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Postby Dancing Mustard on Mon Aug 20, 2007 6:18 am

Granted. But they suck your pee-pee until it falls off and you die of septecaemia. You writhe in unimaginable pain for days, seeing patterns of light dancing in front of your eyes. Then you rot in the dirt where nobody remembers you.

I wish your mum was ginger.
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Postby Honibaz on Mon Aug 20, 2007 6:40 am

Granted, but you mistaken me for 0ojakeo0.

I wish for peace.
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Postby NESconqueror on Mon Aug 20, 2007 7:34 am

Honibaz wrote:Granted, but you mistaken me for 0ojakeo0.

I wish for peace.

Granted, but you are on an isolated island!
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Postby Honibaz on Mon Aug 20, 2007 7:36 am

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Honibaz wrote:Granted, but you mistaken me for 0ojakeo0.

I wish for peace.

Granted, but you are on an isolated island!
I wish for NES to be the world!


Granted, but every human dies because they play Nintendo games 24 hours a day without any sleep. The world now belongs to the monkeys.

I wish for humor.
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Postby Dancing Mustard on Mon Aug 20, 2007 9:02 am

Granted. But people stil only make jokes about you.

I still wish your mum was ginger.
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Postby Honibaz on Mon Aug 20, 2007 9:13 am

Granted, but you find out that you have a hard time telling if something is ginger or human, and in that case, my mum is actually human.

I wish for a treaty.
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Postby Cheesemore on Mon Aug 20, 2007 10:38 am

Wish granted, but it turns out some one else kills you

I wish it would stop raining so our basement wouldn't be flooded anymore
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Postby cena-rules on Mon Aug 20, 2007 11:01 am

granted but there is a drought and you all die

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Postby Dancing Mustard on Mon Aug 20, 2007 11:03 am

Granted. But within weeks point inflation leaves you at the bottom of the scoreboard with no hope of accension.

I wish that your mum was ginger.
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Postby cena-rules on Mon Aug 20, 2007 11:09 am

Granted but now she hates you

I wish diddle wasnt an idiot
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Postby sheepofdumb on Mon Aug 20, 2007 11:39 am

Granted, but he's still annoying

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Postby muy_thaiguy on Mon Aug 20, 2007 11:44 am

Granted, but then Fircoal steals it.

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Postby sheepofdumb on Mon Aug 20, 2007 12:55 pm

Granted but fircoal steals it.

I wish I had a home security system.
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Postby hecter on Mon Aug 20, 2007 2:19 pm

Granted. This one's a poodle.

I wish I had a vagina.
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Postby muy_thaiguy on Mon Aug 20, 2007 2:21 pm

Granted, but you lose it when you take your head out from between your legs.

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Postby cena-rules on Mon Aug 20, 2007 2:25 pm

granted but the camera doesnt work.

I wish that I could speak
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Postby lalaland on Mon Aug 20, 2007 4:09 pm

granted, but you speak in a language that nobody can understand.

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Postby Gold Knight on Mon Aug 20, 2007 7:29 pm

Granted, but you become associated with IC and everyone hates you because of it.

I wish I could travel forward three days.
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Postby NESconqueror on Mon Aug 20, 2007 7:30 pm

Gold Knight wrote:Granted, but you become associated with IC and everyone hates you because of it.

I wish I could travel forward three days.

Granted, but you travel forward 3 days after you meet your doom.
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Postby strike wolf on Mon Aug 20, 2007 9:45 pm

granted but you blow yourself up.


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Postby sheepofdumb on Mon Aug 20, 2007 9:51 pm

Granted but every one cheats and uses weapons.

I wish my security system didn't suck.
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Postby strike wolf on Mon Aug 20, 2007 9:53 pm

granted now it blows.

I wish people wouldn't cheat by using weapons in my war.
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Postby sheepofdumb on Mon Aug 20, 2007 9:54 pm

Granted but they decide that the rules for the war are stupid so they go home.

I wish my security system was really good.
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Postby strike wolf on Mon Aug 20, 2007 9:56 pm

granted too bad the burglars are already inside.

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Postby pancakemix on Mon Aug 20, 2007 9:57 pm

Granted, but it is too good, realizes you're inferior, kills you, and takes over the world.

I wish I could think of something to wish for.

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