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Postby reverend_kyle on Sun Sep 02, 2007 8:46 pm

hecter wrote:
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hecter wrote:No, it's just really gross, and you might lose a friend and/or get in big trouble if you do it to something that is supposed to be used for public consumption.


howabout if I stole the vegtable to feed my starving family? and then I got horny and used it to feed my sick urges?

Then you have major issues, using a vegetable to satisfy your sick urges, rather than feed your starving family.


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that much more.


but seriously we need to make a new thread so as not to thread jack this one

maybe a "hecters sex advice" thread.
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Postby GreecePwns on Sun Sep 02, 2007 8:50 pm

reverend_kyle wrote:
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hecter wrote:A sex doll was never living and does not have a consciousness. Therefor, it may be treated as your possession, and so consent is not needed.


What about vegetables?



same deal, they have to have a hole in them to fit your penis.
technically a carrot doesn't
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Postby Norse on Mon Sep 03, 2007 2:25 am

GreecePwns wrote:technically a carrot doesn't


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Postby misterman10 on Mon Sep 03, 2007 11:31 am

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Postby DAZMCFC on Mon Sep 03, 2007 11:47 am

Norse wrote:
GreecePwns wrote:technically a carrot doesn't


One for the ladies?


in your case a baby carrot. :lol: i think a cucumber is more appropriate. :roll:
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Postby hecter on Mon Sep 03, 2007 12:02 pm

Am I the only one that thinks that having sex with vegetables in general is not a good idea? A lot of young girls have to go to the emergency room every year because they get things stuck in there...
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Postby misterman10 on Mon Sep 03, 2007 12:03 pm

hecter wrote:Am I the only one that thinks that having sex with vegetables in general is not a good idea? A lot of young girls have to go to the emergency room every year because they get things stuck in there...


just think of how embarrassing that would be :lol:
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Postby hecter on Mon Sep 03, 2007 12:07 pm

misterman10 wrote:
hecter wrote:Am I the only one that thinks that having sex with vegetables in general is not a good idea? A lot of young girls have to go to the emergency room every year because they get things stuck in there...


just think of how embarrassing that would be :lol:

I read this one thing that said that this girl had gotten her fist stuck in there... at her grandmothers house. So she had to get her grandmother to help her get her fist out.
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Postby Arbustos on Mon Sep 03, 2007 12:08 pm

hecter wrote:
misterman10 wrote:
hecter wrote:Am I the only one that thinks that having sex with vegetables in general is not a good idea? A lot of young girls have to go to the emergency room every year because they get things stuck in there...


just think of how embarrassing that would be :lol:

I read this one thing that said that this girl had gotten her fist stuck in there... at her grandmothers house. So she had to get her grandmother to help her get her fist out.


Where in hell would you read something like that...
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Postby hecter on Mon Sep 03, 2007 12:10 pm

Arbustos wrote:
hecter wrote:
misterman10 wrote:
hecter wrote:Am I the only one that thinks that having sex with vegetables in general is not a good idea? A lot of young girls have to go to the emergency room every year because they get things stuck in there...


just think of how embarrassing that would be :lol:

I read this one thing that said that this girl had gotten her fist stuck in there... at her grandmothers house. So she had to get her grandmother to help her get her fist out.


Where in hell would you read something like that...

Do you REALLY want to know?
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Postby Arbustos on Mon Sep 03, 2007 12:11 pm

>_> Uh...
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Postby diddle on Mon Sep 03, 2007 12:12 pm

i dunno what it is about stopper but..........phwoar :wink:
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Postby misterman10 on Mon Sep 03, 2007 12:27 pm

hecter wrote:
Arbustos wrote:
hecter wrote:
misterman10 wrote:
hecter wrote:Am I the only one that thinks that having sex with vegetables in general is not a good idea? A lot of young girls have to go to the emergency room every year because they get things stuck in there...


just think of how embarrassing that would be :lol:

I read this one thing that said that this girl had gotten her fist stuck in there... at her grandmothers house. So she had to get her grandmother to help her get her fist out.


Where in hell would you read something like that...

Do you REALLY want to know?

Yes
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Postby muy_thaiguy on Mon Sep 03, 2007 12:30 pm

misterman10 wrote:
hecter wrote:
Arbustos wrote:
hecter wrote:
misterman10 wrote:
hecter wrote:Am I the only one that thinks that having sex with vegetables in general is not a good idea? A lot of young girls have to go to the emergency room every year because they get things stuck in there...


just think of how embarrassing that would be :lol:

I read this one thing that said that this girl had gotten her fist stuck in there... at her grandmothers house. So she had to get her grandmother to help her get her fist out.


Where in hell would you read something like that...

Do you REALLY want to know?

Yes
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Postby hecter on Mon Sep 03, 2007 12:32 pm

misterman10 wrote:
hecter wrote:
Arbustos wrote:
hecter wrote:
misterman10 wrote:
hecter wrote:Am I the only one that thinks that having sex with vegetables in general is not a good idea? A lot of young girls have to go to the emergency room every year because they get things stuck in there...


just think of how embarrassing that would be :lol:

I read this one thing that said that this girl had gotten her fist stuck in there... at her grandmothers house. So she had to get her grandmother to help her get her fist out.


Where in hell would you read something like that...

Do you REALLY want to know?

Yes

Enjoy, you sick f*ck.
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Postby misterman10 on Mon Sep 03, 2007 12:36 pm

hecter wrote:
misterman10 wrote:
hecter wrote:
Arbustos wrote:
hecter wrote:
misterman10 wrote:
hecter wrote:Am I the only one that thinks that having sex with vegetables in general is not a good idea? A lot of young girls have to go to the emergency room every year because they get things stuck in there...


just think of how embarrassing that would be :lol:

I read this one thing that said that this girl had gotten her fist stuck in there... at her grandmothers house. So she had to get her grandmother to help her get her fist out.


Where in hell would you read something like that...

Do you REALLY want to know?

Yes

Enjoy, you sick f*ck.


Hmmm. I'm sure you just accidentally stumbled into this site
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Postby hecter on Mon Sep 03, 2007 12:44 pm

misterman10 wrote:
hecter wrote:
misterman10 wrote:
hecter wrote:
Arbustos wrote:
hecter wrote:
misterman10 wrote:
hecter wrote:Am I the only one that thinks that having sex with vegetables in general is not a good idea? A lot of young girls have to go to the emergency room every year because they get things stuck in there...


just think of how embarrassing that would be :lol:

I read this one thing that said that this girl had gotten her fist stuck in there... at her grandmothers house. So she had to get her grandmother to help her get her fist out.


Where in hell would you read something like that...

Do you REALLY want to know?

Yes

Enjoy, you sick f*ck.


Hmmm. I'm sure you just accidentally stumbled into this site

Actually, no. This is Savage Love, I started reading it a few years ago in the local paper, and have since read every single column in the Savage Love archives.
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Postby hecter on Mon Sep 03, 2007 12:46 pm

reverend_kyle wrote:but seriously we need to make a new thread so as not to thread jack this one

maybe a "hecters sex advice" thread.

That would probably be a good idea...
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Postby NESconqueror on Mon Sep 03, 2007 2:53 pm

hecter wrote:
reverend_kyle wrote:but seriously we need to make a new thread so as not to thread jack this one

maybe a "hecters sex advice" thread.

That would probably be a good idea...

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Postby Arbustos on Mon Sep 03, 2007 3:00 pm

NESconqueror wrote:
hecter wrote:
reverend_kyle wrote:but seriously we need to make a new thread so as not to thread jack this one

maybe a "hecters sex advice" thread.

That would probably be a good idea...

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Must you hijack every thread? :roll:
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Postby Fircoal on Mon Sep 03, 2007 3:01 pm

Arbustos wrote:
NESconqueror wrote:
hecter wrote:
reverend_kyle wrote:but seriously we need to make a new thread so as not to thread jack this one

maybe a "hecters sex advice" thread.

That would probably be a good idea...

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Must you hijack every thread? :roll:


this thread was already hijacked. :roll:
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Postby Arbustos on Mon Sep 03, 2007 3:02 pm

Fircoal wrote:
Arbustos wrote:
NESconqueror wrote:
hecter wrote:
reverend_kyle wrote:but seriously we need to make a new thread so as not to thread jack this one

maybe a "hecters sex advice" thread.

That would probably be a good idea...

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Must you hijack every thread? :roll:


this thread was already hijacked. :roll:


Yeah, but the original threadjack was more interesting. :wink:
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Postby NESconqueror on Mon Sep 03, 2007 3:06 pm

But the new one keeps people on guard! :D
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Postby Arbustos on Mon Sep 03, 2007 3:09 pm

Aarrghh :x People are going to call us the next Spamalot! Wait, it's too late for that... but they might keep doing it.


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Postby NESconqueror on Mon Sep 03, 2007 3:11 pm

Arbustos wrote:Aarrghh :x People are going to call us the next Spamalot! Wait, it's too late for that... but they might keep doing it.


SAY NO TO SPAM of the salt and ninja variety.

I smell a loophole!
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