CONSPIRACY THEORY!!!!1!

[Norse]

What They Don't Want You to Know

In order to understand that the world is owned by large dragons, that live beneath the world's surface in a feiry cave, that spawn little lizards that transmogrify into human beings, that go on to control our lives, you need to realize that everything is controlled by a WBA (World Bankers Association) made up of Chinese-Americans with help from Gurka's.
The conspiracy first started during the falling of the berlin wall in Manchester, England. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including the assassanation of Abraham Lincoln.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by Farting.

They want to Ass-rape (with a large pole) Donald Trump and imprison resisters in Basra, Iraq using Motor-cycles.

In order to prepare for this, we all must Draw out cash, and leave the country. Since the media is controlled by Gay Pride Commision we should get our information from Klu Klux Klan.


hehe, make up your own conspiracy theory using this website....

http://www.cjnetworks.com/~cubsfan/conspiracy.html

It's a liberal lefty website, so dont pay too much attention to it.

[0ojakeo0]

i belivied u

[cena-rules]

What They Don't Want You to Know
In order to understand england you need to realize that everything is controlled by a brits made up of white brits with help from music lovers.
The conspiracy first started during WWII in Bolton. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including the signing of the magna carta.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by picking their ass.

They want to murder monks and imprison resisters in iraq using trains.

In order to prepare for this, we all must go on a killing spree . Since the media is controlled by democrats we should get our information from republicans.

[FiveThreeEight]

What They Don't Want You to Know

In order to understand Liberalism you need to realize that everything is controlled by a small group of left-wing nutcases made up of b**ners with help from right-wing screwballs.

The conspiracy first started during the holocaust in Oroville, Washington. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including the signing of the Declaration of Independence.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by the biting of fingernails.

They want to curbstomp evangelicals and imprison resisters in London, England using motorboats.

In order to prepare for this, we all must blow up a building using C4 and b.k.'s jizz as adhesive. Since the media is controlled by the NAACP we should get our information from the NRA.

[Balsiefen]

Ha lol

What They Don't Want You to Know
In order to understand Balsiefen is the ruler of Earth you need to realize that everything is controlled by a Gouvernment serving Balsiefen made up of British People with help from The Armstrong Clan.
The conspiracy first started during The battle of Banokburn in Alford Lincolnshire. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including The cold war.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by being brilliant.

They want to own Conquer club and imprison resisters in Canada using A huge army.

In order to prepare for this, we all must Worship Balsiefen and give him all our money. Since the media is controlled by ITV we should get our information from Balsiefen.

[muy_thaiguy]

What They Don't Want You to Know
In order to understand Idiots you need to realize that everything is controlled by a Liberals made up of mexicans with help from Democraps.
The conspiracy first started during Civil War in London. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including 9/11.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by agreeing with liberals.

They want to worship Michael Moore and imprison resisters in France using trains.

In order to prepare for this, we all must jumping. Since the media is controlled by ACLU we should get our information from muy_thaiguy.

[Coleman]

What They Don't Want You to Know
In order to understand terrorism you need to realize that everything is controlled by a Government made up of white people with help from the oil companies.

The conspiracy first started during 9/11 in the White House. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including terrorist hijacking.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by fear mongering.

They want to capture Ossama and imprison resisters in Gitmo using Navy Vessels.

In order to prepare for this, we all must vote. Since the media is controlled by George Bush we should get our information from Ron Paul.

[muy_thaiguy]

What They Don't Want You to Know
In order to understand terrorism you need to realize that everything is controlled by a Government made up of white people with help from the oil companies.

The conspiracy first started during 9/11 in the White House. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including terrorist hijacking.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by fear mongering.

They want to capture Ossama and imprison resisters in Gitmo using Navy Vessels.

In order to prepare for this, we all must vote. Since the media is controlled by George Bush we should get our information from Ron Paul.

[Norse]

That's sucked the fun out of this.....

[cena-rules]

Norse as creator I demand you say whos is the best

[muy_thaiguy]

That's sucked the fun out of this.....

No kidding.

[Norse]

Norse as creator I demand you say whos is the best

Well, Mine is the funniest, obviously.

But second place IMHO goes to.........

FiveThreeEight, The line "...Left-wingers made up of b*aners with help from right-wing screwballs..." made me literally laugh.

But they were all very good, except colemans bitter diatribe, which has killed my poor little thread.

[salvadevinemasse]

i belivied u

LMFAO!

[DiM]

What They Don't Want You to Know
In order to understand Conquer Club you need to realize that everything is controlled by a a group of power hungry mods made up of lackattack with help from from his side-kicks.

The conspiracy first started during game 1 in 2006-01-03. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including the deletion of Spamalot thread.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by the green names they have.

They want to ban us and imprison resisters in to the depths of the internet using the ban button.

In order to prepare for this, we all must spam. Since the media is controlled by lackattack we should get our information from DiM.

[Simonov]

In order to understand who really runs CC you need to realize that everything is controlled by a Pikachu Klan made up of lunatics with help from Ku Klux Klan.

The conspiracy first started during mad acid-induced wet dreams in muy_thaiguy's restroom. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including G.W.Bush's election for head of USA.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by using stupid pika-banners.

They want to drive crazy normal people and imprison resisters in Pokeball using teleportation.

We must regroup and then shave their yellow furry asses. Since the media is controlled by Fircoal we should get our information from Al-Jazeera.

[Minister Masket]

What They Don't Want You to Know

In order to understand gaming you need to realize that everything is controlled by a religious group made up of femanists with help from nerds.
The conspiracy first started during the Battle of Hastings in Manchester. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including the death of Thomas Beckett.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by poking them.

They want to start beating Jesus and imprison resisters in New Jersey using nets.

In order to prepare for this, we all must start eating caterpillars. Since the media is controlled by Cow and Chicken we should get our information from David Cameron