament says are Gods chosen children :?
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Postby MeDeFe on Mon Sep 24, 2007 8:30 am

Because christians are the real jews.
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Re: Adam and Eve

Postby jay_a2j on Mon Sep 24, 2007 9:17 am

joecoolfrog wrote:My next question is why have Christians endlessly persecuted Jews , who the Old Testament says are Gods chosen children :?




What are you talking about?




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Re: Adam and Eve

Postby btownmeggy on Mon Sep 24, 2007 9:46 am

Beastly wrote:Although not all of their names were written down, their deeds were, thus showing us the part they, too, played in history. http://kyky.essortment.com/womeninthebi_rbcw.htm


W-w-w-w-women played a part in HISTORY, "too"?

:shock:
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Re: Adam and Eve

Postby jay_a2j on Mon Sep 24, 2007 9:48 am

btownmeggy wrote:
Beastly wrote:Although not all of their names were written down, their deeds were, thus showing us the part they, too, played in history. http://kyky.essortment.com/womeninthebi_rbcw.htm


W-w-w-w-women played a part in HISTORY, "too"?

:shock:





Shocking, isn't it? :wink:
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Postby MeDeFe on Mon Sep 24, 2007 10:32 am

Yeah, there wasn't any good way to prevent it, so it just seemed easiest to let them have some small roles in the movie to calm them down while the men make the big money being natural born protagonists and everything.
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Re: Adam and Eve

Postby joecoolfrog on Mon Sep 24, 2007 10:45 am

jay_a2j wrote:
joecoolfrog wrote:My next question is why have Christians endlessly persecuted Jews , who the Old Testament says are Gods chosen children :?




What are you talking about?




And no, Jews are the real Jews.


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Re: Adam and Eve

Postby muy_thaiguy on Mon Sep 24, 2007 10:50 am

joecoolfrog wrote:
jay_a2j wrote:
joecoolfrog wrote:My next question is why have Christians endlessly persecuted Jews , who the Old Testament says are Gods chosen children :?




What are you talking about?




And no, Jews are the real Jews.


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Christians aren't the only ones, and have not always persecuted them. Ever heard of Mohammed? He executed some because they would not recognize him as a prophet. The Byzantine Empire was quite open for many people, until the Turks over ran it and slaughtered people. Also, the Babylonian Captivity (I believe), where the Jews were exiled (for the most part) from Israel.

By the way, I am not trying to turn this against Muslims, just saying that they have had a fair share in their own persecutions.
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Postby satanspaladin on Mon Sep 24, 2007 10:59 am

woman are good thay tempted adam to sin and i love sin lets all go party
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