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Postby bedub1 on Fri Sep 21, 2007 4:40 pm

firth4eva wrote:imagine you are in a room with no doors or windows and you can not break out of it. how do you get out?


Stop Imagining you are in there?

f*ck....3 minutes too slow...
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Postby poeple_i_know on Fri Sep 21, 2007 5:00 pm

firth4eva wrote:imagine you are in a room with no doors or windows and you can not break out of it. how do you get out?



take your shirt off and tear it in half


then put the two halves together two halves make a whole then you climb out of the hole
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Postby The1exile on Fri Sep 21, 2007 5:01 pm

The1exile wrote:Here, you may swallow me, but given more, I could swallow you. What am I?


Anyone?
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Postby Norse on Fri Sep 21, 2007 5:14 pm

The1exile wrote:
The1exile wrote:Here, you may swallow me, but given more, I could swallow you. What am I?


Anyone?

A Boa-constricta egg?

I could swallow that, but in time it swallow me?
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Postby poeple_i_know on Fri Sep 21, 2007 5:30 pm

i start out on 4 legs
in time im on 2 legs
in more time im on 3 legs
what am i?
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Postby Clive on Fri Sep 21, 2007 5:44 pm

poeple_i_know wrote:i start out on 4 legs
in time im on 2 legs
in more time im on 3 legs
what am i?


human...
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Postby The1exile on Fri Sep 21, 2007 6:17 pm

Norse wrote:
The1exile wrote:
The1exile wrote:Here, you may swallow me, but given more, I could swallow you. What am I?


Anyone?

A Boa-constricta egg?

I could swallow that, but in time it swallow me?


Interesting, but no.
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Postby The1exile on Fri Sep 21, 2007 6:17 pm

Clive wrote:
poeple_i_know wrote:i start out on 4 legs
in time im on 2 legs
in more time im on 3 legs
what am i?


human...


yeah,, try not to quote riddles that are 2500 years old ;)
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Postby sully800 on Fri Sep 21, 2007 6:30 pm

Most of these riddles are terrible.

Syzygy wrote:I have a face, but no hands or bones.
My oldest brothers are made of stones.

What am I?


Syzygy wrote:
Toto.fish wrote:is it a clock?

Yep, you're correct.


Ummm, a clock has hands. I think you got your own riddle wrong.
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Postby sully800 on Fri Sep 21, 2007 6:32 pm

The1exile wrote:Here, you may swallow me, but given more, I could swallow you. What am I?


Water
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Postby The1exile on Sat Sep 22, 2007 9:46 am

sully800 wrote:
The1exile wrote:Here, you may swallow me, but given more, I could swallow you. What am I?


Water


right.
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Postby fireedud on Sat Sep 22, 2007 12:30 pm

How do you get half of 12 to equal 7?
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Postby hecter on Sat Sep 22, 2007 12:33 pm

fireedud wrote:How do you get half of 12 to equal 7?

Roman Numerals.

EDIT:
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^^^Twelve in Roman Numerals

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^^^Twelve cut in half, which is equal too:

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^^^Seven
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Postby Norse on Sat Sep 22, 2007 12:52 pm

The1exile wrote:
sully800 wrote:
The1exile wrote:Here, you may swallow me, but given more, I could swallow you. What am I?


Water


right.


BAH!

My boa-constricter egg works better.
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Postby Norse on Sat Sep 22, 2007 12:53 pm

fireedud wrote:How do you get half of 12 to equal 7?


Bad mathematics
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Postby bryguy on Sat Sep 22, 2007 4:42 pm

borox0 wrote:by the way bryguy ur sig is retarded. Just my daily insult. 8-[


why ty very much :)
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Postby Syzygy on Sat Sep 22, 2007 4:44 pm

sully800 wrote:Most of these riddles are terrible.

Syzygy wrote:I have a face, but no hands or bones.
My oldest brothers are made of stones.

What am I?


Syzygy wrote:
Toto.fish wrote:is it a clock?

Yep, you're correct.


Ummm, a clock has hands. I think you got your own riddle wrong.


](*,) Meant to say fingers. My idiot rating just went up 10 points.
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Postby bryguy on Sat Sep 22, 2007 4:47 pm

I can eat everything. No matter anyone hit me I'm fine.But when I drink water, I'll die.What am I?
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Postby hecter on Sat Sep 22, 2007 5:17 pm

bryguy wrote:I can eat everything. No matter anyone hit me I'm fine.But when I drink water, I'll die.What am I?

The alien from that shitty Mel Gibson movie Signs?
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Postby legendkiller717 on Sat Sep 22, 2007 7:44 pm

hecter wrote:
bryguy wrote:I can eat everything. No matter anyone hit me I'm fine.But when I drink water, I'll die.What am I?

The alien from that shitty Mel Gibson movie Signs?


^^^^^^^ :lol:
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Postby fireedud on Sat Sep 22, 2007 8:16 pm

hecter wrote:
fireedud wrote:How do you get half of 12 to equal 7?

Roman Numerals.

EDIT:
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^^^Twelve in Roman Numerals

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^^^Twelve cut in half, which is equal too:

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^^^Seven


You are correct.
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Postby McSnipe on Sat Sep 22, 2007 8:50 pm

A riddle fresh from "The Hobbit": What is in my pocket?
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Postby fireedud on Sat Sep 22, 2007 8:53 pm

McSnipe wrote:A riddle fresh from "The Hobbit": What is in my pocket?


whatever wants to be in there.
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Postby unriggable on Sat Sep 22, 2007 11:10 pm

Brothers and sisters I have none, but this father's father is my father's son.
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Postby Carebian Knight on Sun Sep 23, 2007 1:05 am

your grandson
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