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Postby Norse on Sun Aug 26, 2007 8:05 pm

Result: Superhornyitis

You have a tendancy to rub your genitals up against people who are close to you. When in a comprimising situation, you find it appealing to grope another persons general anatomy, whilst grunting/making primative sounds.
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Postby Bad Speler on Sun Aug 26, 2007 8:12 pm

Test didnt give me anything I didnt already know. Doctor diagnosed me with ADD. I also have tourettes syndrome. I also know im moderately paranoid.
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Postby AAFitz on Sun Aug 26, 2007 8:14 pm

Post Traumatic Stress Disorder

I was trying to take a player out for about 80 points in a five player game, and missed...it would have put me past my high water mark...

also, the fact that I cared about this so much also highlights possible OCD tendencies as well
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Postby dcowboys055 on Sun Aug 26, 2007 8:18 pm

Like 1/3 OCD, everything else was next to nothing.
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Postby UnderSeage on Sun Aug 26, 2007 8:22 pm

Extreme Manic Depressive disorder oh thats just great....
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Postby luns101 on Sun Aug 26, 2007 8:28 pm

Paranoia...which is obviously wrong as I know for a fact you're all out to take my points!
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Postby NESconqueror on Sun Aug 26, 2007 9:06 pm

I am hit with Paranoia. That is not a good sign for me.

EDIT: Somehow, that is very true of me. :shock:
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Postby Beastly on Sun Aug 26, 2007 9:07 pm

This thread is friggen crazy.
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Postby CrazyAnglican on Sun Aug 26, 2007 9:08 pm

Hey guys!

I'm AD...that's a pretty shade of green!


Hey luns,

Just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean we're NOT out to get you anyway :wink:
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Postby jay_a2j on Sun Aug 26, 2007 9:33 pm

Your Result: Paranoia (yeah right!)


Thank you for taking this quiz! Just because a mental disorder showed up does NOT mean you actually have it.


True story. :roll:
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Postby muy_thaiguy on Sun Aug 26, 2007 10:27 pm

Everyone else (almost) got paranoia? WAAH! :cry: :cry: :cry: I'm stuck with Jake on the manic depression! :cry: :cry: :cry:
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Postby life-saver on Sun Aug 26, 2007 10:30 pm

What!? I'm not paranoid! Now, excuse me while I hide behind your back, so if anyone plans to stab me, they'll get you first.
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Postby muy_thaiguy on Sun Aug 26, 2007 10:51 pm

life-saver wrote:What!? I'm not paranoid! Now, excuse me while I hide behind your back, so if anyone plans to stab me, they'll get you first.
WAAAH! Now I get to die first! :cry: You made me cry! :cry: :cry: :cry:
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Postby Norse on Mon Aug 27, 2007 3:11 am

I think that this thread has opened up some dark, scary doors, that quite frankly I'm not prepared to peep into.

You fucking freaks!
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Postby Fircoal on Mon Aug 27, 2007 3:39 am

Now everyone is acting like there disorder. I don't need a stupid test to tell me how messed up I am. I'm Fircoal, for God's sake. (Which is me. btw ;) ) Now, I'm going to ingore you pretenders and look at Pikachus for the next 3 hours.

and last note: None of you are as insane as me. FACE IT! :D
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Postby Minister Masket on Mon Aug 27, 2007 4:46 am

Asperger's Syndrome.
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Postby Skittles! on Mon Aug 27, 2007 4:57 am

Wooo, Maniac Depression!

It so suits.
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Postby Anarchy Ninja on Mon Aug 27, 2007 5:08 am

Paranioa, I'd be comfortable with that if I wasn't so afraid of them all the time.
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Postby Balsiefen on Mon Aug 27, 2007 5:34 am

Woo! draw between manic depressive and paranoid!
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Postby Titanic on Mon Aug 27, 2007 6:15 am

At least I'm not alone, I hope, are you watching me?

Paranoia: You are constantly thinking about what others may be saying about you behind your back. You may also feel people have conspiracies against you, or they are out to get you. In crowds you may feel like everybody is watching to closely.
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Postby Serbia on Mon Aug 27, 2007 6:39 am

mandalorian2298 wrote:ADD. Add what? Bah, who cares. :? I like cats. :D Look! A CD! :shock:


LOL Come on people, this was seriously funny! :lol:
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Postby NESconqueror on Mon Aug 27, 2007 7:00 am

Fircoal wrote:Now everyone is acting like there disorder. I don't need a stupid test to tell me how messed up I am. I'm Fircoal, for God's sake. (Which is me. btw ;) ) Now, I'm going to ingore you pretenders and look at Pikachus for the next 3 hours.

and last note: None of you are as insane as me. FACE IT! :D

I am thankful I am not as insane as you, but I am still pretty paranoid even BEFORE I took the test.
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Postby dominationnation on Mon Aug 27, 2007 11:01 am

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Postby nagerous on Mon Aug 27, 2007 11:04 am

PARANOIA! WOOT!
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Postby DAZMCFC on Mon Aug 27, 2007 11:19 am

pretty low on all of them. OCD was about a quarter full and that was the highest. manic depressive was like a midgy`s dick(1mm). :lol:
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