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If I were to create 'a' clan...

Postby Dancing Mustard on Fri Sep 21, 2007 6:09 pm

If I created a clan built out of people who rule the forums (and potentially Risk games) with an iron fist, and who rape transformers for fun and profit, what would I call it?

If you come up with something half decent then I'll start a poll or something...
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Postby mandalorian2298 on Fri Sep 21, 2007 6:11 pm

"Dancing Dressings"?
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Re: If 'I' were to create a clan...

Postby Norse on Fri Sep 21, 2007 6:12 pm

Dancing Mustard wrote:If I created a clan built out of people who rule the forums (and potentially Risk games) with an iron fist, and who rape transformers for fun and profit, what would I call it?

If you come up with something half decent then I'll start a poll or something...


I'm in.

How hard do we get to rape autobots?

Howabout...

THE DECEPTACUNTS!
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Postby The1exile on Fri Sep 21, 2007 6:18 pm

The Sandwich Cabaret?
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Postby Dancing Mustard on Fri Sep 21, 2007 6:19 pm

I like this suggestion Norse.

The notion of creating some quasi-masonic organisation out of the true Kings of Flame Wars is highly appealing to me. Screw all of this 'Legend of the Stache' shite, CC is ready for a new reign of terror and troll-mayhem.


The1exile wrote:The Sandwich Cabaret?

This is also a good suggestion... the surrealness of it makes it somehow menacing.

On the other hand I may just be drunk.
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Postby jnd94 on Fri Sep 21, 2007 6:40 pm

Dancing Mustard wrote:I like this suggestion Norse.

The notion of creating some quasi-masonic organisation out of the true Kings of Flame Wars is highly appealing to me. Screw all of this 'Legend of the Stache' shite, CC is ready for a new reign of terror and troll-mayhem.


The1exile wrote:The Sandwich Cabaret?

This is also a good suggestion... the surrealness of it makes it somehow menacing.

On the other hand I may just be drunk.


Im not a flame king or anything, but can I join? You owe me after last night, DM. :wink:
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Postby Norse on Fri Sep 21, 2007 6:43 pm

Dancing Mustard wrote:I like this suggestion Norse.

The notion of creating some quasi-masonic organisation out of the true Kings of Flame Wars is highly appealing to me. Screw all of this 'Legend of the Stache' shite, CC is ready for a new reign of terror and troll-mayhem.


The1exile wrote:The Sandwich Cabaret?

This is also a good suggestion... the surrealness of it makes it somehow menacing.

On the other hand I may just be drunk.


Well, I believe it is a fooking fantastic idea...

only 10-20 members allowed at a time,very selective, le creme da le creme of flaming,/pissing people off...I can see it working, i'm in...
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Postby Norse on Fri Sep 21, 2007 6:44 pm

Or maybe "the pleasent chaps"...
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Postby Dancing Mustard on Fri Sep 21, 2007 6:49 pm

Norse wrote:only 10-20 members allowed at a time,very selective, le creme da le crem of flaming,/pissing people off...I can see it working, i'm in...
This is precisely what I was thinking of.

This place needs a new 'evil clan'. There's a whole load of awesome flame-slingers and troll-masters that need an organisation to bring them together, that they might better demolish noobs and tear down the egos of false-idols.

There's clans for people good at Risk, clans for people good at Spam, clans for pretentious emos, and clans for has-beens with massive delusions of grandeur; but there's no clan for people who hate everybody else and enjoy (and excel at) verbally trashing other posters/threads. That's what I fancy starting up.

Who's with me?
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Postby jnd94 on Fri Sep 21, 2007 6:51 pm

Dancing Mustard wrote:
Norse wrote:only 10-20 members allowed at a time,very selective, le creme da le crem of flaming,/pissing people off...I can see it working, i'm in...
This is precisely what I was thinking of.

This place needs a new 'evil clan'. There's a whole load of awesome flame-slingers and troll-masters that need an organisation to bring them together, that they might better demolish noobs and tear down the egos of false-idols.

There's clans for people good at Risk, clans for people good at Spam, clans for pretentious emos, and clans for has-beens with massive delusions of grandeur; but there's no clan for people who hate everybody else and enjoy (and excel at) verbally trashing other posters/threads. That's what I fancy starting up.

Who's with me?


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Postby Norse on Fri Sep 21, 2007 6:55 pm

Dancing Mustard wrote:
Norse wrote:only 10-20 members allowed at a time,very selective, le creme da le crem of flaming,/pissing people off...I can see it working, i'm in...
This is precisely what I was thinking of.

This place needs a new 'evil clan'. There's a whole load of awesome flame-slingers and troll-masters that need an organisation to bring them together, that they might better demolish noobs and tear down the egos of false-idols.

There's clans for people good at Risk, clans for people good at Spam, clans for pretentious emos, and clans for has-beens with massive delusions of grandeur; but there's no clan for people who hate everybody else and enjoy (and excel at) verbally trashing other posters/threads. That's what I fancy starting up.

Who's with me?


hehe, we know who is going to be there mate, no need to advertise it to these plebs...

Lets do it mate.,....you're the clan leader as far as I'm concerned...im merely a pissed off henchman.
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Postby Dancing Mustard on Fri Sep 21, 2007 7:02 pm

Sounds like we have a commited nucleus. I reckon 'Pleasant Chaps' is a pretty good moniker for now.

I think I'll get sigged up this instant. All of a sudden I give a shit about when the next Php upgrade is coming out, looks like CC's first ever 'flame clan' just got born.
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Postby McSnipe on Fri Sep 21, 2007 7:10 pm

Oh noes! Such a great concentration of eveil cannot possibly be! The weight of the infinatly dense black-holes where your hearts should be would come together, making a super hole that would cover these forums in shit.
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Postby Norse on Fri Sep 21, 2007 7:11 pm

Dancing Mustard wrote:Sounds like we have a commited nucleus. I reckon 'Pleasant Chaps' is a pretty good moniker for now.

I think I'll get sigged up this instant. All of a sudden I give a shit about when the next Php upgrade is coming out, looks like CC's first ever 'flame clan' just got born.


Strike that again my friend...it looks like CC is going to be finally born....
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Postby Norse on Fri Sep 21, 2007 7:13 pm

McSnipe wrote:Oh noes! Such a great concentration of eveil cannot possibly be! The weight of the infinatly dense black-holes where your hearts should be would come together, making a super hole that would cover these forums in shit.


Sometimes people say sarcastic things, as a joke, that later involve masking tape round lips, kicks to the liver and "sleeping with the fishes", and Im not not talking about aqua-beastiality.

Now punish yourself, and PM me and DM a sorry note.
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Postby Ronaldinho on Fri Sep 21, 2007 7:26 pm

The Infamous Gorilla Fuck-Nuts.



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Postby Dancing Mustard on Fri Sep 21, 2007 7:27 pm

Apparently Ron has challenged us to a game:

911800

PW: pussio


Let's go rape his sorry ass.
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Postby Skittles! on Sat Sep 22, 2007 12:20 am

Oh this is fantastic. :D
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Postby static_ice on Sat Sep 22, 2007 12:25 am

I don't know if I should join or if I would even be accepted, but I still think this would be a cool idea and if you're ever in need of good clan sigs I'll see what I can do :wink:
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Postby Dancing Mustard on Sat Sep 22, 2007 5:16 am

911800

PW: pussio



Join this game, it's going to be like a rape-party, but better.
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Postby firth4eva on Sat Sep 22, 2007 5:24 am

good idea dancing mustard.
very time i see one of your posts i feel i have to put QFT next to it
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Postby legendkiller717 on Sat Sep 22, 2007 5:29 am

Norse wrote:
McSnipe wrote:Oh noes! Such a great concentration of eveil cannot possibly be! The weight of the infinatly dense black-holes where your hearts should be would come together, making a super hole that would cover these forums in shit.


Sometimes people say sarcastic things, as a joke, that later involve masking tape round lips, kicks to the liver and "sleeping with the fishes", and Im not not talking about aqua-beastiality.

Now punish yourself, and PM me and DM a sorry note.


and exactly what seperates that from aqua-beastiality?

as a matter of fact, why not call the clan aqua-beastiality... it has that "why...what is the point?" mystique to it...

anyway, ya'll have a good idea. i didnt even look at the fourms til tonight, and i gotta say im enjoying the brutality.
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Re: If I were 'to' create a clan...

Postby rocky8179 on Sat Sep 22, 2007 9:53 am

Dancing Mustard wrote:If I created a clan built out of people who rule the forums (and potentially Risk games) with an iron fist, and who rape transformers for fun and profit, what would I call it?

If you come up with something half decent then I'll start a poll or something...


Forum Fornicators??

Just an idea. But if your talking about raping the forums I think this sounds better.

Edit: Raping transformers. My mistake
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Postby mr. incrediball on Sat Sep 22, 2007 10:07 am

you're a disgrace to spamalot
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Postby unriggable on Sat Sep 22, 2007 10:08 am

mr. incrediball wrote:you're a disgrace to spamalot


Actually he's improving spamalot's already shit image.
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