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Chris Hanson is a Asshole

Postby cawck mongler on Mon Aug 20, 2007 1:12 am

Seriously you guys... seriously.

One of these days one of the pedos will bring a gun and blow Chris Hansons brains out (doing the world a great favour), I don't know what that guys playing at, but he's a smug little asshole who convicts innocent people for retarded crimes. First of all, what straight man would say no to a hot little 15 year old slut inviting him over for sex (admittedly you'd have to be pretty stupid to not suspect something, like a man...), it's fucking retarded, and whats more, what they do on that show is entrapment, which is illegal. Fucking Amerika, you get all pissed about some shitty paper written a million years ago, but you don't do shit when your fellow Amerikahns are herded into overcrowded tax funded prisons, because they commited the crime of being human. FUCKING AMERIKAN PIG, JUSTICE IS BLIND, NO TRUTH ONLY LIES IN AMERIKA, LAND OF FASCIST PIGS, YOU WANT PIZZA? YOU WANT HOTDOG? AMERIKAN PIG IS DISGUSTING. GEORGE WALKER BUSH IS A MURDERER. FUCKING AMERIKA.

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Postby cawck mongler on Mon Aug 20, 2007 1:20 am

I am expressing my distaste for Chris Hanson and Amerikas retarded laws that allow the 'pedophiles' on Predator to be charged. Really, the girl that they use is bait is actually like 20 years old, so what the fucks the crime? Wanting to f*ck a 20 year old? Yeah okay, sounds good to me, I'll just go praise the constitution written 200 years ago, oblivious to the fact that barely anything from back then applies to now.

And your the guy that trolls me all the time... irony?
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Postby Avron on Mon Aug 20, 2007 3:28 am

No its just the fact that we all fucking know, now GTFO.
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Postby Dancing Mustard on Mon Aug 20, 2007 6:12 am

Who is this Chris Hanson that you speak of? I am English and have never heard of his antics.


By the way Cawck, I think you should post a fuck-ton more. The fact that you don't come to Flame Wars much anymore is a goddam shame. Please return to assist in regulating the n00bs.
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Postby FlyinHi on Mon Aug 20, 2007 8:54 am

Its not about them baiting said pedos with a 20-yr old. Its about these freaks showing up under the pretense of getting it on with minors, some well under the age of 15. Most of which get lied to themselves by said pedos about their age. So unless u r a said pedo, GFO.
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Postby Norse on Mon Aug 20, 2007 9:59 am

I do enjoy cawckmonglers diatribes...

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Postby Dancing Mustard on Mon Aug 20, 2007 11:00 am

Those guys sure don't look like paedophile-hunters. What do they bill per hour?
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Postby 2dimes on Mon Aug 20, 2007 12:08 pm

Meh perhaps you have a slight point. I have not seen the show. Could be entrapment, he may be a mean person.

However...

The law is the law. If you know she's under age, regardless of how much or what the particular age of your region is you should stop talking to her, I shouldn't have to even mention avoid any live contact.

Do you have no sense at all.

Yes, I'm male and am well aware that females and the idea of touching their soft parts shuts down my brain functions.

Don't wait that long.

"What, you're x years old? I'm sorry I can never talk/text/e-mail or what ever you again until you're an adult. Good day!"
(where x equals the age one second below that of permissible contact or less where ever you are.)

You can't help yourself because you have a raging boner. That's a pathetic lie.

Go shower think of a nice 30 year old and rub it. Rinse and repeat if needed it'll go away eventually.

If you think you have been born with a genetic predisposition that requires you taste the flesh of youngsters and don't have the sense to address that so you grow out of it. Move somewhere in the middle east, you may have to marry them but the age requirments are lower.

Or go try to hook up with this Hanson charicter and suffer the consequenses, I can't pity you for being stupid.
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Postby sheepofdumb on Mon Aug 20, 2007 12:31 pm

But they do it for people's entertainment. Seriously it's not funny. These guys get baited and not only are they arrested, but everyone gets to watch them. I don't mind pedophiles being arrested for attempting to do something that is illigal, but when you put it on TV then it loses all it's nobility and honor to become a cheap thrill.
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Postby FlyinHi on Mon Aug 20, 2007 1:33 pm

sheepofdumb wrote:But they do it for people's entertainment. Seriously it's not funny. These guys get baited and not only are they arrested, but everyone gets to watch them. I don't mind pedophiles being arrested for attempting to do something that is illigal, but when you put it on TV then it loses all it's nobility and honor to become a cheap thrill.


The problem is that when they get caught they are not remorseful. They do their time and get on with their pedophilia. At least this way their faces are broadcasted into every home for us to know them, and it should embarass them enough not to do it again.
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Postby cawck mongler on Mon Aug 20, 2007 1:42 pm

They aren't actually hurting anybody though, that's the problem. One of the guys who came actually never even got out of his car, but he was still charged and his face was shown on national television. Another guy went up to the door, waited a bit, and then tried to leave, but the cops that were hiding came and busted him. Its one thing to arrest someone for molesting an eight year old, but humiliating someone in front of their entire country because they wanted to have sex with a hot 15 year old is fucking stupid and just goes to show how fucked up Americas justice system is.

America is a nation that likes to act tough and talk shit, but really its just a pussy little liberal f*ck fest where politics are decided by the rich and the famous, because the average Amerikan is to stupid to actually stop and think about what they're doing. Amerika needs to start acting like one of the badass Slavic countries, you think Belgrade would take shit the way Amerika does? f*ck no, Amerika has to make up its mind about whether it wants to be tough ass 'we'll nuke you just for the heck of it', or a nice polite and reserved country like Canada (we're cool like that, we don't walk around like we own the place, but we fucked Amerika in the war of 1812 and burned their shitty white house down TWICE and even drove whatever retarded aristocrat presedent they had into hiding).
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Postby muy_thaiguy on Mon Aug 20, 2007 1:53 pm

Dammit cawk, what the hell?! Why do you insessently think America is only run by the looney left? Actaully, compared to the rest of the world, the liberals of the US are conservatives in other countries. But I am a Conservative, most of the people in the area where I live are conservative, so stop with damn flaming in the wrong forum! By the way, learn some damn history. Canadia never crossed the border in the war. They never burned down the White House. They just stayed put like the pricks they are. The Brits on the other hand thought they could take back the US. Though we lost the White House, the Brits lost their entire high command (this side of the ocean at least) at the Battle for New Orleans. Last I saw cawk, US is 2. UK is 0. :roll:
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Postby FlyinHi on Mon Aug 20, 2007 1:59 pm

cawck mongler wrote:They aren't actually hurting anybody though, that's the problem. One of the guys who came actually never even got out of his car, but he was still charged and his face was shown on national television. Another guy went up to the door, waited a bit, and then tried to leave, but the cops that were hiding came and busted him. Its one thing to arrest someone for molesting an eight year old, but humiliating someone in front of their entire country because they wanted to have sex with a hot 15 year old is fucking stupid and just goes to show how fucked up Americas justice system is.


Oh man. In no way is the justice system perfect. It's not perfect anywhere. Get a DUI here, and you lose your liscence, perhaps your car, and pay hefty fines. Other countries range from a simple fine, imprisonment of you and your significant other, or a firing squad, to name a few. So which is best!?

So your saying let the kids fend for themselves instead of intervening and arresting those with priors and future molestation crimes. Maybe we should sick the Predator team on you, I'm sure u'd take the bait.
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Postby sheepofdumb on Mon Aug 20, 2007 1:59 pm

FlyinHi wrote:
sheepofdumb wrote:But they do it for people's entertainment. Seriously it's not funny. These guys get baited and not only are they arrested, but everyone gets to watch them. I don't mind pedophiles being arrested for attempting to do something that is illigal, but when you put it on TV then it loses all it's nobility and honor to become a cheap thrill.


The problem is that when they get caught they are not remorseful. They do their time and get on with their pedophilia. At least this way their faces are broadcasted into every home for us to know them, and it should embarass them enough not to do it again.


That right there is cruel and unusual punishment. As long as the supreme court sees it constitutional then there is nothing we can do. They need help, Chris Hanson is going to get some pissed off pedophiles who did not want their faces to be shown on TV kicking his ass. There is a fine line between informative and entertainment. They give all the information about the arrested guys they want. A show like cops is at least polite enough not to tell names and other personal information that people can use to harass and blackmail these people. There are people who will do all sorts of messed up things to bring their version of 'justice'.
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Postby cawck mongler on Mon Aug 20, 2007 2:06 pm

muy_thaiguy wrote:Dammit cawk, what the hell?! Why do you insessently think America is only run by the looney left? Actaully, compared to the rest of the world, the liberals of the US are conservatives in other countries. But I am a Conservative, most of the people in the area where I live are conservative, so stop with damn flaming in the wrong forum! By the way, learn some damn history. Canadia never crossed the border in the war. They never burned down the White House. They just stayed put like the pricks they are. The Brits on the other hand thought they could take back the US. Though we lost the White House, the Brits lost their entire high command (this side of the ocean at least) at the Battle for New Orleans. Last I saw cawk, US is 2. UK is 0. :roll:


You do realise you're quoting me when you say 'the liberals of the US are conservatives in other countries' (although you changed it around a bit and made it make less sense)? The problem with the US is that it tries to act both liberal and conservative and its retarded. Also, 99% of your population is probably unaware of how conservative they are compared to other countries, and they constantly buy into the most retarded shit. 9-11 for example, you make a big deal about how 2,000 people died, and yet in the same year 30,000 Americans died or were fatally injured in car accidents and since 9-11 over 100,000 people Americans have been murdered. Americas a shit country where everyone thinks make believe incompetent terrorists are their enemy, when really its their fellow citizens and their corrupt corporate run government. There's a reason everyone hates America, its because you act so tough but you're to pussy to even deal with your own problems, let alone Iraq competently.
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Postby FlyinHi on Mon Aug 20, 2007 2:07 pm

sheepofdumb wrote:They need help


I'm all for helping your fellow man. But when they repeat, get rehabilitated, and repeat, there's no helping them. I'm not saying it can't happen, but it's a small percentage that don't repeat and get on with their lives.

I especially hate playing that card with other addictions like drugs or alcohol. Some people can beat it, others can't. We should concentrate on those that can and monitor those who can't. And if embarassing them on national tv will help them change their ways, I'm sure they'll be grateful in the end. If they really want to change that is.
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Postby muy_thaiguy on Mon Aug 20, 2007 2:19 pm

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muy_thaiguy wrote:Dammit cawk, what the hell?! Why do you insessently think America is only run by the looney left? Actaully, compared to the rest of the world, the liberals of the US are conservatives in other countries. But I am a Conservative, most of the people in the area where I live are conservative, so stop with damn flaming in the wrong forum! By the way, learn some damn history. Canadia never crossed the border in the war. They never burned down the White House. They just stayed put like the pricks they are. The Brits on the other hand thought they could take back the US. Though we lost the White House, the Brits lost their entire high command (this side of the ocean at least) at the Battle for New Orleans. Last I saw cawk, US is 2. UK is 0. :roll:


You do realise you're quoting me when you say 'the liberals of the US are conservatives in other countries' (although you changed it around a bit and made it make less sense)? The problem with the US is that it tries to act both liberal and conservative and its retarded. Also, 99% of your population is probably unaware of how conservative they are compared to other countries, and they constantly buy into the most retarded shit. 9-11 for example, you make a big deal about how 2,000 people died, and yet in the same year 30,000 Americans died or were fatally injured in car accidents and since 9-11 over 100,000 people Americans have been murdered. Americas a shit country where everyone thinks make believe incompetent terrorists are their enemy, when really its their fellow citizens and their corrupt corporate run government. There's a reason everyone hates America, its because you act so tough but you're to pussy to even deal with your own problems, let alone Iraq competently.
The US as a whole does not try to act as the two, rather, we are divided in 2. Whining liberals at one end that hinder us, and conservatives that actually want to do something about our problems.
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Postby cawck mongler on Mon Aug 20, 2007 2:26 pm

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muy_thaiguy wrote:Dammit cawk, what the hell?! Why do you insessently think America is only run by the looney left? Actaully, compared to the rest of the world, the liberals of the US are conservatives in other countries. But I am a Conservative, most of the people in the area where I live are conservative, so stop with damn flaming in the wrong forum! By the way, learn some damn history. Canadia never crossed the border in the war. They never burned down the White House. They just stayed put like the pricks they are. The Brits on the other hand thought they could take back the US. Though we lost the White House, the Brits lost their entire high command (this side of the ocean at least) at the Battle for New Orleans. Last I saw cawk, US is 2. UK is 0. :roll:


You do realise you're quoting me when you say 'the liberals of the US are conservatives in other countries' (although you changed it around a bit and made it make less sense)? The problem with the US is that it tries to act both liberal and conservative and its retarded. Also, 99% of your population is probably unaware of how conservative they are compared to other countries, and they constantly buy into the most retarded shit. 9-11 for example, you make a big deal about how 2,000 people died, and yet in the same year 30,000 Americans died or were fatally injured in car accidents and since 9-11 over 100,000 people Americans have been murdered. Americas a shit country where everyone thinks make believe incompetent terrorists are their enemy, when really its their fellow citizens and their corrupt corporate run government. There's a reason everyone hates America, its because you act so tough but you're to pussy to even deal with your own problems, let alone Iraq competently.
The US as a whole does not try to act as the two, rather, we are divided in 2. Whining liberals at one end that hinder us, and conservatives that actually want to do something about our problems.


YOUR LIBERALS AND FUCKING CONSVERATIVES ARE THE SAME THING, you just like to pretend they're different and then blame the incompetence and corruptness of your government on whichever party you think is worse, when in reality your government sucks because your all pussy retards who accept whatever they say to you and allow corporate interests to conflict with political interests. You deny all the shit that's wrong with your government, because half of you are fucking retards who think that anyone questioning the government is unpatriotic and un-American.
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Postby Dancing Mustard on Mon Aug 20, 2007 2:38 pm

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Postby FlyinHi on Mon Aug 20, 2007 2:44 pm

lol...nice mustard
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Postby 2dimes on Mon Aug 20, 2007 3:04 pm

I think it's kind of like a car they had here. The cops parked it places running.

Some clown would hop in sometimes with their pals. Once inside there was nothing but some camera lenses and brushed metal. No vehicle controls or means to open the door from inside. You got let out by the police that were arresting you for attempting to steal the car.

Is it fair no, did they steal a car no.

The point is they intended to steal the car and were being arrested and charged as a punishment for being caught for intent.
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Postby FlyinHi on Mon Aug 20, 2007 3:09 pm

2dimes wrote:The point is they intended to steal the car and were being arrested and charged as a punishment for being caught for intent.


Thank you for your rational thought.

It's like getting caught with pounds of weed. I may intend on smoking it all, but that would be deemed and punished as intent to sell.

ps -- your topic should be Chris Hanson is an Asshole, not a Asshole
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Postby 2dimes on Mon Aug 20, 2007 3:14 pm

Close, it's like getting caught with pounds of the sherif's weed.

Doesn't matter that you found it, because it's not yours you're considered to have stolen it.
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