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Another question for the religious types

Postby Dancing Mustard on Wed Aug 08, 2007 6:39 pm

If God spent time and effort inventing dinosaurs and then put them on this earth; why did he choose to wipe them out with a massive meteorite shortly after?
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Postby static_ice on Wed Aug 08, 2007 6:44 pm

in no way do I speak for all religious types, but I think the dinosaurs were just an experiment, God wiped them out when he was ready for creatures more capable of thought.


besides we don't know how they left, maybe God didn't kill them maybe the dinosaurs were their own undoing, and maybe we're on the same path! 8-[
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Postby Dancing Mustard on Wed Aug 08, 2007 6:50 pm

But god is perfect and all loving. What need would a perfect being have for experiments? How could an all loving being be so cruel to his own creations? How could such a being manufacture life simply for the purpose of destroying it?

My poor mind is still confused...
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Postby static_ice on Wed Aug 08, 2007 6:53 pm

Dancing Mustard wrote:But god is perfect and all loving. What need would a perfect being have for experiments? How could an all loving being be so cruel to his own creations? How could such a being manufacture life simply for the purpose of destroying it?

My poor mind is still confused...


or maybe it wasn't an experiment, maybe it just wasn't working well maybe the dinosaurs were going down the wrong path, and he just ended their misery :lol:

and in my beliefs, perfection, even God's perfection, doesn't mean that you're the master of everything and all-knowing it just means that your heart/conscious (sp?) is perfect and without sin
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Postby umanouski on Wed Aug 08, 2007 6:54 pm

dont forget, death is only the beginning.
Besides, God does not interfere much. Possibly he blinked when it hit?
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Postby kwanton on Wed Aug 08, 2007 6:55 pm

He wiped them out because they were having sexual relations en masse before they got married. And that's a sin.

Any other questions?
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Postby willis on Wed Aug 08, 2007 6:59 pm

I actually think it is because they would just shit all over his world, and he was getting tired of stepping in it
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Postby Dancing Mustard on Wed Aug 08, 2007 7:00 pm

kwanton wrote:He wiped them out because they were having sexual relations en masse before they got married. And that's a sin.

Any other questions?

Then why hasn't he wiped out the Bonobo Chimp of Southern Africa already?
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Postby Dancing Mustard on Wed Aug 08, 2007 7:03 pm

umanouski wrote:dont forget, death is only the beginning.
Besides, God does not interfere much. Possibly he blinked when it hit?
Are you saying that God is retarded?
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Postby The1exile on Wed Aug 08, 2007 7:21 pm

Dancing Mustard wrote:
kwanton wrote:He wiped them out because they were having sexual relations en masse before they got married. And that's a sin.

Any other questions?

Then why hasn't he wiped out the Bonobo Chimp of Southern Africa already?


because bonobo has a user here on CC. and so does his son.
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Postby Huckleberryhound on Wed Aug 08, 2007 7:37 pm

You see there were two dinosaurs - Godzilla, and Hillary, and the lived in this paradise called "Japan". But God did say unto them "you can stay here, but don't eat the Iguanadon on the hill up there"

Now this was an early experiment, so free will was not an option, just animal instinct, so Godzilla Ate Hillary, the iguanadons, and half a family sized bag of cheetos. And god did say unto Godzilla "take this ya greedy prick", and launched a meteor at him and killed his jurasic ass.

I hear it was all a clerical error. Some pen pusher called Gabriel, nasty buisnes, never really go tover getting fired :P
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Postby muy_thaiguy on Wed Aug 08, 2007 7:37 pm

Back to the 1st quote, the dinosaurs were around for 150 million years, not exactly a short time you know. As for him being kind and merciful, only when you follow his teachings. The plagues of Egypt are a good example of this, as is Sodom and Gamura (not to sure on the spelling there).
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Re: Another question for the religious types

Postby Blastshot on Wed Aug 08, 2007 9:07 pm

Dancing Mustard wrote:If God spent time and effort inventing dinosaurs and then put them on this earth; why did he choose to wipe them out with a massive meteorite shortly after?

Why does god create animals if they cannot worship him? Maybe they DO worship him in their own way. Who knows? But as it seems God made us to worship him, and only us with knowledge of him. The animals are nuetral, so are the dinosaurs. He destroyed them to make way for his people, US.
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Re: Another question for the religious types

Postby CrazyAnglican on Wed Aug 08, 2007 10:13 pm

Dancing Mustard wrote:If God spent time and effort inventing dinosaurs and then put them on this earth; why did he choose to wipe them out with a massive meteorite shortly after?


Whatever God's plan for the universe and it's inhabitants may be, It's a pretty safe bet that permanence doesn't enter in to it. It doesn't have to. Permanence, according to the Christian faith, comes in the next life. Whether you believe that or not is largely up to you, but you are playing in my field, so if we presuppose the existence of God we have to presuppose the existence of an after life.

Extinction comes to every species. The dinosaurs had good run for tens of millions of years. By contrast humans have only been in their current state for tens of thousands (a couple of million at the most if you take into account Lucy and her compatriots). Big brained Cro-magnon homo-sapiens, however, haven't been around that long. We are assured of extinction ourselves, even Stephen Hawking says so.

That being said, why does the fact that everything dies (in the temporary earthly sense) take anything away from the goodness of God who gave them that life in the first place. Let's say I give you a cheeseburger, and you eat it. Am I evil for giving you something that isn't permanent, or am I a nice guy who bought you a cheeseburger? You seem to think I'm evil; I tend to think I'm a nice guy :wink:
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Re: Another question for the religious types

Postby luns101 on Wed Aug 08, 2007 10:41 pm

Dancing Mustard wrote:If God spent time and effort inventing dinosaurs and then put them on this earth; why did he choose to wipe them out with a massive meteorite shortly after?


Because he knew Stephen Spielberg would resurrect them in Jurassic Park.
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Postby Skoffin on Wed Aug 08, 2007 10:48 pm

God did it for the lulz.
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Re: Another question for the religious types

Postby Caleb the Cruel on Wed Aug 08, 2007 11:32 pm

Dancing Mustard wrote:If God spent time and effort inventing dinosaurs and then put them on this earth; why did he choose to wipe them out with a massive meteorite shortly after?

Well it doesn't take much effort by God to create such creatures. After all He said "Let there be Light" and there was light. Just as it was so easy for Him to create, it was easy for Him to destroy as well.
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Postby kalishnikov on Thu Aug 09, 2007 12:36 am

Huckleberryhound wrote:You see there were two dinosaurs - Godzilla, and Hillary, and the lived in this paradise called "Japan". But God did say unto them "you can stay here, but don't eat the Iguanadon on the hill up there"

Now this was an early experiment, so free will was not an option, just animal instinct, so Godzilla Ate Hillary, the iguanadons, and half a family sized bag of cheetos. And god did say unto Godzilla "take this ya greedy prick", and launched a meteor at him and killed his jurasic ass.

I hear it was all a clerical error. Some pen pusher called Gabriel, nasty buisnes, never really go tover getting fired :P


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Postby Skittles! on Thu Aug 09, 2007 12:42 am

kalishnikov wrote:
Huckleberryhound wrote:You see there were two dinosaurs - Godzilla, and Hillary, and the lived in this paradise called "Japan". But God did say unto them "you can stay here, but don't eat the Iguanadon on the hill up there"

Now this was an early experiment, so free will was not an option, just animal instinct, so Godzilla Ate Hillary, the iguanadons, and half a family sized bag of cheetos. And god did say unto Godzilla "take this ya greedy prick", and launched a meteor at him and killed his jurasic ass.

I hear it was all a clerical error. Some pen pusher called Gabriel, nasty buisnes, never really go tover getting fired :P


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Re: Another question for the religious types

Postby Dancing Mustard on Thu Aug 09, 2007 5:23 am

CrazyAnglican wrote:That being said, why does the fact that everything dies (in the temporary earthly sense) take anything away from the goodness of God who gave them that life in the first place. Let's say I give you a cheeseburger, and you eat it. Am I evil for giving you something that isn't permanent, or am I a nice guy who bought you a cheeseburger? You seem to think I'm evil; I tend to think I'm a nice guy :wink:

But dinosaurs are not cheeseburgers, I never got to eat a dinosaur, whereas I did get to eat the cheeseburger. Why would a loving god tantalise me with meaty meaty dinosaurs that he killed before I could eat them? I don't know why a loving God would create a foodstuff, then whip it away before we had a chance to munch on it. Why would an all loving God take away tasty snacks from people capable of worshipping him? What good were those dinosaurs to him anyway, especially after eating that Igaunadon?
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Postby boberz on Thu Aug 09, 2007 6:57 am

in seriousness god destroyed every thing because he was so unhappy about it in the great flood (Noah and al that) read that part of Genisis (i think it might have been 10-12 but check it) to discover a christian reasoning doesnt mean you have to believe it but will explain my viewpoint better than i could ever attempt to
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Postby Bertros Bertros on Thu Aug 09, 2007 7:07 am

muy_thaiguy wrote:Back to the 1st quote, the dinosaurs were around for 150 million years, not exactly a short time you know. As for him being kind and merciful, only when you follow his teachings. The plagues of Egypt are a good example of this, as is Sodom and Gamura (not to sure on the spelling there).


The spelling is Gomorrah. Why do people continually refer to this story? It's horrific, truly horrible, I was shocked by it when I first heard it at primary school and am even more so now. This "parable" (I dont think it really is a parable as the moral lessons are dubious) should be a dirty little secret, but anyway I say this every time anyone mentions it, its my pet hate. Sorry.

God didn't create or wipe out the Dinosaurs as he has only been around since 6,000 years ago when he first said "Let there be light". The real question is why did the dinosaurs create God and did they disappear because they were so disappointed with the outcome?
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Postby btownmeggy on Thu Aug 09, 2007 8:10 am

Dinosaurs are one of Satan's tricks.
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Re: Another question for the religious types

Postby Nephilim on Thu Aug 09, 2007 8:47 am

Dancing Mustard wrote:If God spent time and effort inventing dinosaurs and then put them on this earth; why did he choose to wipe them out with a massive meteorite shortly after?


why did he create online forums when people like you exist?
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Postby vtmarik on Thu Aug 09, 2007 10:21 am

Skittles! wrote:
kalishnikov wrote:
Huckleberryhound wrote:You see there were two dinosaurs - Godzilla, and Hillary, and the lived in this paradise called "Japan". But God did say unto them "you can stay here, but don't eat the Iguanadon on the hill up there"

Now this was an early experiment, so free will was not an option, just animal instinct, so Godzilla Ate Hillary, the iguanadons, and half a family sized bag of cheetos. And god did say unto Godzilla "take this ya greedy prick", and launched a meteor at him and killed his jurasic ass.

I hear it was all a clerical error. Some pen pusher called Gabriel, nasty buisnes, never really go tover getting fired :P


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