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would you uae a idiot slap button?

 
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Idiot slap button

Postby richardgarr on Mon Sep 03, 2007 12:11 pm

I am so tired of people constantly making obviously dumbass moves....I do not mean once and awhile but almost every time they make a move in a game. ARRRRGGGGHHHHH !!!!!!!!!!!!!

We all make mistakes, but when a partner or an opponent moves with no reason other then to f*ck up the board and screw someone over time after time it makes me so ANGRY that I wish there was an idiot slap button with options like "slight tap to head" or "Hard smack to forehead repeatedly"

You people know who you are , and if you do not, well I am sure that if you review your game chats or feedbacks you might come to realize that YOU need A good SLAP too the noggin .. *SLAPS ALL IDIOTS IN BACK OF HEAD* " WAKE THE f*ck UP "

Sincerely yours Richardgarr :D :D 8) :twisted:
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Postby jiminski on Mon Sep 03, 2007 12:29 pm

Give yourself a small slap please mate.... I don't think you really meant to bring the United Arab Emirates into this.

anyway the slap button may be tough to install .. perhaps you could work in conjunction with a pizza delivery company and they could send various sized men on vespas to come out for a slapping as a side order... a midget for a miss-deploy... a rugby forward for attacking a weak player when another is dominant and about to win....? well this is your baby but perhaps you could have a pound to sin ratio!
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Postby misterman10 on Mon Sep 03, 2007 12:33 pm

Flame wars :arrow:

can we get a mod to move this
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Postby richardgarr on Mon Sep 03, 2007 12:41 pm

misterman that is 2 topics now of mine that you are asking that it be moved , I think that you have control issues and need to mind your own business, you know like making sure your ass is wiped clean after you poop :D :D :P
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Re: Idiot slap button

Postby misterman10 on Mon Sep 03, 2007 12:43 pm

richardgarr wrote:I am so tired of people constantly making obviously dumbass moves....I do not mean once and awhile but almost every time they make a move in a game. ARRRRGGGGHHHHH !!!!!!!!!!!!!

We all make mistakes, but when a partner or an opponent moves with no reason other then to f*ck up the board and screw someone over time after time it makes me so ANGRY that I wish there was an idiot slap button with options like "slight tap to head" or "Hard smack to forehead repeatedly"

You people know who you are , and if you do not, well I am sure that if you review your game chats or feedbacks you might come to realize that YOU need A good SLAP too the noggin .. *SLAPS ALL IDIOTS IN BACK OF HEAD* " WAKE THE f*ck UP "

Sincerely yours Richardgarr :D :D 8) :twisted:


yes, because this is a very clean post :roll:
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Postby richardgarr on Mon Sep 03, 2007 12:44 pm

lol
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Postby misterman10 on Mon Sep 03, 2007 12:47 pm

richardgarr wrote:lol

I'm glad we agree on something
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Re: !

Postby jiminski on Mon Sep 03, 2007 1:38 pm

so this slap button ...
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idiots

Postby britbloodthirsty on Mon Sep 03, 2007 2:21 pm

idiots don`t realize their idiots because their idiots.
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Postby MeDeFe on Mon Sep 03, 2007 2:28 pm

We need commands like
/me slaps richardgarr with a large trout
in the gamechat, that would do well enough.
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Postby richardgarr on Mon Sep 03, 2007 2:53 pm

I play on another site that actually has an option to kick someone out of a game...there is a vote and if the majority agrees to kick the idiot out he is gone....now that could be a useful tool for getting rid of deadbeats and idiotic players who either have no idea what they are doing or are just screwing the game up on purpose ..Example. suiciding or secret alliances or even suspected multi's.as well as turn skippers ...now that would be a slap that would get an idiots attention real fast.....why you could even avoid putting the tool on your iggy list , just make a game of joining games he is in and kick him out every time he starts to do another bad move, that would teach the moron .. LOL :D :D 8)
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Re: idiots

Postby Genghis Khant on Mon Sep 03, 2007 3:05 pm

britbloodthirsty wrote:idiots don`t realize their idiots because their idiots.

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Postby Kaplowitz on Mon Sep 03, 2007 3:07 pm

richardgarr wrote:I play on another site that actually has an option to kick someone out of a game...there is a vote and if the majority agrees to kick the idiot out he is gone....now that could be a useful tool for getting rid of deadbeats and idiotic players who either have no idea what they are doing or are just screwing the game up on purpose ..Example. suiciding or secret alliances or even suspected multi's.as well as turn skippers ...now that would be a slap that would get an idiots attention real fast.....why you could even avoid putting the tool on your iggy list , just make a game of joining games he is in and kick him out every time he starts to do another bad move, that would teach the moron .. LOL :D :D 8)


I can see it now....

PLAYER1: Damn, blue is kicking ass! he has 4 continents! It should be an easy win for him now!
PLAYER3:lol, thx. XD
PLAYER2: Hey red, alliance?
PLAYER1: sure, why not?
PLAYER2: Here's the plan: We pretend that blue was being a dumbass, and get him kicked!
PLAYER1: Well, he probably should fortified 4, rather than 5....
PLAYER3: wtf? why are my armies white?
PLAYER2: Oh, we dont appreciate stupid players, they just PISS ME OFF!
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Re: idiots

Postby gimil on Mon Sep 03, 2007 3:13 pm

Genghis Khant wrote:
britbloodthirsty wrote:idiots don`t realize their idiots because their idiots.

:roll:


someone doesnt know there english . . .

Genghis Khant idiot
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Re: idiots

Postby jako on Mon Sep 03, 2007 3:43 pm

gimil wrote:
Genghis Khant wrote:
britbloodthirsty wrote:idiots don`t realize their idiots because their idiots.

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someone doesnt know there english . . .

Genghis Khant idiot


apparently u dont either . . .
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Postby MeDeFe on Mon Sep 03, 2007 3:58 pm

Kaplowitz wrote:
richardgarr wrote:I play on another site that actually has an option to kick someone out of a game...there is a vote and if the majority agrees to kick the idiot out he is gone....now that could be a useful tool for getting rid of deadbeats and idiotic players who either have no idea what they are doing or are just screwing the game up on purpose ..Example. suiciding or secret alliances or even suspected multi's.as well as turn skippers ...now that would be a slap that would get an idiots attention real fast.....why you could even avoid putting the tool on your iggy list , just make a game of joining games he is in and kick him out every time he starts to do another bad move, that would teach the moron .. LOL :D :D 8)


I can see it now....

PLAYER1: Damn, blue is kicking ass! he has 4 continents! It should be an easy win for him now!
PLAYER3:lol, thx. XD
PLAYER2: Hey red, alliance?
PLAYER1: sure, why not?
PLAYER2: Here's the plan: We pretend that blue was being a dumbass, and get him kicked!
PLAYER1: Well, he probably should fortified 4, rather than 5....
PLAYER3: wtf? why are my armies white?
PLAYER2: Oh, we dont appreciate stupid players, they just PISS ME OFF!

You found out and formulated the best reason NOT to implement such a system within 14 minutes of its proposal, well done.
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Re: idiots

Postby richardgarr on Mon Sep 03, 2007 4:02 pm

jako wrote:
gimil wrote:
Genghis Khant wrote:
britbloodthirsty wrote:idiots don`t realize their idiots because their idiots.

:roll:


someone doesnt know there english . . .

Genghis Khant idiot


apparently u dont either . . .



okay dumbass - you should know that it should actually be "they're" as in they are not "their" as in those people or "there" as in over there!!! So the correct sentence would be "Idiots don't realize they're idiots because they're idiots."
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Postby DiM on Mon Sep 03, 2007 4:57 pm

jako wrote:
gimil wrote:
Genghis Khant wrote:
britbloodthirsty wrote:idiots don`t realize their idiots because their idiots.

:roll:


someone doesnt know there english . . .

Genghis Khant idiot


apparently u dont either . . .



3 from UK and 1 from Canada :roll:

jako could be from the french canada, even though i doubt it, but the rest of you have no excuse :shock:

except for gimil. he couldn't spell even if his like depended on it. :lol:
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Re: idiots

Postby pollyuk on Tue Sep 04, 2007 1:28 am

gimil wrote:
Genghis Khant wrote:
britbloodthirsty wrote:idiots don`t realize their idiots because their idiots.

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someone doesnt know there english . . .

Genghis Khant idiot
look in the dictionary brainy boy. ur a jock anyway so wot are u going on about?
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Postby Coleman on Tue Sep 04, 2007 1:42 am

Everyone taking this topic seriously in the slightest needs an idiot slap. Especially people arguing there/their/they're. CC is not English class, so f*ck off.
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Postby reverend_kyle on Tue Sep 04, 2007 2:07 am

I only see a need for this in singles.. I pick my doubles partners, and if opponents in doubles are dumbasses it only fucks them

In singles it fucks almost everyone every time.
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Postby The1exile on Tue Sep 04, 2007 7:47 am

DiM wrote:except for gimil. he couldn't spell even if his like depended on it. :lol:
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