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Postby kendoh99 on Fri Sep 07, 2007 5:37 pm

Has anybody like myself got a serious dislike to sleeping in the wet patch?

Or have you a fondness for it(disgusting)???


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Postby reverend_kyle on Fri Sep 07, 2007 5:43 pm

in the wet patch?
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Postby Arbustos on Fri Sep 07, 2007 5:55 pm

reverend_kyle wrote:in the wet patch?


wet patch: a damp spot on the bed covers after lovemaking , a mixture of sweat, semen and vaginal fluids.

http://www.sex-lexis.com/Sex-Dictionary/wet%20patch


I don't know what shocks me more, that there's a name for it, or that kendoh would ask that question here... :shock:
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Postby Norse on Fri Sep 07, 2007 5:57 pm

or in some peoples case (like onlyAmbrose) the part of the bed that you piss youself during the course of the night, after dreaming about gods wrath...
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Postby Arbustos on Fri Sep 07, 2007 5:58 pm

Norse wrote:or in some peoples case (like onlyAmbrose) the part of the bed that you piss youself during the course of the night, after dreaming about gods wrath...


That's what I thought it was originally... >_<
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Postby reverend_kyle on Fri Sep 07, 2007 5:59 pm

Arbustos wrote:
Norse wrote:or in some peoples case (like onlyAmbrose) the part of the bed that you piss youself during the course of the night, after dreaming about gods wrath...


That's what I thought it was originally... >_<


Me too, but my vote is going with kendoh asking a question about it on what's creepier. The name isn't two inventive.. more of a description of it so I'm going to go with that's not quite as creepy.
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Postby Norse on Fri Sep 07, 2007 6:01 pm

reverend_kyle wrote:
Arbustos wrote:
Norse wrote:or in some peoples case (like onlyAmbrose) the part of the bed that you piss youself during the course of the night, after dreaming about gods wrath...


That's what I thought it was originally... >_<


Me too, but my vote is going with kendoh asking a question about it on what's creepier. The name isn't two inventive.. more of a description of it so I'm going to go with that's not quite as creepy.


Well, you know kendoh is a welsh man, so he could be reffering to sheep here.

:lol: :lol:
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Postby Arbustos on Fri Sep 07, 2007 6:12 pm

WTH would inspire anyone to ask that? It hurts me to think about it. :x
Like this is open to discussion... whoever says yes to lying in it needs to just quit the human species.
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Postby NESconqueror on Fri Sep 07, 2007 6:13 pm

*Begins barfing in the toilet*
EWW!
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Postby Ronaldinho on Fri Sep 07, 2007 6:24 pm

i shat in my bed once after sex.
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Postby Arbustos on Fri Sep 07, 2007 6:28 pm

NESconqueror wrote:*Begins barfing in the toilet*
EWW!
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Postby cawck mongler on Fri Sep 07, 2007 6:29 pm

None of you have ever had sex, nor are you over twelve if you're thinking its gross. Would you eat someone out? Yes. But you're saying you wouldn't let that same stuff touch any other part of your body? Fucking moron 12 year old faggots.
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Postby Backglass on Fri Sep 07, 2007 6:30 pm

Ronaldinho wrote:i shat in my bed once after sex.


Not a surprise really....
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Postby Arbustos on Fri Sep 07, 2007 6:32 pm

cawck mongler wrote:None of you have ever had sex, nor are you over twelve if you're thinking its gross. Would you eat someone out? Yes. But you're saying you wouldn't let that same stuff touch any other part of your body? Fucking moron 12 year old faggots.


Flame Wars ^ that way. You don't seem to understand the concept of cleanliness, even in the most basic sense. Why in hell sleep in bodily excretions when it's not necessary? And before you say sex is tiring, get the hell over it, it's not a lot of effort to clean up.
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Postby Simonov on Fri Sep 07, 2007 6:33 pm

Backglass wrote:
Ronaldinho wrote:i shat in my bed once after sex.


Not a surprise really....


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Postby kendoh99 on Fri Sep 07, 2007 6:34 pm

cawck mongler wrote:None of you have ever had sex, nor are you over twelve if you're thinking its gross. Would you eat someone out? Yes. But you're saying you wouldn't let that same stuff touch any other part of your body? Fucking moron 12 year old faggots.


i thought it had allready established this thread had mothing to do with bedwetters


now furk off
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Postby Norse on Fri Sep 07, 2007 6:34 pm

cawck mongler wrote:None of you have ever had sex, nor are you over twelve if you're thinking its gross. Would you eat someone out? Yes. But you're saying you wouldn't let that same stuff touch any other part of your body? Fucking moron 12 year old faggots.


hehe, make me laugh as usual, and true for the most part....

But seriously, count the number of fingers on your hand, multiply by 4, and ive slept with 3 more birds than that.

Im 24 BTW.
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Postby Anarkistsdream on Fri Sep 07, 2007 6:35 pm

Norse wrote:
cawck mongler wrote:None of you have ever had sex, nor are you over twelve if you're thinking its gross. Would you eat someone out? Yes. But you're saying you wouldn't let that same stuff touch any other part of your body? Fucking moron 12 year old faggots.


hehe, make me laugh as usual, and true for the most part....

But seriously, count the number of fingers on your hand, multiply by 4, and ive slept with 3 more birds than that.

Im 24 BTW.


Yeah, but it only matters if you didn't have to pay them, jerkoff.
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Postby Norse on Fri Sep 07, 2007 6:36 pm

Anarkistsdream wrote:
Norse wrote:
cawck mongler wrote:None of you have ever had sex, nor are you over twelve if you're thinking its gross. Would you eat someone out? Yes. But you're saying you wouldn't let that same stuff touch any other part of your body? Fucking moron 12 year old faggots.


hehe, make me laugh as usual, and true for the most part....

But seriously, count the number of fingers on your hand, multiply by 4, and ive slept with 3 more birds than that.

Im 24 BTW.


Yeah, but it only matters if you didn't have to pay them, jerkoff.


I only had to pay about 9 of them...

good to have you back, you fucking ass -biscuit :lol:
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Postby kendoh99 on Fri Sep 07, 2007 6:37 pm

Arbustos wrote:
cawck mongler wrote:None of you have ever had sex, nor are you over twelve if you're thinking its gross. Would you eat someone out? Yes. But you're saying you wouldn't let that same stuff touch any other part of your body? Fucking moron 12 year old faggots.


Flame Wars ^ that way. You don't seem to understand the concept of cleanliness, even in the most basic sense. Why in hell sleep in bodily excretions when it's not necessary? And before you say sex is tiring, get the hell over it, it's not a lot of effort to clean up.


thats the thing see

its er job to clean!!!!!!!!!
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Postby cawck mongler on Fri Sep 07, 2007 6:38 pm

Arbustos wrote:
cawck mongler wrote:None of you have ever had sex, nor are you over twelve if you're thinking its gross. Would you eat someone out? Yes. But you're saying you wouldn't let that same stuff touch any other part of your body? Fucking moron 12 year old faggots.


Flame Wars ^ that way. You don't seem to understand the concept of cleanliness, even in the most basic sense. Why in hell sleep in bodily excretions when it's not necessary? And before you say sex is tiring, get the hell over it, it's not a lot of effort to clean up.


How's cum unclean exactly? Oh thats right, you don't even know what sex is, for you are 8. Okay, enjoy your power rangers fag.
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Postby kendoh99 on Fri Sep 07, 2007 6:40 pm

power ranger cigerettes???????
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Postby Arbustos on Fri Sep 07, 2007 6:43 pm

cawck mongler wrote:
Arbustos wrote:
cawck mongler wrote:None of you have ever had sex, nor are you over twelve if you're thinking its gross. Would you eat someone out? Yes. But you're saying you wouldn't let that same stuff touch any other part of your body? Fucking moron 12 year old faggots.


Flame Wars ^ that way. You don't seem to understand the concept of cleanliness, even in the most basic sense. Why in hell sleep in bodily excretions when it's not necessary? And before you say sex is tiring, get the hell over it, it's not a lot of effort to clean up.


How's cum unclean exactly? Oh thats right, you don't even know what sex is, for you are 8. Okay, enjoy your power rangers fag.


. . . Can you ever argue without resorting to attacks on my age or ending your posts with insults? Obviously you feel differently, but I would rather not fall asleep covered in skeet and sweat. :?
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Postby cawck mongler on Fri Sep 07, 2007 6:52 pm

Arbustos wrote:
cawck mongler wrote:
Arbustos wrote:
cawck mongler wrote:None of you have ever had sex, nor are you over twelve if you're thinking its gross. Would you eat someone out? Yes. But you're saying you wouldn't let that same stuff touch any other part of your body? Fucking moron 12 year old faggots.


Flame Wars ^ that way. You don't seem to understand the concept of cleanliness, even in the most basic sense. Why in hell sleep in bodily excretions when it's not necessary? And before you say sex is tiring, get the hell over it, it's not a lot of effort to clean up.


How's cum unclean exactly? Oh thats right, you don't even know what sex is, for you are 8. Okay, enjoy your power rangers fag.


. . . Can you ever argue without resorting to attacks on my age or ending your posts with insults? Obviously you feel differently, but I would rather not fall asleep covered in skeet and sweat. :?


So you're telling me, you'll have sex, then tell the girl you think its gross and that you want to change the sheets? Seriously that is the most fucked up thing I've ever heard, even the nerdiest fewhale ever would have afterthoughts.
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Postby kendoh99 on Fri Sep 07, 2007 6:55 pm

cawck mongler wrote:
Arbustos wrote:
cawck mongler wrote:
Arbustos wrote:
cawck mongler wrote:None of you have ever had sex, nor are you over twelve if you're thinking its gross. Would you eat someone out? Yes. But you're saying you wouldn't let that same stuff touch any other part of your body? Fucking moron 12 year old faggots.


Flame Wars ^ that way. You don't seem to understand the concept of cleanliness, even in the most basic sense. Why in hell sleep in bodily excretions when it's not necessary? And before you say sex is tiring, get the hell over it, it's not a lot of effort to clean up.


How's cum unclean exactly? Oh thats right, you don't even know what sex is, for you are 8. Okay, enjoy your power rangers fag.


. . . Can you ever argue without resorting to attacks on my age or ending your posts with insults? Obviously you feel differently, but I would rather not fall asleep covered in skeet and sweat. :?


So you're telling me, you'll have sex, then tell the girl you think its gross and that you want to change the sheets? Seriously that is the most fucked up thing I've ever heard, even the nerdiest fewhale ever would have afterthoughts.


cawck mongler,

do you wash the tide mark off, after you've had sex with your boyfriend?
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