Ode to my friends!

by **Norse** on Fri Sep 14, 2007 6:14 pm

I missed out someone blatant too....the1exile...

by **jnd94** on Fri Sep 14, 2007 6:17 pm

Dancing Mustard wrote:Oh yes, and while my E-friends (how sad does that make me) are in one place at one time, does anybody who can play this 'Risk' game worth a damn want to be my doubles partner to help me salvage my dwindling score?

I'm really not that bad, but I've just played too many free-for-all games had the diplomacy go wrong... oh, and then there was that RT that I joined just to deadbeat in because I was in a shitty mood... that lost me points too.

But the point is that I'm not actually a bad dubs partner, and you'd make a shedload of points because my score is crap.

Ill play some with you again.

by **Norse** on Fri Sep 14, 2007 6:18 pm

mandalorian2298 wrote:
Norse wrote:Every croatian( all super-uber friends when we have eliminated you )

Ok.

But if, by some odd coincidance, we trash you guys (like the superior team that we are ) can you at least accept us a uber-friends vulgaris?

no, that would have to be a super coincidence.

by **muy_thaiguy** on Fri Sep 14, 2007 6:25 pm

Not sure if it is a good thing that I am not up there or not.

by **Dancing Mustard** on Fri Sep 14, 2007 6:33 pm

jnd94 wrote:Ill play some with you again.

Done thing. Set up some games and we'll get to work hustling some noobs out of points.

by **Norse** on Fri Sep 14, 2007 6:37 pm

Dancing Mustard wrote:
jnd94 wrote:Ill play some with you again.
Done thing. Set up some games and we'll get to work hustling some noobs out of points.

That way, you might become as good as nephilm, or nemiphile

numptyemphatiucal...

...the bearded ethnic (tanned) geezer...

nephiltimhilim...bah!

by **Dancing Mustard** on Fri Sep 14, 2007 6:37 pm

Norse wrote:there's nowt wrong with e-buddies...I , like yourself, generally come online to piss people off.

Is it wrong that I get the most satisfaction from posting here when I watch a post either:
1. Really cut somebody down
2. Cause considerable mayhem and drama

Does anybody else have that too?

by **Norse** on Fri Sep 14, 2007 6:42 pm

Dancing Mustard wrote:
Norse wrote:there's nowt wrong with e-buddies...I , like yourself, generally come online to piss people off.

Is it wrong that I get the most satisfaction from posting here when I watch a post either:
1. Really cut somebody down
2. Cause considerable mayhem and drama

Does anybody else have that too?

No, but you are;

1. Going to hell
2.living in a capitalist society that will out-breed you
3. Too fascist for your own good, and are going to directly cause vulnerable people's death from you armchair
4. causing global warming by farting.
5. Probabaly anti-semetic (unless you directly buy jewish goods)
6. offend muslims by eating during lunch period during ramadan.

by **Dancing Mustard** on Fri Sep 14, 2007 6:45 pm

See, reading number 6 just made me feel a warm fuzzy glow on the inside. I think CC is turning me into a bad person; or at least accelerating the process...

by **Norse** on Fri Sep 14, 2007 6:46 pm

Dancing Mustard wrote:See, reading number 6 just made me feel a warm fuzzy glow on the inside. I think CC is turning me into a bad person; or at least accelerating the process...

hehe, I ate a really nice bit of food during sunlight hours today, did you?

by **Dancing Mustard** on Fri Sep 14, 2007 6:51 pm

Ironically I had bacon sandwiches when I got out of bed at approximately 11.30. I believe that any ardent followers of Islam might have found such an act particularly offensive had they witnessed it. Luckily I was in the house alone, and as such escaped a fatwa. But it was a close run thing.

I had no idea it was Ramadan though, when does that run till?

by **reverend_kyle** on Fri Sep 14, 2007 6:57 pm

thanks bud

by **Norse** on Fri Sep 14, 2007 7:26 pm

Dancing Mustard wrote:Ironically I had bacon sandwiches when I got out of bed at approximately 11.30. I believe that any ardent followers of Islam might have found such an act particularly offensive had they witnessed it. Luckily I was in the house alone, and as such escaped a fatwa. But it was a close run thing.

I had no idea it was Ramadan though, when does that run till?

Well, I, in my ritualistic way, accidentally wiped my ass, desperately, with my left hand while using a ripped sheet out of the koran.

Well, I had the shits after going out on a night on the piss, and my jewish friends dog licked my bacon sandwich.....

by **Minister Masket** on Sat Sep 15, 2007 4:49 am

The fact that you middes me out clearly states that I have a lot of work to do.

by **Norse** on Sat Sep 15, 2007 4:53 am

Minister Masket wrote:The fact that you middes me out clearly states that I have a lot of work to do.

gettin your d's and s's mixed up doesnt neccassarily make you a friend of mine....

However, after deleting 2 of my "heart-felt" feedbacks I left for you, i decided not to include you.

by **DAZMCFC** on Sat Sep 15, 2007 12:44 pm

Norse wrote:
DAZMCFC wrote:
Norse wrote:My ode:

Oh big daz is rather a chap,
despite loving munich crap,
he walks to house,
he cant help but speak scouse
and ends up getting a slap

(by norse)

oh, Mustard is rather sly
He'd prefer you not to know he was a guy
But when he slips out
on the saturday parade
His bum would turn a different shade.

there is not an ice cube in hells chance that i would speak scouse, you southern uphill gardener(he does not know what this means, so it will play on his mind). anyway i`m British, not Scottish. i just support Scotland.

hehe, you're just like me mate (who has now moved to oz) he was second generation Irish..Supported Reading..I used to go to reading games, he came to pompey games, but he was an adamant Ireland supporter...like the jocks, he has somethin genetic within him that makes him despise english people.