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hecter's piece of crap love letter wrote:I dreamt about you last night. Now that isn't that big of a deal, as I dream about you every night, but this one seemed different⦠Better. Made me really sad when I woke up, and found out it was just a dreamā¦
You told me you loved me, and it was the best moment of my life. Then we hugged, for what seemed like an eternity, yet it still wasn't long enough. We kissed each other. Several times. Then we went back to your place and I kissed every inch of your body. We lay down on the couch and I ran my fingers through you hair and kissed your lips, checks, neck, arms⦠And we were happy. We were together.
Anyways, I just thought I'd share that with you. I'll talk to you later.
A Modest Proposal
It is a fact well known amongst we Christians that those who believe in Darwinās theory of evolution are to be damned to Hell forever and ever, Amen. Indeed, we have even gone so far as to take it upon ourselves to save God the hassle and do the all damning on our own. Why bother making God damn the damned when we can do a damned well good job of damning them by our own damn selves? For since we know that evolutionists are going to Hell, and since God knows that we know that the evolutionists are going to Hell, and since we know that God knows the we know that the evolutionists are going to Hell, it is only logical that we damn those damned Darwinists to Hell, lest God think weāre getting lazy. Damn often and damn well seems to be the motto of the pious faithful today.
Indeed, fundamentalist Christian organizations such as the esteemed Ku Klux Klan (remember to kill your daily Kike, Koon, and Katholic!) have even gone so far as to go beyond damning someone to Hell by simply repeating the oft-heard phrase āYouāre going to Hell.ā No, these white-clad gentlemen have taken yet another step in the godly direction by damning the Darwinists and then sending them quickly on their damned old way to their eternal destination of damnation- namely, they burn Darwinists at the stake in good olā Medieval fashion. This tribute to the grand old years of the Middle Ages is enough to bring a nostalgic tear to the eldest fossils of our 21st century Christian community. Just yesterday I heard a shriveled old lady with a shiny gold cross around her neck wondering aloud what ever happened to the good olā days of lynching those mother-ruttinā-son-of-a-bitch-goddamned Darwinists. Sheād be pleased to know that in the hallowed depths of Alabama, her ideals are still held dear.
In any event, my purpose here is not to reiterate the glorious traditions of our friends in white (those traditions, of course, we Christians know and cherish), but rather to highlight them as an example of true piety, and then to go about proposing how we may improve them for the good of Godās glorification.
It is certainly well known that we, as Christās Elect, were chosen to preach the Word of God far and wide. Most of us do a grand job of this; damning those goddamned Darwinists with a passion. However, the true model of a fervent Christian may be seen in his erecting of a pyre upon which a Darwinist he has damned may get a taste of what itās like to be damned to the hot place before actually getting there. Practice for damnation, if you will. Setting a Darwinist, once damned, ablaze is a true testimony to Christās message. A kind gentlemen of the KKK once said to me, āWhy just damn him when you can melt every ounce of flesh off of his goddamn bones?ā
However, in this modern day and age, it is clear to see that burnings at the stake could have a negative impact upon society. After all, in this period of global warming, adding to it the fire of the damned Darwinists will surely add up and have a terrible effect on the environment. Simply look at these numbers: There are an estimated 30 million atheists in America today, all of which are bound to be eventually burned at the stake for their Darwinist beliefs. Additionally, approximately 20% of the remaining 270 million religious in America are Katholics, a Church notorious for having, under the tyrannical rule of Pope John Paul II, accepted science as truth. This figure leaves the amount of damned individuals who must eventually be burned at a whopping 84 million. Damn.
The problem in this is apparent. In burning 84 million damned bodies, countless calories of heat would be released into the atmosphere, thus accelerating global warming and the melting of the polar ice regions by an incalculable factor. It is simply not abidable to allow this Earth which the Lord Himself created in six days be so easily destroyed by the sins of the damned. Damn those damned Darwinists! Even in their painful deaths they would see to it that all of Godās work be destroyed!
I would propose a better solution to dealing with this damned problem of the damned. It is also a fact commonly known that we are experiencing an energy crisis at the present. All of those joules of heat simply entering the atmosphere seems like such a waste! Better, I think, to utilize this heat in a clean, cost-effective manner which could power the homes of the American faithful for decades. Instead of burnings, it would be best to have freezings!
Consider the workings of your everyday household freezer. It sucks heat from the articles of food within it, and emits this heat into the air of the household. Now, imagine an gargantuan freezer near which rests a vat of water and a turbine. Piling the damned into this freezer of damnation and then sucking their heat into the aforementioned water vat would cause the vat to boil, which would then turn the turbine to generate power for miles around. The true advantage to this system is its cleanliness- unlike nuclear reactors in which waste must be transported so as not to harm the environment, frozen corpses of damned Darwinists are easy enough to dispose of- the film Snatch proposes a perfectly viable method. And I quote: āYouāre always going to have a problem transporting a body in one piece. I hear the best thing to do is to cut into six smaller pieces, and pile them all together. Then, once youāve got your six pieces, youāve got to get rid of them right? āCause itās no good leaving them in the deep freeze for your mum to find now is it? I hear the best thing to do is to feed them to pigs. Now, the average pig will consume one pound of raw, uncooked, flesh every minute. So youāll need six pigs to get the job done in one sitting. They go through bone like butter!ā Additionally, there are no fumes to speak of- the ozone layer may remain intact.
Some wise scholars of theology may argue that death by freezing simply is not an accurate enough replication of the firey tortures the damned suffer in their realms of damnation, and therefore it is an inadequate death. However, I would beg to differ. The medieval theologian (though he is damned since he was a goddamn Katholic) DantƩ, in his book, The Inferno, described the 9th and deepest circle of Hell as an icy and frigid place in which those within it suffered cold unlike anything on this Earth. Though the 9th circle of Hell is believed to be reserved for traitors, The Inferno was written before the theory of evolution came about, and since it is a fact well known amongst us Christians that Darwinism is a far worse sin than treason, it is not illogical to think that perhaps a 10th circle of Hell, even colder than the 9th, was created for these damned evolutionists.
In conclusion, I canāt say that I can see any flaws in this plan. To summarize, I believe that simply damning a Darwinist to Hell or informing him of his inevitable damnation is not enough- why be like the damned Pharisees and simply stop at damning words? No, we must do Godās damning will upon Earth and send them to damnation, preferably in a manner that will mimic the damnation itself. However, traditional methods of doing so such as burning at the stake are impractical in the modern world we live in. More environmentally friendly damning methods such as refrigeration are safe and a cheap source of energy. Gone are the days of dam power plants. Now we have damn power plants.
Skoffin wrote: So um.. er... I'll be honest, I don't know what the f*ck to do from here. Goddamnit chu.
OnlyAmbrose wrote:A satire piece I wrote in English last year. Was supposed to be based on "A Modest Proposal", and on a subject of our choice:A Modest Proposal
It is a fact well known amongst we Christians that those who believe in Darwinās theory of evolution are to be damned to Hell forever and ever, Amen. Indeed, we have even gone so far as to take it upon ourselves to save God the hassle and do the all damning on our own. Why bother making God damn the damned when we can do a damned well good job of damning them by our own damn selves? For since we know that evolutionists are going to Hell, and since God knows that we know that the evolutionists are going to Hell, and since we know that God knows the we know that the evolutionists are going to Hell, it is only logical that we damn those damned Darwinists to Hell, lest God think weāre getting lazy. Damn often and damn well seems to be the motto of the pious faithful today.
Indeed, fundamentalist Christian organizations such as the esteemed Ku Klux Klan (remember to kill your daily Kike, Koon, and Katholic!) have even gone so far as to go beyond damning someone to Hell by simply repeating the oft-heard phrase āYouāre going to Hell.ā No, these white-clad gentlemen have taken yet another step in the godly direction by damning the Darwinists and then sending them quickly on their damned old way to their eternal destination of damnation- namely, they burn Darwinists at the stake in good olā Medieval fashion. This tribute to the grand old years of the Middle Ages is enough to bring a nostalgic tear to the eldest fossils of our 21st century Christian community. Just yesterday I heard a shriveled old lady with a shiny gold cross around her neck wondering aloud what ever happened to the good olā days of lynching those mother-ruttinā-son-of-a-bitch-goddamned Darwinists. Sheād be pleased to know that in the hallowed depths of Alabama, her ideals are still held dear.
In any event, my purpose here is not to reiterate the glorious traditions of our friends in white (those traditions, of course, we Christians know and cherish), but rather to highlight them as an example of true piety, and then to go about proposing how we may improve them for the good of Godās glorification.
It is certainly well known that we, as Christās Elect, were chosen to preach the Word of God far and wide. Most of us do a grand job of this; damning those goddamned Darwinists with a passion. However, the true model of a fervent Christian may be seen in his erecting of a pyre upon which a Darwinist he has damned may get a taste of what itās like to be damned to the hot place before actually getting there. Practice for damnation, if you will. Setting a Darwinist, once damned, ablaze is a true testimony to Christās message. A kind gentlemen of the KKK once said to me, āWhy just damn him when you can melt every ounce of flesh off of his goddamn bones?ā
However, in this modern day and age, it is clear to see that burnings at the stake could have a negative impact upon society. After all, in this period of global warming, adding to it the fire of the damned Darwinists will surely add up and have a terrible effect on the environment. Simply look at these numbers: There are an estimated 30 million atheists in America today, all of which are bound to be eventually burned at the stake for their Darwinist beliefs. Additionally, approximately 20% of the remaining 270 million religious in America are Katholics, a Church notorious for having, under the tyrannical rule of Pope John Paul II, accepted science as truth. This figure leaves the amount of damned individuals who must eventually be burned at a whopping 84 million. Damn.
The problem in this is apparent. In burning 84 million damned bodies, countless calories of heat would be released into the atmosphere, thus accelerating global warming and the melting of the polar ice regions by an incalculable factor. It is simply not abidable to allow this Earth which the Lord Himself created in six days be so easily destroyed by the sins of the damned. Damn those damned Darwinists! Even in their painful deaths they would see to it that all of Godās work be destroyed!
I would propose a better solution to dealing with this damned problem of the damned. It is also a fact commonly known that we are experiencing an energy crisis at the present. All of those joules of heat simply entering the atmosphere seems like such a waste! Better, I think, to utilize this heat in a clean, cost-effective manner which could power the homes of the American faithful for decades. Instead of burnings, it would be best to have freezings!
Consider the workings of your everyday household freezer. It sucks heat from the articles of food within it, and emits this heat into the air of the household. Now, imagine an gargantuan freezer near which rests a vat of water and a turbine. Piling the damned into this freezer of damnation and then sucking their heat into the aforementioned water vat would cause the vat to boil, which would then turn the turbine to generate power for miles around. The true advantage to this system is its cleanliness- unlike nuclear reactors in which waste must be transported so as not to harm the environment, frozen corpses of damned Darwinists are easy enough to dispose of- the film Snatch proposes a perfectly viable method. And I quote: āYouāre always going to have a problem transporting a body in one piece. I hear the best thing to do is to cut into six smaller pieces, and pile them all together. Then, once youāve got your six pieces, youāve got to get rid of them right? āCause itās no good leaving them in the deep freeze for your mum to find now is it? I hear the best thing to do is to feed them to pigs. Now, the average pig will consume one pound of raw, uncooked, flesh every minute. So youāll need six pigs to get the job done in one sitting. They go through bone like butter!ā Additionally, there are no fumes to speak of- the ozone layer may remain intact.
Some wise scholars of theology may argue that death by freezing simply is not an accurate enough replication of the firey tortures the damned suffer in their realms of damnation, and therefore it is an inadequate death. However, I would beg to differ. The medieval theologian (though he is damned since he was a goddamn Katholic) DantƩ, in his book, The Inferno, described the 9th and deepest circle of Hell as an icy and frigid place in which those within it suffered cold unlike anything on this Earth. Though the 9th circle of Hell is believed to be reserved for traitors, The Inferno was written before the theory of evolution came about, and since it is a fact well known amongst us Christians that Darwinism is a far worse sin than treason, it is not illogical to think that perhaps a 10th circle of Hell, even colder than the 9th, was created for these damned evolutionists.
In conclusion, I canāt say that I can see any flaws in this plan. To summarize, I believe that simply damning a Darwinist to Hell or informing him of his inevitable damnation is not enough- why be like the damned Pharisees and simply stop at damning words? No, we must do Godās damning will upon Earth and send them to damnation, preferably in a manner that will mimic the damnation itself. However, traditional methods of doing so such as burning at the stake are impractical in the modern world we live in. More environmentally friendly damning methods such as refrigeration are safe and a cheap source of energy. Gone are the days of dam power plants. Now we have damn power plants.
Skittles! writing wrote:The only thing that's whole is the grenade I now hold in my hand, and that's because from an early age, I learned to grow up in Toukley. Toukley has made me stop believing, stop hoping, stop breathing on the inside. My head is a hollow case which got filled with doubtful thoughts and depressing lies. It's like a hallway filled with ghosts.
And this is because, from an early age, I learned how to grow up in Toukley. Walking in the park, being stared at by strangers, steeling my thoughts from their haunted eyes and gasping faces. What are they? Afraid that their community could be pierced by the sub of a small boy and a grenade? It should of been foreseen, as anything can happen in Toukley.
As I see them run away, it reminds me of all the friend's that I have passed and moved on from. It does not hurt me, for I have already been hurt enough in Toukley to care.
There's only me, my grenade, and the empty hallway filled with ghosts.
Why is this? It's because from an early age, I learned to grow up in Toukley
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lost angel wrote:Verse 1
Her lips smile through her heartache, of past forgotten
Her eye's so deep, the windows to her secrets lost
And I know she feels her strains
But her grace just shine's on through
But it's OK, it's gonna be fine
Bridge
I just wanna say my feelin's for you
and you look beautiful tonight
I just wanna say my feelin's for you
and you look beautiful tonight
Verse 2
She'll caress my pain when I'm feelin' down and ill
She''l be my soul healer, when my heart is tattered and torn
When I see her face, I know she'll keep me safe
I'll give you anything my girl
My spirit, my soul, my faith
Bridge 2
You'll never know, my love so strong
My sweet, lost angel
You'll never know, my love so strong
My sweet, lost angel
Chorus
When you're flyin' high up an' you're feelin' lost 'n' lonely
When life is gettin' on top of you
Just Know I'll be thinkin' of you, and I'll catch you if you fall
with my palms, softly an' true
Today I saw an angel, my sweet, lost angel
Today I saw an angel, my sweet, lost angel
[Insert super-dooper accoustic solo]
[Repeat Bridge 2 and chorus]
b.k. barunt wrote:Snorri's like one of those fufu dogs who get all excited and dance around pissing on themself.
suggs wrote:scared off by all the pervs and wankers already? No? Then let me introduce myself, I'm Mr Pervy Wank.
hecter wrote:Should I? Should I? Hmm.... Why not? Here's my poorly written piece of crap love letter.hecter's piece of crap love letter wrote:I dreamt about you last night. Now that isn't that big of a deal, as I dream about you every night, but this one seemed different⦠Better. Made me really sad when I woke up, and found out it was just a dreamā¦
You told me you loved me, and it was the best moment of my life. Then we hugged, for what seemed like an eternity, yet it still wasn't long enough. We kissed each other. Several times. Then we went back to your place and I kissed every inch of your body. We lay down on the couch and I ran my fingers through you hair and kissed your lips, checks, neck, arms⦠And we were happy. We were together.
Anyways, I just thought I'd share that with you. I'll talk to you later.
b.k. barunt wrote:Snorri's like one of those fufu dogs who get all excited and dance around pissing on themself.
suggs wrote:scared off by all the pervs and wankers already? No? Then let me introduce myself, I'm Mr Pervy Wank.
Skittles! wrote:Oh. Oh! I wrote this in English just the other day. We had a picture of a boy holding a grenade in a public park, and we had a caption, which was:
"From an early age I learned to grow up in Toukley". Toukley is a town just north of where I live, and normally there isn't boys holding grenades in public parks, so I dono how the teacher got that caption.Skittles! writing wrote:The only thing that's whole is the grenade I now hold in my hand, and that's because from an early age, I learned to grow up in Toukley. Toukley has made me stop believing, stop hoping, stop breathing on the inside. My head is a hollow case which got filled with doubtful thoughts and depressing lies. It's like a hallway filled with ghosts.
And this is because, from an early age, I learned how to grow up in Toukley. Walking in the park, being stared at by strangers, steeling my thoughts from their haunted eyes and gasping faces. What are they? Afraid that their community could be pierced by the sub of a small boy and a grenade? It should of been foreseen, as anything can happen in Toukley.
As I see them run away, it reminds me of all the friend's that I have passed and moved on from. It does not hurt me, for I have already been hurt enough in Toukley to care.
There's only me, my grenade, and the empty hallway filled with ghosts.
Why is this? It's because from an early age, I learned to grow up in Toukley
END! One of my friend's wrote it and she said it's really weird.
Swap Toukley with another word, that's how I feel. Mmm. Welcome to my mind.
b.k. barunt wrote:Snorri's like one of those fufu dogs who get all excited and dance around pissing on themself.
suggs wrote:scared off by all the pervs and wankers already? No? Then let me introduce myself, I'm Mr Pervy Wank.
b.k. barunt wrote:Snorri's like one of those fufu dogs who get all excited and dance around pissing on themself.
suggs wrote:scared off by all the pervs and wankers already? No? Then let me introduce myself, I'm Mr Pervy Wank.
Norse wrote:hecter wrote:Should I? Should I? Hmm.... Why not? Here's my poorly written piece of crap love letter.hecter's piece of crap love letter wrote:I dreamt about you last night. Now that isn't that big of a deal, as I dream about you every night, but this one seemed different⦠Better. Made me really sad when I woke up, and found out it was just a dreamā¦
You told me you loved me, and it was the best moment of my life. Then we hugged, for what seemed like an eternity, yet it still wasn't long enough. We kissed each other. Several times. Then we went back to your place and I kissed every inch of your body. We lay down on the couch and I ran my fingers through you hair and kissed your lips, checks, neck, arms⦠And we were happy. We were together.
Anyways, I just thought I'd share that with you. I'll talk to you later.
Hecter...is there something that you would like to tell me? I received no such letter....
hecter wrote:
There were other before you babe...
b.k. barunt wrote:Snorri's like one of those fufu dogs who get all excited and dance around pissing on themself.
suggs wrote:scared off by all the pervs and wankers already? No? Then let me introduce myself, I'm Mr Pervy Wank.
muy_thaiguy wrote:(Song that I am still working on)
The Curse of Hell
Hell is at your door, Hell is at your side, It will let you in, But never let you out! (Repeat once more)
You can run and hide, you can take sin into your stride,
You can do what you like, you can jump and strike,
Just remeber that, when you die, you will pay for your sins, with Hell in the Afterlife!
Hell is at your door, Hell is at your side, It will let you in, But never let you out! (Repeat once more)
Live a carefree life, don't mind anyone's strife,
Deny Him all you can, You'll get a burn not a tan,
When you got to Hell, the day you die, it's when you will see, that Hell should not be taken so lightly!
Hell is at your door, Hell is at your side, It will let you in, But never let you out! (Repeat once more)
(Awesome guitar solo here)
Hell is at your door, Hell is at your side, It will let you in, But never let you out! Hell is at your door, Hell is at your side, It will let you in, But never let you out!
(low an quiet, but understandable)
You have been warned...
muy_thaiguy wrote:(Song that I am still working on)
The Curse of Hell
Hell is at your door, Hell is at your side, It will let you in, But never let you out! (Repeat once more)
You can run and hide, you can take sin into your stride,
You can do what you like, you can jump and strike,
Just remeber that, when you die, you will pay for your sins, with Hell in the Afterlife!
Hell is at your door, Hell is at your side, It will let you in, But never let you out! (Repeat once more)
Live a carefree life, don't mind anyone's strife,
Deny Him all you can, You'll get a burn not a tan,
When you got to Hell, the day you die, it's when you will see, that Hell should not be taken so lightly!
Hell is at your door, Hell is at your side, It will let you in, But never let you out! (Repeat once more)
(Awesome guitar solo here)
Hell is at your door, Hell is at your side, It will let you in, But never let you out! Hell is at your door, Hell is at your side, It will let you in, But never let you out!
(low an quiet, but understandable)
You have been warned...
KraphtOne wrote:when you sign up a new account one of the check boxes should be "do you want to foe colton24 (it is highly recommended) "
b.k. barunt wrote:Snorri's like one of those fufu dogs who get all excited and dance around pissing on themself.
suggs wrote:scared off by all the pervs and wankers already? No? Then let me introduce myself, I'm Mr Pervy Wank.
Funny thing is though, it's supposed to be Christian Metal/Hard RockSkittles! wrote:muy_thaiguy wrote:(Song that I am still working on)
The Curse of Hell
Hell is at your door, Hell is at your side, It will let you in, But never let you out! (Repeat once more)
You can run and hide, you can take sin into your stride,
You can do what you like, you can jump and strike,
Just remeber that, when you die, you will pay for your sins, with Hell in the Afterlife!
Hell is at your door, Hell is at your side, It will let you in, But never let you out! (Repeat once more)
Live a carefree life, don't mind anyone's strife,
Deny Him all you can, You'll get a burn not a tan,
When you got to Hell, the day you die, it's when you will see, that Hell should not be taken so lightly!
Hell is at your door, Hell is at your side, It will let you in, But never let you out! (Repeat once more)
(Awesome guitar solo here)
Hell is at your door, Hell is at your side, It will let you in, But never let you out! Hell is at your door, Hell is at your side, It will let you in, But never let you out!
(low an quiet, but understandable)
You have been warned...
Woo! Christian propaganda!
muy_thaiguy wrote:Funny thing is though, it's supposed to be Christian Metal/Hard RockSkittles! wrote:muy_thaiguy wrote:(Song that I am still working on)
The Curse of Hell
Hell is at your door, Hell is at your side, It will let you in, But never let you out! (Repeat once more)
You can run and hide, you can take sin into your stride,
You can do what you like, you can jump and strike,
Just remeber that, when you die, you will pay for your sins, with Hell in the Afterlife!
Hell is at your door, Hell is at your side, It will let you in, But never let you out! (Repeat once more)
Live a carefree life, don't mind anyone's strife,
Deny Him all you can, You'll get a burn not a tan,
When you got to Hell, the day you die, it's when you will see, that Hell should not be taken so lightly!
Hell is at your door, Hell is at your side, It will let you in, But never let you out! (Repeat once more)
(Awesome guitar solo here)
Hell is at your door, Hell is at your side, It will let you in, But never let you out! Hell is at your door, Hell is at your side, It will let you in, But never let you out!
(low an quiet, but understandable)
You have been warned...
Woo! Christian propaganda!
Skoffin wrote: So um.. er... I'll be honest, I don't know what the f*ck to do from here. Goddamnit chu.
Because I have a brain.Fircoal wrote:muy_thaiguy wrote:Funny thing is though, it's supposed to be Christian Metal/Hard RockSkittles! wrote:muy_thaiguy wrote:(Song that I am still working on)
The Curse of Hell
Hell is at your door, Hell is at your side, It will let you in, But never let you out! (Repeat once more)
You can run and hide, you can take sin into your stride,
You can do what you like, you can jump and strike,
Just remeber that, when you die, you will pay for your sins, with Hell in the Afterlife!
Hell is at your door, Hell is at your side, It will let you in, But never let you out! (Repeat once more)
Live a carefree life, don't mind anyone's strife,
Deny Him all you can, You'll get a burn not a tan,
When you got to Hell, the day you die, it's when you will see, that Hell should not be taken so lightly!
Hell is at your door, Hell is at your side, It will let you in, But never let you out! (Repeat once more)
(Awesome guitar solo here)
Hell is at your door, Hell is at your side, It will let you in, But never let you out! Hell is at your door, Hell is at your side, It will let you in, But never let you out!
(low an quiet, but understandable)
You have been warned...
Woo! Christian propaganda!
why make it have a meaning, when I create lyrics for my songs, half of them have no meaning and a ton of them are random trash.
b.k. barunt wrote:Snorri's like one of those fufu dogs who get all excited and dance around pissing on themself.
suggs wrote:scared off by all the pervs and wankers already? No? Then let me introduce myself, I'm Mr Pervy Wank.
Then burned, then written again, then burned again, etc...Norse wrote:Seriously though...you lot are no music writers...Im the certified fuckin daddy of the 4-track.
Oh the songs i've written..
Fircoal wrote:why make it have a meaning, when I create lyrics for my songs, half of them have no meaning and a ton of them are random trash.
KraphtOne wrote:when you sign up a new account one of the check boxes should be "do you want to foe colton24 (it is highly recommended) "
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