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Postby misterman10 on Sun Aug 12, 2007 10:48 am

granted, now your a freak

i wish the packers werent the worst team in the nfl besides the lions and raiders (hehehe)
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Postby agtsmitty on Sun Aug 12, 2007 11:08 am

Granted, they are no longer the 3rd worse, however, they are eternally doomed to never make the playoffs and are always just one spot out of the wildcard.

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Postby misterman10 on Sun Aug 12, 2007 11:10 am

agtsmitty wrote:Granted, they are no longer the 3rd worse, however, they are eternally doomed to never make the playoffs and are always just one spot out of the wildcard.

I wish I could cook food that's actually edible (and healthy)


YAYS! p.s. Gold Knight likes the packers, not me!

granted, but you eat so much you die

i wish i could have real eyeballs
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Postby cena-rules on Sun Aug 12, 2007 12:43 pm

granted but they are in a jar not your eyes

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Postby Gold Knight on Sun Aug 12, 2007 1:21 pm

TPAM?

Whatever, granted, but now the world is out of order because you erased 4 letters from the alphabet.

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Postby cena-rules on Sun Aug 12, 2007 1:57 pm

TPAM= the person above me

well you granted that when you granted my wish that he died.

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Postby muy_thaiguy on Sun Aug 12, 2007 9:38 pm

Granted, but now, due to the shift in the time space continuam, Mensa no longer exists.

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Postby dominationnation on Sun Aug 12, 2007 9:39 pm

granted but some of your friends come over and make fun of you for watching TMNT

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Postby muy_thaiguy on Sun Aug 12, 2007 9:43 pm

dominationnation wrote:granted but some of your friends come over and make fun of you for watching TMNT

I wish that I was a super hero
Actually, all of my friends think they kick ass.

Granted, but your weakness is...PIE! :twisted: Which will kill you if you come within 1000 miles of it.

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Postby boomlil on Sun Aug 12, 2007 9:43 pm

Wish attempted but failed so you have to settle for a trampoline

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Postby muy_thaiguy on Sun Aug 12, 2007 9:46 pm

Granted, but he sneezes and kills you.

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Postby DirtyDishSoap on Sun Aug 12, 2007 11:04 pm

Granted, but the hat was sooo ugly, it wouldnt land you any dates

I wish for a pickle
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Postby muy_thaiguy on Sun Aug 12, 2007 11:27 pm

Granted, but the pickle juice kills you as you mysteriously become allergic.

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Postby Honibaz on Sun Aug 12, 2007 11:59 pm

Granted, but the pants are actually living and they always squeeze your hip, later breaking your hip.

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Postby Fircoal on Mon Aug 13, 2007 12:05 am

Granted but the new president is MAndy. :lol:

I wish that everyone worshiped Pikachu. ;)
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Postby Honibaz on Mon Aug 13, 2007 12:09 am

Granted, but nobody worships him later on because he electrocutes anyone he sees.

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Postby DirtyDishSoap on Mon Aug 13, 2007 4:40 am

Granted, but Bush beats you up and takes him into custody, but in all his stupidity, releases him for good behavior.

I wish for...the only thing that can bring a smile to anyones face...and that is...pie!
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Postby Honibaz on Mon Aug 13, 2007 6:20 am

DirtyDishSoap wrote:Granted, but Bush beats you up and takes him into custody, but in all his stupidity, releases him for good behavior.

I wish for...the only thing that can bring a smile to anyones face...and that is...pie!


Money and granted, but because you used it up so quickly, you find out that there is nothing else to make you smile.

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Postby Cheesemore on Mon Aug 13, 2007 11:20 am

Granted but you wander the earth for all eternity trying to kill yourself and you can't, thus torturing you

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Postby FiveThreeEight on Mon Aug 13, 2007 11:24 am

Granted, but, when you open it, instead of Madden 08, you see a copy of Sonic the Hedgehog.

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Postby agtsmitty on Mon Aug 13, 2007 11:28 am

Granted, somehow you got a copy before the official release date, however, whenever you put it in your game system, the disk explodes, seriously damaging your system.

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Postby agtsmitty on Mon Aug 13, 2007 11:29 am

Crap, I took too long to respond.
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Postby dustn64 on Mon Aug 13, 2007 11:43 am

FiveThreeEight wrote:Granted, but, when you open it, instead of Madden 08, you see a copy of Sonic the Hedgehog.

I wish I wasn't at work right now.


Granted, YOUR FIRED!



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Postby agtsmitty on Mon Aug 13, 2007 1:14 pm

Granted, you no longer have two-a-days, they will now be repaced with 3-a-days and 4-a-days.

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Postby magneticgoop on Mon Aug 13, 2007 1:38 pm

granted but it was leaded gas and ravaged your engine forcing you to replace it.

i wish i never had any more home work
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