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Postby mandalorian2298 on Wed Sep 19, 2007 2:57 pm

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diddle wrote:
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mandalorian2298 wrote:Can anyone quess the name of tha thread that will be started next time Norse decides to give his cat a bath? :roll:


would it be called

"My favourite type of Pussy"

or

"The most i ever got"

or

"They said it couldn't be done, but, the first cat-human cross breed has been created"


Nope. "Look at my wet pussy." :lol:


damn, i was so close


looks like you were wrong


How was I supposed to know that Norse would impregnate a cat just so that he could give the thread some other name. :roll:


if you didn't see that coming, you don't understand norse...


Silly me. :lol:
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Postby Norse on Wed Sep 19, 2007 3:05 pm

Hmmm, 3 guys....one named mandy, one named incrediBALLS and one with a name that rhymes with piddle.

How quaint.
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Postby mr. incrediball on Wed Sep 19, 2007 3:06 pm

Norse wrote:Hmmm, 3 guys....one named mandy, one named incrediBALLS and one with a name that rhymes with piddle.

How quaint.


hey, don't diss the 'ball
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Postby ignotus on Wed Sep 19, 2007 3:31 pm

The thing that amazes me how Norse transformed a cat into a guy who is a wannabe-cat...
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Actually it doesn't!
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Maybe that's his boyfriend?
(Norse even has a nickname for him. He calls him KitKat!!!)
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Postby Norse on Wed Sep 19, 2007 3:34 pm

I love the way that this thread has stimulated you guys, to a point where it has let your hidden homo-erotic fantasies flourish in bloom.

I think the point is, I'm not putting a gun to your head and telling you to say this stuff, this is all coming from the deep, dark crevises of your little minds.


I think we've all learned something here today :wink:
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Postby ignotus on Wed Sep 19, 2007 3:46 pm

Norse wrote:I love the way that this thread has stimulated you guys, to a point where it has let your hidden homo-erotic fantasies flourish in bloom.

I think the point is, I'm not putting a gun to your head and telling you to say this stuff, this is all coming from the deep, dark crevises of your little minds.


I think we've all learned something here today :wink:


Yeees, it comes "from the deep, dark crevises of my little mind", and I'm lovin' it!
Sorry, I didn't know how to resist it! It's stronger than me.
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Postby muy_thaiguy on Wed Sep 19, 2007 3:48 pm

yes we have, and that is Norse enjoys bringing out homo-erotic comments, so he can be a happy little man in England. I mean after all, you DO have to share England with emo's like sam_levi :lol:
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Postby Norse on Wed Sep 19, 2007 4:02 pm

No, you see me in this way, since I am the one who has made you realise the fallacies of your previously thought sexualites...

I am merely a mirror, reflecting these dark instincts back to yourselves.
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Postby Anarkistsdream on Wed Sep 19, 2007 4:02 pm

Norse wrote:No, you see me in this way, since I am the one who has made you realise the fallacies of your previously thought sexualites...

I am merely a mirror, reflecting these dark instincts back to yourselves.


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Postby ignotus on Wed Sep 19, 2007 4:19 pm

Well... Norse... that picture of yours in a topic: post a picture... turns me on... NOT! :lol: :lol:
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Postby Norse on Wed Sep 19, 2007 4:21 pm

ignotus wrote:Well... Norse... that picture of yours in a topic: post a picture... turns me on...


Shhhh! :x

Meggy is going to get jealous now.
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Postby unriggable on Wed Sep 19, 2007 4:32 pm

There is no one word that can describe the current conversation in this thread.
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Postby Norse on Wed Sep 19, 2007 4:37 pm

unriggable wrote:There is no one word that can describe the current conversation in this thread.


Hehe, well now is your chance to enter into encyclopedic history, my friend...

You are not a stranger to it, since it seems unriggable is in actual fact a made up word....maybe this is your calling in life...

SEE!! IM TEH FUCKING GENIUS! THIS THREAD HAS SHOWN IGNOTUS HIS TRUE GAY SEXUALITY, AND IVE ALSO SHOWN UNRIGGABLE HIS TRUE CALLING IN LIFE!!!
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Postby ignotus on Wed Sep 19, 2007 4:41 pm

Norse wrote:
unriggable wrote:There is no one word that can describe the current conversation in this thread.


Hehe, well now is your chance to enter into encyclopedic history, my friend...

You are not a stranger to it, since it seems unriggable is in actual fact a made up word....maybe this is your calling in life...

SEE!! IM TEH FUCKING GENIUS! THIS THREAD HAS SHOWN IGNOTUS HIS TRUE GAY SEXUALITY, AND IVE ALSO SHOWN UNRIGGABLE HIS TRUE CALLING IN LIFE!!!


In your wildest, gay-perverse dreams maybe.

BTW R U on drugs?
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Postby unriggable on Wed Sep 19, 2007 4:42 pm

ignotus wrote:
Norse wrote:
unriggable wrote:There is no one word that can describe the current conversation in this thread.


Hehe, well now is your chance to enter into encyclopedic history, my friend...

You are not a stranger to it, since it seems unriggable is in actual fact a made up word....maybe this is your calling in life...

SEE!! IM TEH FUCKING GENIUS! THIS THREAD HAS SHOWN IGNOTUS HIS TRUE GAY SEXUALITY, AND IVE ALSO SHOWN UNRIGGABLE HIS TRUE CALLING IN LIFE!!!


In your wildest, gay-perverse dreams maybe.

BTW R U on drugs?


Naw lol omg wtf bbq sauce liquor myballs itch.
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Postby mandalorian2298 on Wed Sep 19, 2007 4:44 pm

unriggable wrote:There is no one word that can describe the current conversation in this thread.


homochickentennisshuesexualism. :idea:
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Postby unriggable on Wed Sep 19, 2007 4:46 pm

mandalorian2298 wrote:
unriggable wrote:There is no one word that can describe the current conversation in this thread.


homochickentennisshuesexualism. :idea:


I was thinking something along the lines of 'pain'.
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Postby Kaplowitz on Wed Sep 19, 2007 6:31 pm

Norse wrote:(random gibberish........).............your...minds.

I think we've all learned something here today :wink:


Yes, we learned that people think i have a mind, and therefore a brain.

This is inerect...i mean incorrect (the thread really has had some effect). I lost my mind, then i sold my brain for two nickles.

Ha! Stupid Canadian Frogs and your nuclear physics.
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Postby unriggable on Wed Sep 19, 2007 6:55 pm

Kaplowitz wrote:
Norse wrote:(random gibberish........).............your...minds.

I think we've all learned something here today :wink:


Yes, we learned that people think i have a mind, and therefore a brain.

This is inerect...i mean incorrect (the thread really has had some effect). I lost my mind, then i sold my brain for two nickles.

Ha! Stupid Canadian Frogs and your nuclear physics.


Aren't you supposed to be banned?
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Postby static_ice on Wed Sep 19, 2007 6:56 pm

unriggable wrote:
Kaplowitz wrote:
Norse wrote:(random gibberish........).............your...minds.

I think we've all learned something here today :wink:


Yes, we learned that people think i have a mind, and therefore a brain.

This is inerect...i mean incorrect (the thread really has had some effect). I lost my mind, then i sold my brain for two nickles.

Ha! Stupid Canadian Frogs and your nuclear physics.


Aren't you supposed to be banned?


what'd he do?
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Postby Kaplowitz on Wed Sep 19, 2007 6:57 pm

static_ice wrote:
unriggable wrote:
Kaplowitz wrote:
Norse wrote:(random gibberish........).............your...minds.

I think we've all learned something here today :wink:


Yes, we learned that people think i have a mind, and therefore a brain.

This is inerect...i mean incorrect (the thread really has had some effect). I lost my mind, then i sold my brain for two nickles.

Ha! Stupid Canadian Frogs and your nuclear physics.


Aren't you supposed to be banned?


what'd he do?


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Postby static_ice on Wed Sep 19, 2007 6:57 pm

Kaplowitz wrote:
static_ice wrote:
unriggable wrote:
Kaplowitz wrote:
Norse wrote:(random gibberish........).............your...minds.

I think we've all learned something here today :wink:


Yes, we learned that people think i have a mind, and therefore a brain.

This is inerect...i mean incorrect (the thread really has had some effect). I lost my mind, then i sold my brain for two nickles.

Ha! Stupid Canadian Frogs and your nuclear physics.


Aren't you supposed to be banned?


what'd he do?


Multi


so why are you here? still...
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Postby Kaplowitz on Wed Sep 19, 2007 6:59 pm

static_ice wrote:
Kaplowitz wrote:
static_ice wrote:
unriggable wrote:
Kaplowitz wrote:
Norse wrote:(random gibberish........).............your...minds.

I think we've all learned something here today :wink:


Yes, we learned that people think i have a mind, and therefore a brain.

This is inerect...i mean incorrect (the thread really has had some effect). I lost my mind, then i sold my brain for two nickles.

Ha! Stupid Canadian Frogs and your nuclear physics.


Aren't you supposed to be banned?


what'd he do?


Multi


so why are you here? still...

:-s :-k Idk...lazy mods?
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Postby unriggable on Wed Sep 19, 2007 7:40 pm

Talk about inconsistence, I'm liking this forum less and less every day. I think the only reason I still post is to get some sort of record to make me feel special.

Maybe that second sentence could've been a separate post in of itself.
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Postby static_ice on Wed Sep 19, 2007 7:43 pm

unriggable wrote:Talk about inconsistence, I'm liking this forum less and less every day. I think the only reason I still post is to get some sort of record to make me feel special.

Maybe that second sentence could've been a separate post in of itself.


in fircoal's mind, yes.

and you are special, everybody's special!
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