Me and my Bad Puns.

[salvadevinemasse]

A Malkavian, a priest, and a rabbi walk into a bar.

The Malkavian ducks.

Quack.

hehehe...
tell the bear one!!! *sits on your lap while you tell the bear joke*

[vtmarik]

A bear walks into a bar.

He tells the bartender "I want a scotch and............. a coke."

Bartender says, "What's with the big pause?"

Bear says, "I've had them all my life.

[salvadevinemasse]

A bear walks into a bar.

He tells the bartender "I want a scotch and............. a coke."

Bartender says, "What's with the big pause?"

Bear says, "I've had them all my life.

hehehehehehe * loves that joke* I so act like stewie on pancakes at times!

[Nickbaldwin]

I was at the pub when this bloke offered me 8 legs of venison for 50 quid.

Is that too deer?

[salvadevinemasse]

I was at the pub when this bloke offered me 8 legs of venison for 50 quid.

Is that too deer?

no idear