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Ode to my friends!

Postby Norse on Fri Sep 14, 2007 5:34 pm

I just want to give out a big loving mention to all of my cyber friends on CC.


Cena-rules (the uber spammer)
DAZMCFC (uber-friend with special honours)
Hitman079 (cool dude)
AnarkistDream (uber-friend)
Every croatian( all super-uber friends when we have eliminated you ;))
Hecter (Uber-friend)
Dancing Mustard (uber-friend with special honours)
B.K Barunt( uber-friend with special yanky, liberal, gun-toting honours)
Btownmeggy (just cos I fancy her)
Greecepwns ( a man of sense)
Ronaldinho ( super flamer!...gettin lamer..lol!)
Misterman10 (ultra religous cheeky cunt :lol: )
The1Exile (witty, and good at risk) can play with my cawk any time.

I know Ive probably missed a few obvious ones.
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Postby misterman10 on Fri Sep 14, 2007 5:36 pm

thank you for not putting me up there :cry:

Is it because Chelsea owns Portsmouth :D
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Postby Norse on Fri Sep 14, 2007 5:36 pm

misterman10 wrote:thank you for not putting me up there :cry:

Is it because Chelsea owns Portsmouth :D


sorted.
b.k. barunt wrote:Snorri's like one of those fufu dogs who get all excited and dance around pissing on themself.

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Postby misterman10 on Fri Sep 14, 2007 5:38 pm

much better
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Postby Dancing Mustard on Fri Sep 14, 2007 5:39 pm

I am simultaneously honoured, flattered and a tad-embarassed... :oops:
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Postby DAZMCFC on Fri Sep 14, 2007 5:39 pm

and many specail honours to you. :roll: you numb nuts, are you going soft you wank stain. you are pissed ain`t you. :twisted:
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Postby Norse on Fri Sep 14, 2007 5:41 pm

Dancing Mustard wrote:I am simultaneously honoured, flattered and a tad-embarassed... :oops:


lol, let the embarassment flow away, like the ocean,man....
look towards the future, like the pelican on acid does..

"qwwwwarrrrrrkkkkk qwwaerrrrrk"....

know what I mean?
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Postby Norse on Fri Sep 14, 2007 5:42 pm

DAZMCFC wrote:and many specail honours to you. :roll: you numb nuts, are you going soft you wank stain. you are pissed ain`t you. :twisted:


f*ck sake, you fucking scottish cunt....

f*ck the lot of you, I take it back!!"!!112!11!


:lol:
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Postby DAZMCFC on Fri Sep 14, 2007 5:44 pm

^ he`s fucking bladdered. he is shitfaced and can`t take his beer the woos. get a grip man, don`t come all sentimentle on us. :twisted:
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Postby ignotus on Fri Sep 14, 2007 5:46 pm

Norse wrote:
Dancing Mustard wrote:I am simultaneously honoured, flattered and a tad-embarassed... :oops:


lol, let the embarassment flow away, like the ocean,man....
look towards the future, like the pelican on acid does..

"qwwwwarrrrrrkkkkk qwwaerrrrrk"....

know what I mean?


R U on drugs? Give me whatever he's havin'... and a bottle of your best whiskey!
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No, seriously thanx!
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Postby hecter on Fri Sep 14, 2007 5:49 pm

Sweet! Uber-friend! I love you too Norse!
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Postby Norse on Fri Sep 14, 2007 5:51 pm

My ode:

Oh big daz is rather a chap,
despite loving munich crap,
he walks back to house,
he cant help but speak scouse
and ends up getting a slap

(by norse)

oh, Mustard is rather sly
He'd prefer you not to know he was a guy
But when he slips out
on the saturday parade
His bum would turn a different shade.
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Postby Norse on Fri Sep 14, 2007 5:51 pm

hecter wrote:Sweet! Uber-friend! I love you too Norse!


Thats the first nice comment, hecter...I love you too...
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Postby DAZMCFC on Fri Sep 14, 2007 6:00 pm

Norse wrote:My ode:

Oh big daz is rather a chap,
despite loving munich crap,
he walks to house,
he cant help but speak scouse
and ends up getting a slap

(by norse)

oh, Mustard is rather sly
He'd prefer you not to know he was a guy
But when he slips out
on the saturday parade
His bum would turn a different shade.

there is not an ice cube in hells chance that i would speak scouse, you southern uphill gardener(he does not know what this means, so it will play on his mind). anyway i`m British, not Scottish. i just support Scotland. :twisted:
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Postby Norse on Fri Sep 14, 2007 6:02 pm

Nark like to wander at night
and f*ck hecter in the daylight
But hecter liked egg
despite narks little peg
and he ended up ass-fucking megg


joke joke joke ...lol
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Postby hecter on Fri Sep 14, 2007 6:05 pm

Norse wrote:Nark like to wander at night
and f*ck hecter in the daylight
But hecter liked egg
despite narks little peg
and he ended up ass-fucking megg


joke joke joke ...lol

I quite enjoyed that, actually :D
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Postby Norse on Fri Sep 14, 2007 6:06 pm

DAZMCFC wrote:
Norse wrote:My ode:

Oh big daz is rather a chap,
despite loving munich crap,
he walks to house,
he cant help but speak scouse
and ends up getting a slap

(by norse)

oh, Mustard is rather sly
He'd prefer you not to know he was a guy
But when he slips out
on the saturday parade
His bum would turn a different shade.

there is not an ice cube in hells chance that i would speak scouse, you southern uphill gardener(he does not know what this means, so it will play on his mind). anyway i`m British, not Scottish. i just support Scotland. :twisted:


hehe, you're just like me mate (who has now moved to oz) he was second generation Irish..Supported Reading..I used to go to reading games, he came to pompey games, but he was an adamant Ireland supporter...like the jocks, he has somethin genetic within him that makes him despise english people.
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Re: Ode to my friends!

Postby mandalorian2298 on Fri Sep 14, 2007 6:06 pm

Norse wrote:Every croatian( all super-uber friends when we have eliminated you ;))


Ok. :?

But if, by some odd coincidance, we trash you guys (like the superior team that we are 8) ) can you at least accept us a uber-friends vulgaris? :mrgreen:
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Postby Dancing Mustard on Fri Sep 14, 2007 6:06 pm

Norse, how hard have you hit the juice this evening? I'm thankful for your declaration of love, but I'm concerned about your drinking...
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Postby Norse on Fri Sep 14, 2007 6:08 pm

hecter wrote:
Norse wrote:Nark like to wander at night
and f*ck hecter in the daylight
But hecter liked egg
despite narks little peg
and he ended up ass-fucking megg


joke joke joke ...lol

I quite enjoyed that, actually :D


There once was a guy called norse,
who was hung like a horse,
hecter said "please"
Norse tried to squeeze
and finally got in his "orse"
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Postby Dancing Mustard on Fri Sep 14, 2007 6:08 pm

Heh heh, that one made me chuckle
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Postby Norse on Fri Sep 14, 2007 6:09 pm

Dancing Mustard wrote:Norse, how hard have you hit the juice this evening? I'm thankful for your declaration of love, but I'm concerned about your drinking...


Ive only had about 15 pints, and 2 wraps.

im taking it easy, because tommorow evening is a proper rough night out.

why do you ask? :wink:
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Postby Dancing Mustard on Fri Sep 14, 2007 6:11 pm

Oh yes, and while my E-friends (how sad does that make me) are in one place at one time, does anybody who can play this 'Risk' game worth a damn want to be my doubles partner to help me salvage my dwindling score?

I'm really not that bad, but I've just played too many free-for-all games had the diplomacy go wrong... oh, and then there was that RT that I joined just to deadbeat in because I was in a shitty mood... that lost me points too.

But the point is that I'm not actually a bad dubs partner, and you'd make a shedload of points because my score is crap.
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Postby hecter on Fri Sep 14, 2007 6:12 pm

Norse wrote:
hecter wrote:
Norse wrote:Nark like to wander at night
and f*ck hecter in the daylight
But hecter liked egg
despite narks little peg
and he ended up ass-fucking megg


joke joke joke ...lol

I quite enjoyed that, actually :D


There once was a guy called norse,
who was hung like a horse,
hecter said "please"
Norse tried to squeeze
and finally got in this "orse"

Not as much, but I sigged the other one :D
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Postby Norse on Fri Sep 14, 2007 6:13 pm

Dancing Mustard wrote:Oh yes, and while my E-friends (how sad does that make me) are in one place at one time, does anybody who can play this 'Risk' game worth a damn want to be my doubles partner to help me salvage my dwindling score?

I'm really not that bad, but I've just played too many free-for-all games had the diplomacy go wrong... oh, and then there was that RT that I joined just to deadbeat in because I was in a shitty mood... that lost me points too.

But the point is that I'm not actually a bad dubs partner, and you'd make a shedload of points because my score is crap.


there's nowt wrong with e-buddies...I , like yourself, generally come online to piss people off.

But I wouldn't double up with you....ive seen you play... :lol:
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