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Holy crap I turned thirty

Postby Incandenza on Wed Aug 15, 2007 10:06 pm

Yes, as indicated in the title, Friday shall mark the thirtieth anniversary of my portentious birth. Suffice it to say that I have mixed feelings about such.

Thirty's not so old, until I remember that I'm older than fircoal and pancake put together. Then again, I have as many points as fircoal and pancake put together, so age does have its advantages. :lol:

So do please come by and tell me I'm unfathomably old. :D
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Postby happy2seeyou on Wed Aug 15, 2007 10:09 pm

Hey old fart, happy birthday!! :D
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Postby misterman10 on Wed Aug 15, 2007 10:09 pm

you are unfathomably old
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Postby hecter on Wed Aug 15, 2007 10:12 pm

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Postby Nephilim on Wed Aug 15, 2007 10:24 pm

i myself am 30, and will be 31 in january. it's an odd age......i've been thinking about it lately as the end of true youth and the beginning of middle age. i'm sure many people would say this isn't true anymore, what with 40 being the new 20 or whatever....

i know this: injuries don't heal as fast. it's easier to put on little pounds. girls don't look at you quite the same, and you start to wonder if anyone under 25 thinks you're attractive, and damn that sucks. i suppose that's why middle age dudes buy sports cars, divorce their wives, and marry someone 10-20 years younger, it's a weird thing to handle.....

course, i married a girl 5 years younger and i have an unshakeable confidence granted to me from being an asshole and drinking a fair amount. i recommend one or more of these things, and you'll be fine. it's gotta be harder to pull this off in image-conscious L.A., but if anyone can do it, you can, incan.

in truth, it's probably time to start thinking more about eating better, investing and saving, putting your nose down and working your ass off while you can, enjoying life physically while you can, and lots of other nostalgic shit. i find that alcohol and other stuff affects me way harder now. so take it easy on me in pennsy, i hope you're there and we can celebrate being old men....

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Postby Huckleberryhound on Wed Aug 15, 2007 10:26 pm

If you haven't screwed your head on by now, it's your own goddamn fault :P


Happy birthday, you old bastard.

(i'm 34)
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Postby happy2seeyou on Wed Aug 15, 2007 10:29 pm

Birthday shots for us all in October. Alan is buying!! :D
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Re: Holy crap I'm turning thirty

Postby Fircoal on Wed Aug 15, 2007 10:29 pm

Incandenza wrote:Yes, as indicated in the title, Friday shall mark the thirtieth anniversary of my portentious birth. Suffice it to say that I have mixed feelings about such.

Thirty's not so old, until I remember that I'm older than fircoal and pancake put together. Then again, I have as many points as fircoal and pancake put together, so age does have its advantages. :lol:

So do please come by and tell me I'm unfathomably old. :D


YEs you are old. older then me and Pancake combined.

But your score is not better then ours combined.

Fircoal - 1372
Pancake - 1359

1372 + 1359 <? 2255
2731 <X 2255
2731> 2255

:wink:

You mind is going. ;)
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Postby dividedbyzero on Wed Aug 15, 2007 10:47 pm

If it makes you feel better, Inc, I'm older. :(

Actually 30 didn't really bother me. 25 bothered me far more.

At any rate, happy pre-birthday. I'll hoist one in your honor on Friday.

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Re: Holy crap I'm turning thirty

Postby pancakemix on Wed Aug 15, 2007 10:53 pm

Fircoal wrote:
Incandenza wrote:Yes, as indicated in the title, Friday shall mark the thirtieth anniversary of my portentious birth. Suffice it to say that I have mixed feelings about such.

Thirty's not so old, until I remember that I'm older than fircoal and pancake put together. Then again, I have as many points as fircoal and pancake put together, so age does have its advantages. :lol:

So do please come by and tell me I'm unfathomably old. :D


YEs you are old. older then me and Pancake combined.

But your score is not better then ours combined.

Fircoal - 1372
Pancake - 1359

1372 + 1359 <? 2255
2731 <X 2255
2731> 2255

:wink:

You mind is going. ;)


PWNed. :lol:

And I turn 15 in a week. :wink:
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Re: Holy crap I'm turning thirty

Postby dividedbyzero on Wed Aug 15, 2007 10:53 pm

pancakemix wrote:
And I turn 15 in a week. :wink:


Damn fetuses all over the place.

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Postby Serbia on Wed Aug 15, 2007 11:12 pm

Happy Birthday first off!

Second, I refuse to think 30 is old. Since I'm 26, and will be there soon enough. Hopefully.
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Re: Holy crap I'm turning thirty

Postby Fircoal on Wed Aug 15, 2007 11:32 pm

pancakemix wrote:
Fircoal wrote:
Incandenza wrote:Yes, as indicated in the title, Friday shall mark the thirtieth anniversary of my portentious birth. Suffice it to say that I have mixed feelings about such.

Thirty's not so old, until I remember that I'm older than fircoal and pancake put together. Then again, I have as many points as fircoal and pancake put together, so age does have its advantages. :lol:

So do please come by and tell me I'm unfathomably old. :D


YEs you are old. older then me and Pancake combined.

But your score is not better then ours combined.

Fircoal - 1372
Pancake - 1359

1372 + 1359 <? 2255
2731 <X 2255
2731> 2255

:wink:

You mind is going. ;)


PWNed. :lol:

And I turn 15 in a week. :wink:


Still though. 14+15 < 30 ;)

But in Feb. We'll be tied. ;)
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Postby 2dimes on Wed Aug 15, 2007 11:34 pm

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Postby Caleb the Cruel on Wed Aug 15, 2007 11:53 pm

Altough you're getting closer to Earthly death everyday, you're getting closer to eternal life(although I do not know where you'll be spending that time).
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Postby dividedbyzero on Thu Aug 16, 2007 12:08 am

Caleb the Cruel wrote:Altough you're getting closer to Earthly death everyday, you're getting closer to eternal life(although I do not know where you'll be spending that time).


Hoboken, I'm sure.
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Postby luns101 on Thu Aug 16, 2007 12:14 am

Happy Birthday, man. May your 30's be awesome!
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Postby muy_thaiguy on Thu Aug 16, 2007 1:07 am

Happy Birthday! 12 more years before I'm that old. :? Then again, only 3 till I'm 21! :D
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Postby Syzygy on Thu Aug 16, 2007 2:50 am

Happy birthday, soon it'll be hip replacements and for you. :P

Don't worry 30 isn't old. Though I may change my mind when I get there. (I'm just going to uni next year myself.)
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Postby Incandenza on Thu Aug 16, 2007 3:02 am

I'm o'erwhelmed.

I knew I could count on my various and sundry friends to come in and either wish me well or give me shit (or both, most likely).

Do hoist a beverage for me on friday, for I shall no doubt be hoisting several myself. Oddly enough, I have no idea what I'll be doing on my actual birthday night. I have a friend, one of those 'knows everyone' friends, who pulled the whole "don't worry about it, I'll take care of it, it'll be incredible" thing... Please send birthday and get-well cards to Cedars-Sinai Hospital.
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Postby happy2seeyou on Thu Aug 16, 2007 8:50 am

Can I send a swift kick to the butt??? :D :D One more day Icand until you can start your mid-life crisis. :lol:
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Postby sam_levi_11 on Thu Aug 16, 2007 9:01 am

happy2seeyou wrote:Can I send a swift kick to the butt??? :D :D One more day Icand until you can start your mid-life crisis. :lol:

lol what will come first, porche or prossie. :D

man, 13 years till that old....seems a long time but...
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Postby 2dimes on Thu Aug 16, 2007 12:50 pm

So you missed bi-centenial, that was a good year. Celebrations reached all the way up here.
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Postby Fircoal on Thu Aug 16, 2007 12:55 pm

I"m 16 years away from 30, but I don't care. I like calling the people 30+(or so) old. :lol:
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Postby Incandenza on Thu Aug 16, 2007 2:39 pm

happy2seeyou wrote:Can I send a swift kick to the butt??? :D :D One more day Icand until you can start your mid-life crisis. :lol:


I've already picked out my new corvette. And I have a date saturday night with a nineteen-year-old Victoria's Secret model. Man, this mid life crisis is going to kick ass! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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