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Postby diddle on Mon Sep 03, 2007 1:06 pm

Ok, picture this, you're on a plane, travelling to a distant land, for an unknown reason. Then, all of a sudden your plane starts to spiral down, and for an unknown reason, crashes. For a reason that is unknown, you're the only survivor of the plane crash and just happen to end up on a desert island. For an unknown reason you can only retrieve ten belongings from the burning wreckage. These belongings can be anything, from a spade to a toaster. Now, for an unknown reason, you must list the belongings that you would choose to save from the plane, and include a reason for each one.

Go!

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Your plane before the crash
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Your plane after the crash
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You after the crash
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The island your plane crash landed on
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And this.....
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Postby wcaclimbing on Mon Sep 03, 2007 1:07 pm

haha
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Postby diddle on Mon Sep 03, 2007 1:08 pm

wcaclimbing wrote:haha


whats funny
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Postby dustn64 on Mon Sep 03, 2007 1:10 pm

1.A BOAT

2.a lot of Gasoline
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Postby diddle on Mon Sep 03, 2007 1:13 pm

dustn64 wrote:1.A BOAT

2.a lot of Gasoline


i knew somebody would do that and ruin the thread so i prepared an adequate response


f*ck off


original, don't you think
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Postby cena-rules on Mon Sep 03, 2007 2:12 pm

1 generator
2 matches
3 nintendo ds with games
4 tv
5 pc
6 kite
7 cricket set
8 water filter system
9 toilet paper
10 condoms
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Postby MeDeFe on Mon Sep 03, 2007 2:22 pm

Do you really mean a desert island or a deserted (i.e. uninhabited) island?
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Postby Balsiefen on Mon Sep 03, 2007 2:40 pm

cena-rules wrote:10 condoms


Why?

You're the only survivor
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Postby Russianfire8371 on Mon Sep 03, 2007 2:42 pm

Balsiefen wrote:
cena-rules wrote:10 condoms


Why?

You're the only survivor


In case he finds animals on the island :lol:
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Postby NESconqueror on Mon Sep 03, 2007 2:43 pm

All right. Here would be my provisions from top priority to lowest priority.
1: NES for it is my basic joy with the games
2: Food as it keeps me energized and is another pleasure of mine
3: Pure water and orange juice to keep me from getting scurvy or other diseases
4: My nerf gun supply with an endless supply of nerf darts for defense
5: A pack to carry the stuff in.
6: A plate so I won't have to use poison ivy as a plate
7: A pan to cook stuff over like eggs
8: Flint and tinder to make fires
9: A sleeping bag for comfort
10: A ton of TP for hygiene purposes
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Postby Kaplowitz on Mon Sep 03, 2007 2:45 pm

Balsiefen wrote:
cena-rules wrote:10 condoms


Why?

You're the only survivor


Dead boddies can still have STDs.
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Postby MeDeFe on Mon Sep 03, 2007 3:53 pm

Don't you mean dead babies?
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Postby dustn64 on Mon Sep 03, 2007 4:16 pm

diddle wrote:
dustn64 wrote:1.A BOAT

2.a lot of Gasoline


i knew somebody would do that and ruin the thread so i prepared an adequate response


f*ck off


original, don't you think



ok

1. a new plane

2. a pilot

3. a lot of gasoline
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Postby misterman10 on Mon Sep 03, 2007 5:21 pm

A bridge to the United States and a sports car 8)
Pleasant Chaps still suck cock.

Yakuza power.
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Postby 0ojakeo0 on Mon Sep 03, 2007 5:24 pm

Kaplowitz wrote:
Balsiefen wrote:
cena-rules wrote:10 condoms


Why?

You're the only survivor


Dead boddies can still have STDs.
:lol:
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Postby muy_thaiguy on Mon Sep 03, 2007 6:34 pm

1. A cell phone
2. Jet pack
3. food
4. water (in a water bottle)
5. fuel for jet pack
6. all of the other passenger's valueables
7. a book to read while traveling
8. a pack for everything to fit in
9. Mountain Dew
10. a helmet
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Postby diddle on Tue Sep 04, 2007 1:35 am

i'm suprised nobody's said jessica alba, or another hot women yet
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Postby Iliad on Tue Sep 04, 2007 1:42 am

diddle wrote:i'm suprised nobody's said jessica alba, or another hot women yet

All alone on a deserted island. Sweet 8)
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Postby AlgyTaylor on Tue Sep 04, 2007 4:47 am

1. Tent - accommodation until I can build something more suitable
2. Cloth - make bedcovers, signal to passing ships/planes/whatever
3. flint firelighting thing - light fires with a bit less effort
4. Some equipment to distill/take the salt out of water - need a long-term supply of drinking water
5. Fishing equipment - to catch fish to eat
6. Axe - because they're quite handy things to have
7. Bongos - making musique
8. Huge quantity of paper & pencils - so that I can write/draw things
9. A box of seeds - vegetables and 'fun' plants
10. Cooking equipment (pots & pans)
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Postby flashleg8 on Tue Sep 04, 2007 5:02 am

1) Peanuts

2) Sweetcorn

3) Kidney beans

That would do me really. I would never starve to death 'cause these are foods that could be "recycled" in an emergency if I was running low of supplies.
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Postby DAZMCFC on Tue Sep 04, 2007 11:03 am

1. all the food on the plane
2. all the drinks on the plane(especially booze)
3. all the money on the plane(in case rescued)
4. a seat
5. the gorgeous women(for sex) at least until they rot, then i could cook them.
6. ds lite with games
7. a lighter
8. a pack off cards
9. personal cd player
10. cigarettes( to give to the people that rescue me) :lol:
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Postby Norse on Tue Sep 04, 2007 11:11 am

A Car magazine
A lamp
A belt buckle
A boomerang
A set of fine china plates
a Harmonica
An ashtray
The 3rd series box set of the simpsons
10 Meters of coaxial cable
A red sock
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Postby salvadevinemasse on Tue Sep 04, 2007 12:23 pm

1) A billiards table
2) Pool stick
3) billiard balls
4) a CD player
5) 7 packs of batteries
6) a cd holder with CD's in it
7) bathingsuit and clothes
8) a tent
9) a bunch of soda
10) a big first aid kit

Hows that for you? lol
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Postby Minister Masket on Tue Sep 04, 2007 1:16 pm

1) Tom Hanks
2) A coconut called Wilson
3) A pair of ice skates to smash my teeth out.
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Postby salvadevinemasse on Tue Sep 04, 2007 1:19 pm

Minister Masket wrote:1) Tom Hanks
2) A coconut called Wilson
3) A pair of ice skates to smash my teeth out.


lol making fun of a damn good movie there!
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