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Postby static_ice on Tue Aug 28, 2007 7:14 pm

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Postby unriggable on Tue Aug 28, 2007 8:05 pm

Reminds me of the theory that in a few thousand years there will be the tall, beautiful race and the short ugly, mishappen race of humans.
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Postby cawck mongler on Tue Aug 28, 2007 8:16 pm

THIS IS JUST LIKE LORD OF THE RINGS!!!!!
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Postby CRAYOLA on Tue Aug 28, 2007 8:18 pm

HECTOR IS NO LONGER THE SPAM KING


MY REIGN OF TERROR RETURNS


HAHAHAHAHAAHA

AND LLAMAS SHALL FALL FROM THE SKY.
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Postby cawck mongler on Tue Aug 28, 2007 8:22 pm

CRAYOLA wrote:HECTOR IS NO LONGER THE SPAM KING


MY REIGN OF TERROR RETURNS


HAHAHAHAHAAHA

AND LLAMAS SHALL FALL FROM THE SKY.


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Postby unriggable on Tue Aug 28, 2007 8:35 pm

I hope this forum doesn't resort to "Fight Spam With Spam" because it will be a mess.
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Re: check this out: 5 things from the book...

Postby Kaplowitz on Tue Aug 28, 2007 8:39 pm

static_ice wrote:Thus in the future beautiful people will become extinct! \:D/


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Re: check this out: 5 things from the book...

Postby static_ice on Tue Aug 28, 2007 9:44 pm

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static_ice wrote:Thus in the future beautiful people will become extinct! \:D/


YES! Im saved!


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Postby The Weird One on Tue Aug 28, 2007 9:47 pm

where?? :wink:
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Postby daddy1gringo on Tue Aug 28, 2007 10:09 pm

My three children are all girls. Must be because of their beautiful mother.
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Postby misterman10 on Tue Aug 28, 2007 10:12 pm

CRAYOLA wrote:HECTOR IS NO LONGER THE SPAM KING


MY REIGN OF TERROR RETURNS


HAHAHAHAHAAHA

AND LLAMAS SHALL FALL FROM THE SKY.


your an idiot

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Postby Titanic on Wed Aug 29, 2007 7:35 am

so if Number 4 is correct, my theory is that since beautiful people tend to find other beautiful people as mates more often than they find fugly people, the majority of their total children will be female, and eventually through time almost all of the beautiful people in a generation will be female, and then Darwin's Laws will come into play; Survival of the Fittest, it will be harder for beautiful people to survive because they will almost all be female, Thus in the future beautiful people will become extinct!


Why?!?
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Re: check this out: 5 things from the book...

Postby Skittles! on Wed Aug 29, 2007 7:38 am

static_ice wrote:Why Beautiful People Have More Daughters

never read the book of course but the Tribune gave a mini-review by giving 5 facts/quotes from the book; my eye caught it and I think they're all pretty interesting...

1. In our hunter-gatherer days, eating calorie-dense foods increased survivability, explaining our taste for desserts

2. "Men prefer younger women because they have greater reproductive value...than older women", which explains why men (such as college professors) who are exposed to females in their peak fertility years have higher divorce rates

3. Men prefer blonds because blond hair indicates youth and thus fertility.

5. Why do well-known politicians have affairs? Powerful men through history have had lovers to "mate" with, as well as a legal wife, and have produced many offspring.

(I switched 5 and 4 because I think its fitting for 4 to be last)

4. Beautiful people tend to have more daughters because beauty helps women more when it comes to attracting a long-term mate, and if parents have a trait that's better for daughters than sons, they'll have more girls.

so if Number 4 is correct, my theory is that since beautiful people tend to find other beautiful people as mates more often than they find fugly people, the majority of their total children will be female, and eventually through time almost all of the beautiful people in a generation will be female, and then Darwin's Laws will come into play; Survival of the Fittest, it will be harder for beautiful people to survive because they will almost all be female, Thus in the future beautiful people will become extinct! \:D/

If that happens, the human male species will become extinct. I don't like where this is going! 8-[
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Postby static_ice on Wed Aug 29, 2007 1:21 pm

Titanic wrote:
so if Number 4 is correct, my theory is that since beautiful people tend to find other beautiful people as mates more often than they find fugly people, the majority of their total children will be female, and eventually through time almost all of the beautiful people in a generation will be female, and then Darwin's Laws will come into play; Survival of the Fittest, it will be harder for beautiful people to survive because they will almost all be female, Thus in the future beautiful people will become extinct!


Why?!?


can't you read? the books says beautiful people have more daughters and eventually those daughters will have more daughters and so forth until slowly after thousands of generations... get it?

skittles why'd you have to ruin my fun with that theory? :(
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Postby cawck mongler on Wed Aug 29, 2007 2:35 pm

static_ice wrote:
Titanic wrote:
so if Number 4 is correct, my theory is that since beautiful people tend to find other beautiful people as mates more often than they find fugly people, the majority of their total children will be female, and eventually through time almost all of the beautiful people in a generation will be female, and then Darwin's Laws will come into play; Survival of the Fittest, it will be harder for beautiful people to survive because they will almost all be female, Thus in the future beautiful people will become extinct!


Why?!?


can't you read? the books says beautiful people have more daughters and eventually those daughters will have more daughters and so forth until slowly after thousands of generations... get it?

skittles why'd you have to ruin my fun with that theory? :(


f*ck THIS MOTHERFUCKING BULLSHIT, in the middle ages people thought being a fatass was hot (TO BAD YOU ARN'T IN THE MIDDLE AGES, HUH?!) and that didn't matter anyways because people traded their daughters away for cows (yes its redundant, I know) rarely would people marry purely for attraction. Peoples opinions on whats hot change and most people in the past mated whether they were attractive or not.

YOUR THEORY IS GAY AND RETARDED.
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Postby static_ice on Wed Aug 29, 2007 4:51 pm

cawck mongler wrote:
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Titanic wrote:
so if Number 4 is correct, my theory is that since beautiful people tend to find other beautiful people as mates more often than they find fugly people, the majority of their total children will be female, and eventually through time almost all of the beautiful people in a generation will be female, and then Darwin's Laws will come into play; Survival of the Fittest, it will be harder for beautiful people to survive because they will almost all be female, Thus in the future beautiful people will become extinct!


Why?!?


can't you read? the books says beautiful people have more daughters and eventually those daughters will have more daughters and so forth until slowly after thousands of generations... get it?

skittles why'd you have to ruin my fun with that theory? :(


f*ck THIS MOTHERFUCKING BULLSHIT, in the middle ages people thought being a fatass was hot (TO BAD YOU ARN'T IN THE MIDDLE AGES, HUH?!) and that didn't matter anyways because people traded their daughters away for cows (yes its redundant, I know) rarely would people marry purely for attraction. Peoples opinions on whats hot change and most people in the past mated whether they were attractive or not.

YOUR THEORY IS GAY AND RETARDED.


and you must have dropped your sarcasm radar a few stories, while my Gaydar is blinking rapidly when I point it towards your username. Or maybe you thought this was in the flame wars :-k

okay I'm not fat and while I'm not judging you I would bet that I'm more likely to kick your ass than the other way around.

Sure, whatever I'll believe your mumbo jumbo but eventually the "beautiful gene" will run out as it is spread from the select beautiful females to the less beautiful males until its evenly and minimally spread throughout the whole human race.

The only reason I took the time to correct you is because I'm waiting for one of my turns :)
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Postby cawck mongler on Wed Aug 29, 2007 9:28 pm

static_ice wrote:
cawck mongler wrote:
static_ice wrote:
Titanic wrote:
so if Number 4 is correct, my theory is that since beautiful people tend to find other beautiful people as mates more often than they find fugly people, the majority of their total children will be female, and eventually through time almost all of the beautiful people in a generation will be female, and then Darwin's Laws will come into play; Survival of the Fittest, it will be harder for beautiful people to survive because they will almost all be female, Thus in the future beautiful people will become extinct!


Why?!?


can't you read? the books says beautiful people have more daughters and eventually those daughters will have more daughters and so forth until slowly after thousands of generations... get it?

skittles why'd you have to ruin my fun with that theory? :(


f*ck THIS MOTHERFUCKING BULLSHIT, in the middle ages people thought being a fatass was hot (TO BAD YOU ARN'T IN THE MIDDLE AGES, HUH?!) and that didn't matter anyways because people traded their daughters away for cows (yes its redundant, I know) rarely would people marry purely for attraction. Peoples opinions on whats hot change and most people in the past mated whether they were attractive or not.

YOUR THEORY IS GAY AND RETARDED.


and you must have dropped your sarcasm radar a few stories, while my Gaydar is blinking rapidly when I point it towards your username. Or maybe you thought this was in the flame wars :-k

okay I'm not fat and while I'm not judging you I would bet that I'm more likely to kick your ass than the other way around.

Sure, whatever I'll believe your mumbo jumbo but eventually the "beautiful gene" will run out as it is spread from the select beautiful females to the less beautiful males until its evenly and minimally spread throughout the whole human race.

The only reason I took the time to correct you is because I'm waiting for one of my turns :)


Hey asshole, you can steal all the futurama jokes you want I don't care, BUT KNOW THAT I WOULD TEAR YOUR ASS TO SHREADS IF YOU EVER FUCKED WITH ME IN REAL LIFE.
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Postby static_ice on Wed Aug 29, 2007 9:32 pm

cawck mongler wrote:
Hey asshole, you can steal all the futurama jokes you want I don't care, BUT KNOW THAT I WOULD TEAR YOUR ASS TO SHREADS IF YOU EVER FUCKED WITH ME IN REAL LIFE.


again, I doubt it. and what futurama jokes? the only reference I see is from the Office :?
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Postby unriggable on Wed Aug 29, 2007 9:50 pm

Lets play the naming game. Cawk mongler is a cock sucker.
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Postby static_ice on Wed Aug 29, 2007 9:57 pm

unriggable wrote:Lets play the naming game. Cawk mongler is a cock sucker.


good one :lol:
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Postby The Kurgan on Thu Aug 30, 2007 5:43 pm

Hang on... If all the beautiful people are wiped out, then our concept of beauty will be changed because there is nothing to compare.
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Postby static_ice on Thu Aug 30, 2007 6:14 pm

The Kurgan wrote:Hang on... If all the beautiful people are wiped out, then our concept of beauty will be changed because there is nothing to compare.


good insight.

so beauty as we know it today will be wiped out :P
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Postby Titanic on Fri Aug 31, 2007 3:38 am

static_ice wrote:
The Kurgan wrote:Hang on... If all the beautiful people are wiped out, then our concept of beauty will be changed because there is nothing to compare.


good insight.

so beauty as we know it today will be wiped out :P


But we'll still have pictures and videos of the beautiful people today, so the generations along will watch them as porn or something.
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Postby static_ice on Sat Sep 01, 2007 12:10 am

Titanic wrote:
static_ice wrote:
The Kurgan wrote:Hang on... If all the beautiful people are wiped out, then our concept of beauty will be changed because there is nothing to compare.


good insight.

so beauty as we know it today will be wiped out :P


But we'll still have pictures and videos of the beautiful people today, so the generations along will watch them as porn or something.


or maybe history will repeat itself and the library of porn from the past will be destroyed :lol:
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Postby Tyr on Sat Sep 01, 2007 10:45 pm

cawck mongler wrote:
static_ice wrote:
Titanic wrote:
so if Number 4 is correct, my theory is that since beautiful people tend to find other beautiful people as mates more often than they find fugly people, the majority of their total children will be female, and eventually through time almost all of the beautiful people in a generation will be female, and then Darwin's Laws will come into play; Survival of the Fittest, it will be harder for beautiful people to survive because they will almost all be female, Thus in the future beautiful people will become extinct!


Why?!?


can't you read? the books says beautiful people have more daughters and eventually those daughters will have more daughters and so forth until slowly after thousands of generations... get it?

skittles why'd you have to ruin my fun with that theory? :(


f*ck THIS MOTHERFUCKING BULLSHIT, in the middle ages people thought being a fatass was hot (TO BAD YOU ARN'T IN THE MIDDLE AGES, HUH?!) and that didn't matter anyways because people traded their daughters away for cows (yes its redundant, I know) rarely would people marry purely for attraction. Peoples opinions on whats hot change and most people in the past mated whether they were attractive or not.

YOUR THEORY IS GAY AND RETARDED.


actually most people choose "mates" based on facial symetry and body poportion thinka obut it who are the people with the big hands and forheads or stubby feet and so on the retarded or defected. no one wants to mix that back into the gene pool hence hte beauty aspect of our lives
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