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Postby agtsmitty on Tue Aug 21, 2007 9:37 pm

Granted, you become great at the board game....too bad this is Conquer Club.

I wish soda was healthy.
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Postby Russianfire8371 on Tue Aug 21, 2007 9:43 pm

granted....but then noone would drink it

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Postby sheepofdumb on Tue Aug 21, 2007 9:59 pm

Russianfire8371 wrote:granted....but then noone would drink it

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Granted but you get banned

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Postby muy_thaiguy on Tue Aug 21, 2007 10:01 pm

Fast posted :evil:

Granted. But you live life as a rock.

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Postby sheepofdumb on Tue Aug 21, 2007 10:04 pm

Granted but your TV is broken.

I wish the previous wish was granted.
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Postby strike wolf on Tue Aug 21, 2007 11:33 pm

Granted but like all wishes it goes awry.

I wish I could transform into a wolf at will.
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Postby cena-rules on Wed Aug 22, 2007 4:11 am

granted but you get shot as a wolf and die

I wish strike wolf was alive again
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Postby sheepofdumb on Wed Aug 22, 2007 11:54 am

cena-rules wrote:granted but you get shot as a wolf and die

I wish strike wolf was alive again


Granted but he comes back as a zombie and bites you.

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Postby cena-rules on Wed Aug 22, 2007 11:58 am

granted but it is only a picture

i wish i was alive
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Postby NESconqueror on Wed Aug 22, 2007 11:59 am

cena-rules wrote:granted but it is only a picture

i wish i was alive

Granted, but the grim reaper takes it afterwords.
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Postby cena-rules on Wed Aug 22, 2007 12:00 pm

granted we are all pikachus but we lose and faint

I wish for a potion that cures all wrong
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Postby hecter on Wed Aug 22, 2007 12:01 pm

Granted, but it's floating out in some some far corner of the galaxy where you can't get it.

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Postby NESconqueror on Wed Aug 22, 2007 12:02 pm

cena-rules wrote:granted we are all pikachus but we lose and faint

I wish for a potion that cures all wrong

Granted, but you were wrong and thus, removed by the potion.
I wish we were all pikachus and did not faint or die or any other synonym!
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Postby hecter on Wed Aug 22, 2007 12:03 pm

I cannot grant a wish so lame.

I wish all of these pikachu freaks would bugger off!
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Postby sheepofdumb on Wed Aug 22, 2007 12:08 pm

hecter wrote:I cannot grant a wish so lame.

I wish all of these pikachu freaks would bugger off!


Granted but they bugger back on again.

I wish for a chocolate fountain.
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Postby Hitman079 on Thu Aug 23, 2007 12:25 am

granted, but you no longer can drink anything in your life because it tastes so good, and you die of heart attack from blood thickening (diabetes).
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Postby muy_thaiguy on Thu Aug 23, 2007 12:29 am

Granted, but then you get a paper cut and die of blood loss.

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Postby hecter on Thu Aug 23, 2007 12:40 am

Granted, we bugger off into our own private forum here on CC.

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Postby cena-rules on Thu Aug 23, 2007 3:47 am

granted you are now dead

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Postby Iliad on Thu Aug 23, 2007 3:50 am

Granted except then we tease you and you kill yourself and it the wish wears out.

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Postby cena-rules on Thu Aug 23, 2007 3:57 am

granted there was someone before me

i wish iliad was dead
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Postby Iliad on Thu Aug 23, 2007 4:11 am

cena-rules wrote:granted there was someone before me

i wish iliad was dead

No there wasn't you lied! Therefore you didn't grant my wish, therefore I don't grant your wish.

I wish I couldn't die
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Postby cena-rules on Thu Aug 23, 2007 4:12 am

granted however you are in a lifelong coma

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Postby strike wolf on Thu Aug 23, 2007 11:21 pm

granted he was created instead.

I wish I had been brought back as a werewolf and not a zombie.
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Postby muy_thaiguy on Thu Aug 23, 2007 11:41 pm

granted, sort of. You are now a were wolf zombie.

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