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Postby Norse on Fri Sep 14, 2007 8:22 am

A bizarre story here.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/a ... ge_id=1770

A czech speedway rider has an accident, knocking him unconcious. He wakes up, and begins speaking in fluent, flawless English.

He had been taking english lessons, but was extremely basic, and very broken.

Almost as bizarre as the geordie (north-east england) lady who regained conciousness, and began to speak with a strong Jamaican dialect.
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Postby GreecePwns on Fri Sep 14, 2007 8:31 am

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Re: Czech has accident, wakes up speaking fluent english

Postby Simonov on Fri Sep 14, 2007 8:40 am

Norse wrote:A bizarre story here.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/a ... ge_id=1770

A czech speedway rider has an accident, knocking him unconcious. He wakes up, and begins speaking in fluent, flawless English.

He had been taking english lessons, but was extremely basic, and very broken.

Almost as bizarre as the geordie (north-east england) lady who regained conciousness, and began to speak with a strong Jamaican dialect.


good proof that being english is actually a brain disorder. brain-damaged slav = englishman! lmao
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Postby Titanic on Fri Sep 14, 2007 8:58 am

Wasn there one about an English person who started speaking french. They were making fun of it on Have I got News for You.

Wierd how these things happen...
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Re: Czech has accident, wakes up speaking fluent english

Postby Norse on Fri Sep 14, 2007 9:02 am

Simonov wrote:good proof that being english is actually a brain disorder. brain-damaged slav = englishman! lmao


Well, I prefer to see it as a slav having a bit of sense knocked into him :lol:
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Postby Syzygy on Fri Sep 14, 2007 9:32 am

Cool, quick somebody knock me over the head, hopefully I'll learn Latin. :)
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Postby Anarkistsdream on Fri Sep 14, 2007 9:33 am

Drink enough Jager and Absinthe and you can speak any language you want.
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Postby Syzygy on Fri Sep 14, 2007 9:37 am

Anarkistsdream wrote:Drink enough Jager and Absinthe and you can speak any language you want.

Especially the made-up on the spot ones. :D
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Postby Balsiefen on Fri Sep 14, 2007 10:06 am

Syzygy wrote:
Anarkistsdream wrote:Drink enough Jager and Absinthe and you can speak any language you want.

Especially the made-up on the spot ones. :D


Wik fanen elic diezar?
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Postby Syzygy on Fri Sep 14, 2007 10:18 am

Balsiefen wrote:
Syzygy wrote:
Anarkistsdream wrote:Drink enough Jager and Absinthe and you can speak any language you want.

Especially the made-up on the spot ones. :D


Wik fanen elic diezar?


Um Yesh! I kannie unnerstan wat yu jus' sed nie.
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Postby ignotus on Fri Sep 14, 2007 10:33 am

My father, when he gets drunk once a year, speaks Russian because he learned it back in the 1948. Then my sister and I make fun of him... :wink:
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Postby High Guard on Fri Sep 14, 2007 11:40 am

Anarkistsdream wrote:Drink enough Jager and Absinthe and you can speak any language you want.


Now that is good! Jegerbomb and Green fairy, but I doubt that you can still speak those languages when you sober up. :(
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Postby unriggable on Fri Sep 14, 2007 4:51 pm

Syzygy wrote:
Anarkistsdream wrote:Drink enough Jager and Absinthe and you can speak any language you want.

Especially the made-up on the spot ones. :D


Now you know what they mean when they say 'Describe the scene in your own words'
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Postby hecter on Fri Sep 14, 2007 5:03 pm

Balsiefen wrote:
Syzygy wrote:
Anarkistsdream wrote:Drink enough Jager and Absinthe and you can speak any language you want.

Especially the made-up on the spot ones. :D


Wik fanen elic diezar?

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Postby Simonov on Fri Sep 14, 2007 5:05 pm

hecter wrote:
Balsiefen wrote:
Syzygy wrote:
Anarkistsdream wrote:Drink enough Jager and Absinthe and you can speak any language you want.

Especially the made-up on the spot ones. :D


Wik fanen elic diezar?

Ichy ougy ah! Meso lagy, ahahahahahah. Boobs.


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Postby ignotus on Fri Sep 14, 2007 5:06 pm

Balsiefen wrote:
Wik fanen elic diezar?


jor mama tu! :shock:
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Postby hecter on Fri Sep 14, 2007 5:07 pm

Simonov wrote:
hecter wrote:
Balsiefen wrote:
Syzygy wrote:
Anarkistsdream wrote:Drink enough Jager and Absinthe and you can speak any language you want.

Especially the made-up on the spot ones. :D


Wik fanen elic diezar?

Ichy ougy ah! Meso lagy, ahahahahahah. Boobs.


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Postby Simonov on Fri Sep 14, 2007 5:08 pm

hecter wrote:
Simonov wrote:
hecter wrote:
Balsiefen wrote:
Syzygy wrote:
Anarkistsdream wrote:Drink enough Jager and Absinthe and you can speak any language you want.

Especially the made-up on the spot ones. :D


Wik fanen elic diezar?

Ichy ougy ah! Meso lagy, ahahahahahah. Boobs.


ajme koji kreten! jogurt!

Mmmm... Jogurt...


lmao
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Postby DAZMCFC on Fri Sep 14, 2007 5:33 pm

fargucking bargastard. farguck margge. iarge cargen argen fargucking largnguage targeo. :?
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Postby ignotus on Fri Sep 14, 2007 5:54 pm

DAZMCFC wrote:fargucking bargastard. farguck margge. iarge cargen argen fargucking largnguage targeo. :?


That's Norse language!!! Did I guess? :P

Kaj uopće oni znaju? Sad bi ih mogao sve poslati u 3 pm i nebi ni znali... :wink:
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Postby hecter on Fri Sep 14, 2007 5:57 pm

ignotus wrote:
DAZMCFC wrote:fargucking bargastard. farguck margge. iarge cargen argen fargucking largnguage targeo. :?


That's Norse language!!! Did I guess? :P

Kaj uopće oni znaju? Sad bi ih mogao sve poslati u 3 pm i nebi ni znali... :wink:

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Postby Norse on Sat Sep 15, 2007 5:05 am

This thread was severly hi-jacked.

I was expecting an intellectual discussion, about the effects of the brain collision, and what it might do.
b.k. barunt wrote:Snorri's like one of those fufu dogs who get all excited and dance around pissing on themself.

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Postby heavycola on Sat Sep 15, 2007 5:09 am

Norse wrote:
I was expecting an intellectual discussion


Ha ha ha.
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Postby DAZMCFC on Sat Sep 15, 2007 12:47 pm

ignotus wrote:
DAZMCFC wrote:fargucking bargastard. farguck margge. iarge cargen argen fargucking largnguage targeo. :?


That's Norse language!!! Did I guess? :P

Kaj uopće oni znaju? Sad bi ih mogao sve poslati u 3 pm i nebi ni znali... :wink:


er, no. it`s argy bargy a made up one from years ago that my mates use to speak all the time. :lol:
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Postby unriggable on Sat Sep 15, 2007 12:48 pm

I hate to be 'that guy' but we do have a separate forum for you funnies.
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