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Postby mr. incrediball on Tue Sep 11, 2007 10:35 am

ok, so basically this is an idea that me and certain other members of this site *cough*diddle*cough* have been discussing. I'd like some feedback and if you have any hilarious plot ideas that would be great.

the plot so far

main plot
Humans invade tellitubbyland, with lots of tanks, bazookas and general bang-kazoomy shit. Dipsy leads the tellitubbies in a campaign against mankind that BLOWS OUR FUCKING MINDS!!!!!! *ahem*

Tinky-Winky
Tinky-Winky is gay. Tinky-Winky's sexuality has interested everyone over 10 who has ever mentioned the word "tellitubbies", and now he admits it on the big screen. The problem is we haven't found anyone for him to be with yet.

Dipsy and La-La
La-La becomes pregnant, and they don't know who the father is! OMG! (It turns out to be Dipsy) (we still haven't decided wether La-La has the baby before or after the end of the movie)

Po
Po discovers drugs, and starts tellitubbyland's biggest and only dealing buisiness (the resulting high is the main drive behind the tellitubbie's human massacres)**

Noo-Noo (the little blue robo-vacuum)
We figure Noo-Noo could start off spying for the humans, and then sacrifice himself in a big dramatic death scene ("Noo-Noo? Noo-Noo? NOO-NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!")

The Sun
anyone who's ever seen tellitubbies will know the sun in tellitubbyland is actually a giant baby's head (WTF?) if anyone has any idea on something the sun can do (it could have something to do with Po) then ideas are welcome.

rating
we're hoping for the british film censors to rate it 18 ("X" in the US*)

discuss, mortals!

*thanks to magneticgoop

**thanks to jnd94 and algytaylor
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Postby cena-rules on Tue Sep 11, 2007 11:11 am

po is a child mlester and the sun is the child that he has molested. The ending is that teletubbies is just a dream
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Re: Tellitubbies: the movie.

Postby diddle on Tue Sep 11, 2007 11:12 am

mr. incrediball wrote:ok, so basically this is an idea that me and certain other members of this site *cough*diddle*cough* have been discussing. I'd like some feedback and if you have any hilarious plot ideas that would be great.

the plot so far

main plot
Humans invade tellitubbyland, with lots of tanks, bazookas and general bang-kazoomy shit. Dipsy leads the tellitubbies in a campaign against mankind that BLOWS OUR FUCKING MINDS!!!!!! *ahem*

Tinky-Winky
Tinky-Winky is gay. Tinky-Winky's sexuality has interested everyone over 10 who has ever mentioned the word "tellitubbies", and now he admits it on the big screen. The problem is we haven't found anyone for him to be with yet.

Dipsy and La-La
La-La becomes pregnant, and they don't know who the father is! OMG! (It turns out to be Dipsy)

Po
Blank sheet so far. Anyone have any ideas?

Noo-Noo (the little blue robo-vacuum)
We figure Noo-Noo could start off spying for the humans, and then sacrifice himself in a big dramatic death scene ("Noo-Noo? Noo-Noo? NOO-NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!")

The Sun
anyone who's ever seen tellitubbies will know the sun in tellitubbyland is actually a giant baby's head (WTF?) if anyone has any idea on something the sun can do (it could have something to do with Po) then ideas are welcome.

rating
we're hoping for the british film censors to rate it 18 (no-one over 18 is allowed to buy or see it in public)(if anyone knows the equivelant in america that would be great)

discuss, mortals!


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Re: Tellitubbies: the movie.

Postby diddle on Tue Sep 11, 2007 11:13 am

mr. incrediball wrote:Po
Blank sheet so far. Anyone have any ideas?


I'm thinking genius who has many hidden powers, including a nuclear defence system hidden under the house
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Re: Tellitubbies: the movie.

Postby diddle on Tue Sep 11, 2007 11:13 am

diddle wrote:
mr. incrediball wrote:Po
Blank sheet so far. Anyone have any ideas?


I'm thinking genius who has many hidden powers, including a nuclear defence system hidden under the house

can he be played by david hasslehoff?
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Re: Tellitubbies: the movie.

Postby cena-rules on Tue Sep 11, 2007 11:14 am

diddle wrote:
diddle wrote:
mr. incrediball wrote:Po
Blank sheet so far. Anyone have any ideas?


I'm thinking genius who has many hidden powers, including a nuclear defence system hidden under the house

can he be played by david hasslehoff?


no AS plays po. DH plays dipsy. JC plays tink winky and AJ plays la la
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Re: Tellitubbies: the movie.

Postby diddle on Tue Sep 11, 2007 3:04 pm

cena-rules wrote:
diddle wrote:
diddle wrote:
mr. incrediball wrote:Po
Blank sheet so far. Anyone have any ideas?


I'm thinking genius who has many hidden powers, including a nuclear defence system hidden under the house

can he be played by david hasslehoff?


no AS plays po. DH plays dipsy. JC plays tink winky and AJ plays la la


WTF?!?
someone should totally make this, or at least a mafia game of this
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Re: Tellitubbies: the movie.

Postby cena-rules on Tue Sep 11, 2007 3:04 pm

diddle wrote:
cena-rules wrote:
diddle wrote:
diddle wrote:
mr. incrediball wrote:Po
Blank sheet so far. Anyone have any ideas?


I'm thinking genius who has many hidden powers, including a nuclear defence system hidden under the house

can he be played by david hasslehoff?


no AS plays po. DH plays dipsy. JC plays tink winky and AJ plays la la


WTF?!?
someone should totally make this, or at least a mafia game of this


dont look at me

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Postby life-saver on Tue Sep 11, 2007 5:43 pm

Po needs a plot twist. Dispy is the father of Po and La-la's children! OMG! :shock:
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Postby magneticgoop on Tue Sep 11, 2007 6:03 pm

18 rated or whatever is "X" in the US
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Postby GreecePwns on Tue Sep 11, 2007 7:29 pm

How is Chuck Norris NOT included?!?!?! He should be Po.
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Postby jnd94 on Tue Sep 11, 2007 8:05 pm

Po is part of a crystal meth drug gang, and dipsy and lala start burning all their trash and wastes, which makes the sun get emphysima.
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Postby Skittles! on Wed Sep 12, 2007 12:17 am

jnd94 wrote:Po is part of a crystal meth drug gang, and dipsy and lala start burning all their trash and wastes, which makes the sun get emphysima.

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Postby AlgyTaylor on Wed Sep 12, 2007 7:56 am

jnd94 wrote:Po is part of a crystal meth drug gang, and dipsy and lala start burning all their trash and wastes, which makes the sun get emphysima.

:lol:

Maybe Po is pushing crystal meth to Tinky Winky, La La & Dipsy. In the end they all freak out and start killing all humans in Tellytubbyland. And kicking the proverbial out of those telephone-thingies that rise out of the ground
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Re: Tellitubbies: the movie.

Postby mr. incrediball on Wed Sep 12, 2007 11:31 am

diddle wrote:
diddle wrote:
mr. incrediball wrote:Po
Blank sheet so far. Anyone have any ideas?


I'm thinking genius who has many hidden powers, including a nuclear defence system hidden under the house

can he be played by david hasslehoff?


dude, Po's a girl
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Postby mr. incrediball on Wed Sep 12, 2007 11:32 am

magneticgoop wrote:18 rated or whatever is "X" in the US


thankyou magneticgoop
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Postby mr. incrediball on Wed Sep 12, 2007 11:35 am

AlgyTaylor wrote:
jnd94 wrote:Po is part of a crystal meth drug gang, and dipsy and lala start burning all their trash and wastes, which makes the sun get emphysima.

:lol:

Maybe Po is pushing crystal meth to Tinky Winky, La La & Dipsy. In the end they all freak out and start killing all humans in Tellytubbyland. And kicking the proverbial out of those telephone-thingies that rise out of the ground


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