Holy crap I turned thirty

[gethine]

welcome to the thirty club!
i have been 30 for a whole month now, and as of now i still have not got any old man hairs growing out of my nose or ears. life is good.

[happy2seeyou]

Can I send a swift kick to the butt??? One more day Icand until you can start your mid-life crisis.

I've already picked out my new corvette. And I have a date saturday night with a nineteen-year-old Victoria's Secret model. Man, this mid life crisis is going to kick ass!

We don't need to know about your wet dreams Incandenza. We want to tease you for your RL.

Many, many warm birthday wishes for ya buddy!! I hope your day goes well.


ps, want a few more games before you get one day closer to your senoir citizen discount card??

[Fircoal]

Can I send a swift kick to the butt??? One more day Icand until you can start your mid-life crisis.

I've already picked out my new corvette. And I have a date saturday night with a nineteen-year-old Victoria's Secret model. Man, this mid life crisis is going to kick ass!

We don't need to know about your wet dreams Incandenza. We want to tease you for your RL.

exactly.

[dcowboys055]

Happy Birthday! Many more! But not too many! Hooray!

Now that you've celebrated becoming old, settle down on some Californian farm and milk cows for the rest of your life.

[Incandenza]

Can I send a swift kick to the butt??? One more day Icand until you can start your mid-life crisis.

I've already picked out my new corvette. And I have a date saturday night with a nineteen-year-old Victoria's Secret model. Man, this mid life crisis is going to kick ass!

We don't need to know about your wet dreams Incandenza. We want to tease you for your RL.

exactly.

Actually, the day I buy a corvette is the day I'm going to buy everyone on CC a first-class ticket to come out to LA and kick me repeatedly in the gonads... (the Victoria's Secret model, on the other hand... yowza)

I'll set up some games for ya, courtney... You can give me some points for my bday

Now that you've celebrated becoming old, settle down on some Californian farm and milk cows for the rest of your life.

You need to move out of wisconsin, bro...

[dcowboys055]

Fat chance. I enjoy milking....cows.

[Incandenza]

Fat chance. I enjoy milking....cows.

"We don't have any cows. We have a bull, though."

[Fircoal]

Can I send a swift kick to the butt??? One more day Icand until you can start your mid-life crisis.

I've already picked out my new corvette. And I have a date saturday night with a nineteen-year-old Victoria's Secret model. Man, this mid life crisis is going to kick ass!

We don't need to know about your wet dreams Incandenza. We want to tease you for your RL.

exactly.

Actually, the day I buy a corvette is the day I'm going to buy everyone on CC a first-class ticket to come out to LA and kick me repeatedly in the gonads... (the Victoria's Secret model, on the other hand... yowza)

I'll set up some games for ya, courtney... You can give me some points for my bday

I take away some of your points for you Incan.

[happy2seeyou]

Fat chance. I enjoy milking....cows.

"We don't have any cows. We have a bull, though."

I thought happy cows came from California?? If not, then those stupid cheese commercials are liars!!

[2dimes]

How can you not like Corvettes.

Maybe it's my small genitalia but I think they're nice.

[dcowboys055]

You know who else are liars? People who say California is the dairy state.

[dividedbyzero]

"We don't have any cows. We have a bull, though."

And once he tried to milk it, dcowboys had a friend for life.

[btownmeggy]

what with 40 being the new 20 or whatever...

What?? No, no!

[Incandenza]

"We don't have any cows. We have a bull, though."

And once he tried to milk it, dcowboys had a friend for life.

Hey, that 'cowboys' in his name doesn't refer to the football team, if you catch my drift...

Oh, and Fircoal, you can have my points when you rip them from my cold dead virtual fingers. Besides, don't you already have like 30 points that once belonged to me? Greedy bastard.

[Fircoal]

"We don't have any cows. We have a bull, though."

And once he tried to milk it, dcowboys had a friend for life.

Hey, that 'cowboys' in his name doesn't refer to the football team, if you catch my drift...

Oh, and Fircoal, you can have my points when you rip them from my cold dead virtual fingers. Besides, don't you already have like 30 points that once belonged to me? Greedy bastard.

56 actually. I guess your no good with math, considering you also messed up your score caluation.

And why not. Afraid. I've won 2 of the 3 games I've been in with you. All 6 players. I smell fear.

[Incandenza]

Oh, yeah, I'd totally forgotten about that escalating game...

Must be alzheimer's setting in. If you'll excuse me, I'm off to research reputable nursing homes.

[Fircoal]

Oh, yeah, I'd totally forgotten about that escalating game...

Must be alzheimer's setting in. If you'll excuse me, I'm off to research reputable nursing homes.

you should be. and you're still a coward.

[mandalorian2298]

Don't worry Inca, you are younger then Pancake and Fircoal combined. 1 Pikachu year is like 7 human years. This explaines why Fircoal sounds like a wise old sage from time to time.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY INCA!

(I hope that the letters are big enough for you to read. )

[Fircoal]

Don't worry Inca, you are younger then Pancake and Fircoal combined. 1 Pikachu year is like 7 human years. This explaines why Fircoal sounds like a wise old sage from time to time.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY INCA!

(I hope that the letters are big enough for you to read. )

lol, and Pikachu years are the same as human years.

[Incandenza]

Don't worry Inca, you are younger then Pancake and Fircoal combined. 1 Pikachu year is like 7 human years. This explaines why Fircoal sounds like a wise old sage from time to time.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY INCA!

(I hope that the letters are big enough for you to read. )

They're almost big enough. Hang on a second while I fetch my reading glasses.

[DAZMCFC]

i was 37 on monday. it`s not that old.

[happy2seeyou]

[Tripitaka]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY INCANDENAZA !

i was 37 on monday. it`s not that old.

Oh and a belated shout out to you too Daz!

And just remember you guys, you're only as old as the woman you feel!

[AAFitz]

I would so love to be able to make fun of your age, but unfortunately doing so would not be in my best interest.

[sharrakor]

I thought this thread said I'm Turning Thirsty.