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Postby Norse on Sat Sep 15, 2007 8:06 pm

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborgini?

I don't have a Lamborgini in my garage.
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Postby misterman10 on Sat Sep 15, 2007 8:07 pm

what do you do to make a baby stop running around in a circle?

tie his other leg to the pole.
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Postby misterman10 on Sat Sep 15, 2007 8:08 pm

How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles ?

Nail its other hand to the floor.
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Postby Norse on Sat Sep 15, 2007 8:10 pm

Whaty does a baby in a microwave look like after 20 minutes at 850KW?

Ill tell you in 20 minutes.
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Postby Kaplowitz on Sat Sep 15, 2007 8:10 pm

Crap, is this my doing? :roll:

ok i got one!

Whats the cheapest daycare? A microwave!!
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Postby Norse on Sat Sep 15, 2007 8:11 pm

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as are needed to stand on to elevate you to the neccassary height.
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Postby misterman10 on Sat Sep 15, 2007 8:11 pm

What's harder to do than nailing a baby to a tree?

Nailing it to a dead puppy.
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Postby Norse on Sat Sep 15, 2007 8:11 pm

Kaplowitz wrote:Crap, is this my doing? :roll:



It's all you fault
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Postby Norse on Sat Sep 15, 2007 8:12 pm

Whats the difference between an onion and a dead baby?

You cry when you chop up an onion.
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Postby misterman10 on Sat Sep 15, 2007 8:13 pm

What's the best thing about a Siamese twin baby?

Threesomes.
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Postby Norse on Sat Sep 15, 2007 8:14 pm

...hehe....no peado jokes please.

Whats the best thing about shaggin twenty-nine year olds?

There's 20 of them.
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Postby misterman10 on Sat Sep 15, 2007 8:16 pm

Norse wrote:...hehe....no peado jokes please.

Whats the best thing about shaggin twenty-nine year olds?

There's 20 of them.

thats not a baby joke :lol:
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Postby misterman10 on Sat Sep 15, 2007 8:16 pm

Why did the baby cross the road

It was chained to a bumper
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Postby Norse on Sat Sep 15, 2007 8:18 pm

What do you call a baby who has constantly had ciggarette butts put out on his head?

Ash
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Postby misterman10 on Sat Sep 15, 2007 8:19 pm

How do you get a baby out of a tree?

You give a Mexican a stick and tell him it's a piñata!
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Postby Strife on Sat Sep 15, 2007 8:22 pm

How do you stop a baby from drowning?

take your foot off it's neck.

[size=0]Not dead baby but still...[/size]
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Postby Russianfire8371 on Sat Sep 15, 2007 8:22 pm

How many babies can you fit in a blender?

The police reports say 3
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Postby misterman10 on Sat Sep 15, 2007 8:22 pm

Why do you put a baby in the blender feet first?

To see the expression on it face!

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Why did the baby fall off the swing?

Because it had no arms or legs.
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Postby Huckleberryhound on Sat Sep 15, 2007 8:22 pm

What's brown, red, and white, and cries a lot ?


A skinned baby in a barrel of salt.
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Postby misterman10 on Sat Sep 15, 2007 8:23 pm

ok, enough baby jokes from me :D
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Postby Russianfire8371 on Sat Sep 15, 2007 8:25 pm

whyd the monkey fall off the tree?

Because it died.

Why did the 2nd monkey fall of the tree?

Because it was stapled to the first.


not a baby joke, but its stil funny
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Postby Norse on Sat Sep 15, 2007 8:25 pm

Whats pink, red and silver?

A baby playing with a razor

Whats pink, red, green and silver?

the same baby 3 months later
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Postby Norse on Sat Sep 15, 2007 8:26 pm

Why did the baby fall off of the tree?

Because it was taken up there, and kicked off.
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Postby dominationnation on Sat Sep 15, 2007 9:04 pm

How do you fit a baby in a small bowl?

A blender.

How do you get it out?

Nachoes!
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Re: Dead baby jokes.

Postby william18 on Sun May 11, 2008 6:05 pm

Whats the difference between a dad baby and a trampoline?

You take your shoe's of when you jump on the trampoline.
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