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Me and my Bad Puns.

Postby Minister Masket on Sun Sep 02, 2007 2:55 pm

Inspired by me. (oh and life_saver :) )

What does a pirate drive?
A caaarrrrrr!

Two peanuts were walking down the street.
One was assaulted!

Why did the hedgehog cross the road?
To see his flat-mate.

Ah, sometimes I amuse even myself.
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Postby Norse on Sun Sep 02, 2007 2:58 pm

Minister, I'm not happy with you.

You went crying to the mods about my feedback again, didn't you?

I can't believe that they deleted it, I even read the guidelines and used appropriate feedback! Dammit!
b.k. barunt wrote:Snorri's like one of those fufu dogs who get all excited and dance around pissing on themself.

suggs wrote:scared off by all the pervs and wankers already? No? Then let me introduce myself, I'm Mr Pervy Wank.
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Postby 0ojakeo0 on Sun Sep 02, 2007 2:59 pm

y did the boy cross the playground? to get to the other slide!!!!! im ashamed i posted here
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Re: Me and my Bad Puns.

Postby DAZMCFC on Sun Sep 02, 2007 2:59 pm

Minister Masket wrote:
Ah, sometimes I even play with myself.
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Postby Minister Masket on Sun Sep 02, 2007 3:00 pm

Norse wrote:Minister, I'm not happy with you.

You went crying to the mods about my feedback again, didn't you?

I can't believe that they deleted it, I even read the guidelines and used appropriate feedback! Dammit!

:lol: And it's taken you a week to figure it out. Well done! *pats head*
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Re: Me and my Bad Puns.

Postby Minister Masket on Sun Sep 02, 2007 3:01 pm

DAZMCFC wrote:
Ah, sometimes I like to change people's quotes so that they look reaalllly stoopid. I'm well clever me.
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Postby Norse on Sun Sep 02, 2007 3:24 pm

2 nuns in a bath, the first one says "where's the soap" the second one said " does, doesn't it"
b.k. barunt wrote:Snorri's like one of those fufu dogs who get all excited and dance around pissing on themself.

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Postby heavycola on Sun Sep 02, 2007 3:29 pm

'Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana'
Grouch Marx (i think)
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Postby Norse on Sun Sep 02, 2007 3:33 pm

Thje other day I went to a zoo, and it only had one animal in it, which was a dog.

It was a shitsui
b.k. barunt wrote:Snorri's like one of those fufu dogs who get all excited and dance around pissing on themself.

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Postby misterman10 on Sun Sep 02, 2007 3:45 pm

what do you get when you breed a bulldog with a shitzu

...a Bullshit

oh dumb and dumber, how i love thee :lol:
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Postby Norse on Sun Sep 02, 2007 3:47 pm

Did you hear about the dyslexic devil-worshipper?

He made sacrifices for santa
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Postby life-saver on Sun Sep 02, 2007 3:50 pm

:roll: This was inspired by me? I feel so honored. :wink:
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Postby The1exile on Sun Sep 02, 2007 3:51 pm

heavycola wrote:'Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana'
Grouch Marx (i think)


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Postby Minister Masket on Sun Sep 02, 2007 4:11 pm

life-saver wrote::roll: This was inspired by me? I feel so honored. :wink:
Just returning the favour. :wink:
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Postby misterman10 on Sun Sep 02, 2007 4:12 pm

two oranges are sitting in a bathtub, one says "can you pass the soap" and the other says "what do you think i am, a typewriter?"
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Postby unriggable on Sun Sep 02, 2007 4:17 pm

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

I have no idear
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Postby misterman10 on Sun Sep 02, 2007 4:18 pm

what is two plus two

four

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby cena-rules on Sun Sep 02, 2007 4:18 pm

misterman10 wrote:what is two plus two

four

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


YOU LIE ITS

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Postby misterman10 on Sun Sep 02, 2007 4:19 pm

thats why its so funny :D
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Postby flashleg8 on Tue Sep 04, 2007 9:16 am

unriggable wrote:What do you call a deer with no eyes?

I have no idear


What do you can a fish with no eyes?

a fsh.
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Postby Kaplowitz on Tue Sep 04, 2007 9:44 am

two muffins are in an oven.
the first muffin says "Damn, its getting hot in here!"
the other one says "Holy f*** a talking muffin!!!!"
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Postby Syzygy on Tue Sep 04, 2007 9:56 am

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine.
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Postby Norse on Tue Sep 04, 2007 11:06 am

What was the fans favourite chant towards the insect wearing the number zero jersey?

"earwig-0 earwig-0 earwig-0"
b.k. barunt wrote:Snorri's like one of those fufu dogs who get all excited and dance around pissing on themself.

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Postby salvadevinemasse on Tue Sep 04, 2007 11:50 am

LMAO- I loved the jokes as corny as they kinda were!
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Postby vtmarik on Tue Sep 04, 2007 11:51 am

A Malkavian, a priest, and a rabbi walk into a bar.

The Malkavian ducks.

Quack.
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