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Postby hecter on Sat Sep 22, 2007 9:19 pm

Okay then... Well, there's this "country" out there, called Aristasia. Now, it's a REAL, yes REAL country (btownmeggy told me so). A bunch of these women go and seclude themselves in a piece of land they have in England. Here's the Q&A:
http://www.aristasia.co.uk/q&a.html

Here's some of the fascinating details...
They have their own wikipedia
Two genders: Blonds and Brunettes
They have different words than we do
Their own religion
Different customs and manners
They even have their own martial arts...

So, there's Aristasia in a very brief post... Ummm... Discuss you intellectuals out there!

EDIT: This link is also quite helpful:
http://www.aristasia.co.uk/beanaristasian.html
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Postby legendkiller717 on Sat Sep 22, 2007 9:20 pm

do they sell observer tickets?
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Postby hecter on Sat Sep 22, 2007 9:23 pm

legendkiller717 wrote:do they sell observer tickets?

Search the site and find out.
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Postby legendkiller717 on Sat Sep 22, 2007 9:26 pm

i read...its basically a BSDM safe haven for women...but it still does not address the availability of season tickets
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Postby muy_thaiguy on Sat Sep 22, 2007 9:30 pm

hecter, did you try to apply for membership by any chance?
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Postby hecter on Sat Sep 22, 2007 9:31 pm

legendkiller717 wrote:i read...its basically a BSDM safe haven for women...but it still does not address the availability of season tickets

Events are listed here.
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Postby The Weird One on Sat Sep 22, 2007 11:06 pm

you've still not answered. :lol:
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Postby legendkiller717 on Sun Sep 23, 2007 1:28 am

hecter wrote:
legendkiller717 wrote:i read...its basically a BSDM safe haven for women...but it still does not address the availability of season tickets

Events are listed here.


ok...so now i read some posts...and it is amazingly dull..and yet so arousing...and still no info on how i can watch any events taking place
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Postby xtratabasco on Sun Sep 23, 2007 1:30 am

hector you want penises in your rectum, so why do you even care, you fagg.
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Postby Hitman079 on Sun Sep 23, 2007 2:13 am

xtratabasco wrote:hector you want penises in your rectum, so why do you even care, you fagg.

no. he dreams of having a vagina.
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Postby Beastly on Sun Sep 23, 2007 3:21 am

No men?

Sheesh why do they have to go there when they can just spend the day on CC.
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Postby Skittles! on Sun Sep 23, 2007 3:23 am

Beastly wrote:No men?

Sheesh why do they have to go there when they can just spend the day on CC.

because they don't want men. :?
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Postby hecter on Sun Sep 23, 2007 9:58 am

Skittles! wrote:
Beastly wrote:No men?

Sheesh why do they have to go there when they can just spend the day on CC.

because they don't want men. :?

The majority of the population there are lesbians.
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Postby jay_a2j on Sun Sep 23, 2007 10:40 am

Skittles! wrote:
Beastly wrote:No men?

Sheesh why do they have to go there when they can just spend the day on CC.

because they don't want men. :?




I think what she was saying is that there are no "men" here. (In a sarcastic kind of way.....at least that's the way I took it) :-s
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Postby hecter on Sun Sep 23, 2007 10:45 am

jay_a2j wrote:
Skittles! wrote:
Beastly wrote:No men?

Sheesh why do they have to go there when they can just spend the day on CC.

because they don't want men. :?




I think what she was saying is that there are no "men" here. (In a sarcastic kind of way.....at least that's the way I took it) :-s

Nope. She meant there's no men here. Period. Nobody of the male gender. Penises are nowhere to be found there.
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Postby Dancing Mustard on Sun Sep 23, 2007 11:09 am

Beastly wrote:No men?

Sheesh why do they have to go there when they can just spend the day on CC.
Apparently they have a spiritual aversion to annoying spam-trolls.

Funny, we had quite a few of them here before you started posting...
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Postby btownmeggy on Sun Sep 23, 2007 12:03 pm

Here's a page that has lots of excerpts from newspapers articles about them, so it's kinda written for the layMAN: http://www.wildfireclub.co.uk/Marianne.html

A few facts emerged. Aristasia exists. as far as it can, without contact with the modern outside world, which it calls The Pit.The Empire was formed in the 1970s by students of Lady Margaret Hall, Oxford University. There are various fundamental principles: the practice of discipline, both actual and non-corporal; the conviction that a matriarchal society is better than a patriarchal one, the belief that the I960s ('The Eclipse') signaled the end of the influence of femininity and the beginning of chaos.


This last concept is so central that Aristasians refuse to acknowledge anything that has occurred post-Eclipse. That's why Miss M dresses in clothes that are 40 years old; that's why the Manual describes a regime which makes the reader think ot Enid Blyton's Mallory Towers books; that's why no television, radio or contemporary magazines or papers are allowed in Aristasian households - I950s magazines like Housewife and The Essex Countryside are favoured instead. Efforts are made so they correspond with the correct month.
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Postby diddle on Sun Sep 23, 2007 12:07 pm

hecter wrote:
jay_a2j wrote:
Skittles! wrote:
Beastly wrote:No men?

Sheesh why do they have to go there when they can just spend the day on CC.

because they don't want men. :?




I think what she was saying is that there are no "men" here. (In a sarcastic kind of way.....at least that's the way I took it) :-s

Nope. She meant there's no men here. Period. Nobody of the male gender. Penises are nowhere to be found there.


not even one tiny penis :shock:
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Postby McSnipe on Sun Sep 23, 2007 12:45 pm

diddle wrote:
hecter wrote:
jay_a2j wrote:
Skittles! wrote:
Beastly wrote:No men?

Sheesh why do they have to go there when they can just spend the day on CC.

because they don't want men. :?




I think what she was saying is that there are no "men" here. (In a sarcastic kind of way.....at least that's the way I took it) :-s

Nope. She meant there's no men here. Period. Nobody of the male gender. Penises are nowhere to be found there.


not even one tiny penis :shock:


Nope, your penis is still firmly attached to your pelvis.
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Postby muy_thaiguy on Sun Sep 23, 2007 2:17 pm

muy_thaiguy wrote:hecter, did you try to apply for membership by any chance?
Answer the Freakin' question! :x
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Postby hecter on Sun Sep 23, 2007 2:42 pm

muy_thaiguy wrote:
muy_thaiguy wrote:hecter, did you try to apply for membership by any chance?
Answer the Freakin' question! :x

I have a penis!
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Postby The1exile on Sun Sep 23, 2007 2:44 pm

Doesn't mean you didn't try.... just that you'd probably fail.

Maybe you could pass it off as a strap on.
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Postby Stopper on Sun Sep 23, 2007 7:34 pm

hecter wrote:I have a penis!


Or, you can probably get something done about that, I dunno.
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Postby hecter on Sun Sep 23, 2007 7:35 pm

Stopper wrote:
hecter wrote:I have a penis!


Or, you can probably get something done about that, I dunno.

I'm looking into it...
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Postby Jenos Ridan on Mon Sep 24, 2007 1:29 am

On question: how to they maintain a stable populace? Adoption? Sperm banks? I know that they must have a recruiting office somewhere.
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