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Postby Backglass on Fri Sep 14, 2007 12:45 pm

Of course, the entire video is built on the premise that her bible is not just an ancient book of stories, but a document actually authored by a magical god.

Since magical gods don't exist, the house of cards falls and she looks like a mindless, blithering idiot.

It must have been some sweet, sweet Kool-Aid. :lol:
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Postby muy_thaiguy on Fri Sep 14, 2007 12:49 pm

9 "As the heavens are higher than the earth,
so are my ways higher than your ways
and my thoughts than your thoughts.


Wouldn't that mean that my thoughts are other people's thoughts? I live 7200 feet above sea level.
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Postby vtmarik on Fri Sep 14, 2007 12:53 pm

muy_thaiguy wrote:
9 "As the heavens are higher than the earth,
so are my ways higher than your ways
and my thoughts than your thoughts.


Wouldn't that mean that my thoughts are other people's thoughts? I live 7200 feet above sea level.


Probably not. Your thoughts are only the thoughts of those 7200 feet up. We here at sea level have different thoughts, since you're higher than us.

In a way, you're God to us, being all higher and such.
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Postby muy_thaiguy on Fri Sep 14, 2007 12:55 pm

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muy_thaiguy wrote:
9 "As the heavens are higher than the earth,
so are my ways higher than your ways
and my thoughts than your thoughts.


Wouldn't that mean that my thoughts are other people's thoughts? I live 7200 feet above sea level.


Probably not. Your thoughts are only the thoughts of those 7200 feet up. We here at sea level have different thoughts, since you're higher than us.

In a way, you're God to us, being all higher and such.
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Postby mr. incrediball on Fri Sep 14, 2007 4:33 pm

*phew* i just sent an e-mail to a complete stranger, who is a certified bible nut, wants me dead and the only contact i've ever had with her before was a few minutes of her reading the bible.

was that a wise move?
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Postby unriggable on Fri Sep 14, 2007 4:44 pm

mr. incrediball wrote:*phew* i just sent an e-mail to a complete stranger, who is a certified bible nut, wants me dead and the only contact i've ever had with her before was a few minutes of her reading the bible.

was that a wise move?


It depends. She will get the last laugh no matter what.

She reminds me of this dude from an episode of CSI I saw the other day involving a cult who thinks the world is and has been invaded by serpentine creatures from beyond. They are absolutely convinced that is the truth, and they hold seminars in which they brainstorm ways to spread this 'truth'.

BTW Backglass I regurgitated the Koolaid, it tasted like liquid shit. Makes you want to stand up and sit down continuously in a large building with no AC for hours for no apparent reason.
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Postby mr. incrediball on Fri Sep 14, 2007 4:48 pm

unriggable wrote:It depends. She will get the last laugh no matter what.



wait? she'll get the last laugh? I was praising her, dumbass!

the same way i praise nuclear warheads, i mean, without people like her, what would we start wars over?
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Postby unriggable on Fri Sep 14, 2007 4:55 pm

mr. incrediball wrote:the same way i praise nuclear warheads, i mean, without people like her, what would we start wars over?


Well we started a war over companies who refuse to stop raping the earth with their burning oil even though they have the 'concensually love the earth' option to fuel cells and the like which they ignore because they won't be making any money then, and joe billionaire needs to keep his net worth in ten figures.
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Postby mr. incrediball on Fri Sep 14, 2007 4:59 pm

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mr. incrediball wrote:the same way i praise nuclear warheads, i mean, without people like her, what would we start wars over?


Well we started a war over companies who refuse to stop raping the earth with their burning oil even though they have the 'concensually love the earth' option to fuel cells and the like which they ignore because they won't be making any money then, and joe billionaire needs to keep his net worth in ten figures.


are you sure it wasn't george bush as a christian, hating muslims?
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Postby mr. incrediball on Fri Sep 14, 2007 5:07 pm

another thing that scares me


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I wish i could save you, but i can't

*grins like a fucking lunatic*
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Postby Backglass on Fri Sep 14, 2007 5:41 pm

unriggable wrote:She reminds me of this dude from an episode of CSI I saw the other day involving a cult who thinks the world is and has been invaded by serpentine creatures from beyond. They are absolutely convinced that is the truth, and they hold seminars in which they brainstorm ways to spread this 'truth'.


I saw that one too! In my opinion, the people in that episode are no different than the bible lady in the video.

The scary thing to me is that there are so many that believe the fairy tale, hook, line & sinker.
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Postby MeDeFe on Sat Sep 15, 2007 6:17 am

mr. incrediball wrote:here is one more worth watching!

You're right, that one was worth watching, too bad a lot of people who commented never got the point of it.
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Postby Skittles! on Sat Sep 15, 2007 6:51 am

Why does she think all Satanist believes in Spirits and actual Satan? She's obviously stupid and needs to do some researching.

She also asks why Atheists wouldn't have a problem with Buddhism, maybe because, ahh, they don't believe in a god.
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Postby mr. incrediball on Sat Sep 15, 2007 6:54 am

Skittles! wrote:Why does she think all Satanist believes in Spirits and actual Satan? She's obviously stupid and needs to do some researching.

She also asks why Atheists wouldn't have a problem with Buddhism, maybe because, ahh, they don't believe in a god.


buffhist believe in god the same way albert einstein believed in god.

They refer to all the beauty of the world as "god", rather than something that created the universe.

Aside from that, i like buddhists more than christians because buddhism is more of a philosophy than a religion.
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Postby Skittles! on Sat Sep 15, 2007 6:55 am

mr. incrediball wrote:
Skittles! wrote:Why does she think all Satanist believes in Spirits and actual Satan? She's obviously stupid and needs to do some researching.

She also asks why Atheists wouldn't have a problem with Buddhism, maybe because, ahh, they don't believe in a god.


buffhist believe in god the same way albert einstein believed in god.

They refer to all the beauty of the world as "god", rather than something that created the universe.

Aside from that, i like buddhists more than christians because buddhism is more of a philosophy than a religion.

Well, they don't believe in a god the way other religions do, that was my point.
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Postby mr. incrediball on Sat Sep 15, 2007 6:57 am

Skittles! wrote:
mr. incrediball wrote:
Skittles! wrote:Why does she think all Satanist believes in Spirits and actual Satan? She's obviously stupid and needs to do some researching.

She also asks why Atheists wouldn't have a problem with Buddhism, maybe because, ahh, they don't believe in a god.


buffhist believe in god the same way albert einstein believed in god.

They refer to all the beauty of the world as "god", rather than something that created the universe.

Aside from that, i like buddhists more than christians because buddhism is more of a philosophy than a religion.

Well, they don't believe in a god the way other religions do, that was my point.


i was just trying to put a little more knowledge into your life...
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Postby Skittles! on Sat Sep 15, 2007 6:58 am

mr. incrediball wrote:
Skittles! wrote:
mr. incrediball wrote:
Skittles! wrote:Why does she think all Satanist believes in Spirits and actual Satan? She's obviously stupid and needs to do some researching.

She also asks why Atheists wouldn't have a problem with Buddhism, maybe because, ahh, they don't believe in a god.


buffhist believe in god the same way albert einstein believed in god.

They refer to all the beauty of the world as "god", rather than something that created the universe.

Aside from that, i like buddhists more than christians because buddhism is more of a philosophy than a religion.

Well, they don't believe in a god the way other religions do, that was my point.


i was just trying to put a little more knowledge into your life...

I already knew it, sorry to disappoint you.
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Postby Skittles! on Sat Sep 15, 2007 7:01 am

She also makes God sound like a fucking prick. "Your excuses do not matter! YOU SHALL NOW DIE!"
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Postby mr. incrediball on Sat Sep 15, 2007 7:08 am

Skittles! wrote:She also makes God sound like a fucking prick. "Your excuses do not matter! YOU SHALL NOW DIE!"


i know, i'd rather go to hell than serve somebody like him.
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Postby unriggable on Sat Sep 15, 2007 7:14 am

Skittles! wrote:She also makes God sound like a fucking prick. "Your excuses do not matter! YOU SHALL NOW DIE!"


It's funny because the old testament God kicked ass, and today people are doing things that are worse (doing meth and having sex with male hookers, anyone?) and don't expect any shit.
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Postby mr. incrediball on Sat Sep 15, 2007 7:18 am

unriggable wrote:
Skittles! wrote:She also makes God sound like a fucking prick. "Your excuses do not matter! YOU SHALL NOW DIE!"


It's funny because the old testament God kicked ass, and today people are doing things that are worse (doing meth and having sex with male hookers, anyone?) and don't expect any shit.


there is some really bad stuff in the OT

for example, (i think it's in judges, but can't be bothered to get the exact chapter) a guy lets a priest into his house, and when the rest of the town comes to take him for some reason, he lets them rape his daughter rather than take the priest! and this is supposed to be utterly good!
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Postby Skittles! on Sat Sep 15, 2007 7:18 am

I like at 26:57 she makes a fisting motion with her hands..
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Postby unriggable on Sat Sep 15, 2007 7:20 am

mr. incrediball wrote:
unriggable wrote:
Skittles! wrote:She also makes God sound like a fucking prick. "Your excuses do not matter! YOU SHALL NOW DIE!"


It's funny because the old testament God kicked ass, and today people are doing things that are worse (doing meth and having sex with male hookers, anyone?) and don't expect any shit.


there is some really bad stuff in the OT

for example, (i think it's in judges, but can't be bothered to get the exact chapter) a guy lets a priest into his house, and when the rest of the town comes to take him for some reason, he lets them rape his daughter rather than take the priest! and this is supposed to be utterly good!


I'm talking like, 'look at this town burn and I will turn you into a pillar of sodium chloride'.
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Postby Skittles! on Sat Sep 15, 2007 7:21 am

Okay.. This is what I think has happened to her.

Choices -
A) She's been living in a Capitalist society way too long and thinks everyone is selfish and believe they are a 'god'.
B) She got fondled by a Catholic priest when she was younger
C) She got dropped on her head many times through her life
D) All of the above
E) Both B & C
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Postby unriggable on Sat Sep 15, 2007 7:30 am

Skittles! wrote:Okay.. This is what I think has happened to her.

Choices -
A) She's been living in a Capitalist society way too long and thinks everyone is selfish and believe they are a 'god'.
B) She got fondled by a Catholic priest when she was younger
C) She got dropped on her head many times through her life
D) All of the above
E) Both B & C


You forgot one:

F) She is a cunt with nothing to do.
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