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Postby ga7 on Sun Sep 16, 2007 4:37 pm

Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Very Low
Level 2 Lustful Very High
Level 3 Gluttonous Moderate
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious High
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy High
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Extreme
Level 7 Violent High
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Extreme
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Extreme

Ninth Level of Hell - Cocytus wrote:This is the deepest level of hell, where the fallen angel Satan himself resides. His wings flap eternally, producing chilling cold winds that freeze the thick ice found in Cocytus. The three faces of Satan, black, red, and yellow, can be seen with mouths gushing bloody foam and eyes forever weeping, as they chew on the three traitors, Judas, Brutus, and Cassius. This place is furthest removed from the source of all light and warmth. Sinners here are frozen deep in the ice, faces out, eyes and mouths frozen shut. Traitors against God, country, family, and benefactors lament their sins in this frigid pit of despair.


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Postby jay_a2j on Sun Sep 16, 2007 4:44 pm

Gilligan wrote:One of the questions is "Have you ever committed suicide". :?


I believe it was worded as follows:


"Have you ever thought about committing suicide?


And I got Level 1-Limbo. :cry:
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Postby ignotus on Sun Sep 16, 2007 4:46 pm

On your way down you can visit me in the limbo. It's still hell.
Hey, Isn't limbo also a sort of dance or something? :?:
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Postby Sass on Sun Sep 16, 2007 5:26 pm

Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge

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Many and varied sinners suffer eternally in the multi-leveled Malebolge, an ampitheatre-shapped pit of despair Wholly of stone and of an iron colour: Those guilty of fraudulence and malice; the seducers and pimps, who are whipped by horned demons; the hypocrites, who struggle to walk in lead-lined cloaks; the barraters, who are ducked in boiling pitch by demons known as the Malebranche. The simonists, wedged into stone holes, and whose feet are licked by flames, kick and writhe desperately. The magicians, diviners, fortune tellers, and panderers are all here, as are the thieves. Some wallow in human excrement. Serpents writhe and wrap around men, sometimes fusing into each other. Bodies are torn apart. When you arrive, you will want to put your hands over your ears because of the lamentations of the sinners here, who are afflicted with scabs like leprosy, and lay sick on the ground, furiously scratching their skin off with their nails. Indeed, justice divine doth smite them with its hammer.


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Postby Simonov on Sun Sep 16, 2007 6:26 pm

Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis

You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.


doesn' sound so bad, at least these furies have limbs of women...
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Postby Fircoal on Sun Sep 16, 2007 6:33 pm

no wonder, I got in the middle, I'm half way on this god thing. ;)
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Postby hecter on Sun Sep 16, 2007 6:49 pm

jay_a2j wrote:
Gilligan wrote:One of the questions is "Have you ever committed suicide". :?


I believe it was worded as follows:


"Have you ever thought about committing suicide?


And I got Level 1-Limbo. :cry:

You poor bastard! Don't worry, this quiz doesn't know anything...
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Postby muy_thaiguy on Sun Sep 16, 2007 8:06 pm

*phew*

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Postby NESconqueror on Sun Sep 16, 2007 8:07 pm

Norse wrote:Purgatory Repenting Believers: Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers: Very Low
Level 2 Lustful: Extreme
Level 3 Gluttonous: Moderate
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious: High
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy: Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics: Extreme
Level 7 Violent: High
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers: Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous: Very High


Level 6 - The City of Dis
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You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.

I got the limbo one.
I must be light on the sins of mine. :)
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Postby XenHu on Sun Sep 16, 2007 8:19 pm

Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge

Many and varied sinners suffer eternally in the multi-leveled Malebolge, an ampitheatre-shapped pit of despair Wholly of stone and of an iron colour: Those guilty of fraudulence and malice; the seducers and pimps, who are whipped by horned demons; the hypocrites, who struggle to walk in lead-lined cloaks; the barraters, who are ducked in boiling pitch by demons known as the Malebranche. The simonists, wedged into stone holes, and whose feet are licked by flames, kick and writhe desperately. The magicians, diviners, fortune tellers, and panderers are all here, as are the thieves. Some wallow in human excrement. Serpents writhe and wrap around men, sometimes fusing into each other. Bodies are torn apart. When you arrive, you will want to put your hands over your ears because of the lamentations of the sinners here, who are afflicted with scabs like leprosy, and lay sick on the ground, furiously scratching their skin off with their nails. Indeed, justice divine doth smite them with its hammer.


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Postby Tripitaka on Sun Sep 16, 2007 8:48 pm

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Purgatory - Repenting Believers = Moderate
Level 1: Limbo - Virtuous Non-Believers = Moderate
Level 2: Lustful = High
Level 3: Gluttonous = Low
Level 4: Prodigal and Avaricious = Low
Level 5: Wrathful and Gloomy = Very Low
Level 6: The City of Dis - Heretics = Very Low
Level 7: Violent = Low
Level 8: The Malebolge - Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers = Moderate
Level 9: Cocytus - Treacherous = Low

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Second Level of Hell!


Second Level of Hell

You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate.


What no guys in here? Oh well guess I'll have to make do with Cleo and Helen for company then! :wink:
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Postby Skittles! on Mon Sep 17, 2007 2:38 am

Level 7!

Wooo!

Guarded by the Minotaur, who snarls in fury, and encircled within the river Phlegethon, filled with boiling blood, is the Seventh Level of Hell. The violent, the assasins, the tyrants, and the war-mongers lament their pitiless mischiefs in the river, while centaurs armed with bows and arrows shoot those who try to escape their punishment. The stench here is overpowering. This level is also home to the wood of the suicides- stunted and gnarled trees with twisting branches and poisoned fruit. At the time of final judgement, their bodies will hang from their branches. In those branches the Harpies, foul birdlike creatures with human faces, make their nests. Beyond the wood is scorching sand where those who committed violence against God and nature are showered with flakes of fire that rain down against their naked bodies. Blasphemers and sodomites writhe in pain, their tongues more loosed to lamentation, and out of their eyes gushes forth their woe. Usurers, who followed neither nature nor art, also share company in the Seventh Level.
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Postby Iliad on Mon Sep 17, 2007 2:55 am

hecter wrote:
Norse wrote:Purgatory Repenting Believers: Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers: Very Low
Level 2 Lustful: Extreme
Level 3 Gluttonous: Moderate
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious: High
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy: Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics: Extreme
Level 7 Violent: High
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers: Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous: Very High


Level 6 - The City of Dis
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You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.

That's what I got :D

Me too! Awesome I go to the hell where all the cool people are!
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Postby Iliad on Mon Sep 17, 2007 2:59 am

Tripitaka wrote:
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Purgatory - Moderate
Level 1: Limbo - Moderate
Level 2 - High
Level 3 - Low
Level 4 - Low
Level 5 - Very Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very Low
Level 7 - Low
Level 8 - the Malebolge | Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus | Low

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Second Level of Hell!


Second Level of Hell

You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate.


What no guys in here? Oh well guess I'll have to make do with Cleo and Helen for company then! :wink:

You lucky piece of shit! And I wonder what jay and luns got! :wink:
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Postby KiwiTaker on Mon Sep 17, 2007 6:14 am

Lol i'm
Level 3

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In the third circle, you find yourself amidst eternal rain, maledict, cold, and heavy. The gluttons are punished here, lying in the filthy mixture of shadows and of putrid water. Because you consumed in excess, you meet your fate beneath the cold, dirty rain, amidst the other souls that there lay unhappily in the stinking mud. Cerebus, a canine monster cruel and uncouth with his three heads and red eyes, dwells in this level. He growls and tears at the damned with his teeth and claws.
Nice doggy. :twisted:
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Postby jay_a2j on Mon Sep 17, 2007 9:08 am

Iliad wrote: And I wonder what jay and luns got! :wink:




jay_a2j wrote: I got Level 1-Limbo. :cry:
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Postby DAZMCFC on Mon Sep 17, 2007 9:22 am

4th level very high score. :twisted:
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Postby kwanton on Mon Sep 17, 2007 9:26 am

Level 5 :D
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Postby mr. incrediball on Mon Sep 17, 2007 9:51 am

Iliad wrote:
hecter wrote:
Norse wrote:Purgatory Repenting Believers: Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers: Very Low
Level 2 Lustful: Extreme
Level 3 Gluttonous: Moderate
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious: High
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy: Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics: Extreme
Level 7 Violent: High
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers: Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous: Very High


Level 6 - The City of Dis
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You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.

That's what I got :D

Me too! Awesome I go to the hell where all the cool people are!


sweet! I got lv. 6 too!
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Postby cena-rules on Mon Sep 17, 2007 9:52 am

kwanton wrote:Level 5 :D


se ya there.
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Postby kalishnikov on Mon Sep 17, 2007 11:59 am

God damn, Level 7. :)

Violent/Extreme, seems a little harsh. And I don't even mutilate animals or attempt suicide... You level 8 and 9's must be interesting people....
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Postby nagerous on Mon Sep 17, 2007 12:03 pm

Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Moderate
Level 2 Lustful High
Level 3 Gluttonous Moderate
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Low
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Moderate
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Very High
Level 7 Violent Low
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers High
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Low

Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis

You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.
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Postby cena-rules on Mon Sep 17, 2007 12:06 pm

nagerous wrote:Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Moderate
Level 2 Lustful High
Level 3 Gluttonous Moderate
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Low
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Moderate
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Very High
Level 7 Violent Low
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers High
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Low

Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis

You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.


ill cme visit you
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Postby NESconqueror on Mon Sep 17, 2007 2:45 pm

To anyone in level one, I am going to join you guys.
To any of you deeper in, I pray for thee.
Those in purgatory, Care to trade your ticket to heaven for mine?
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Postby diddle on Mon Sep 17, 2007 2:57 pm

what about heaven, do you get different levels of heaven
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