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Wayne wrote:Wow, with a voice like that Dancing Mustard must get all the babes!
Garth wrote:Yeah, I bet he's totally studly and buff.
Wayne wrote:Wow, with a voice like that Dancing Mustard must get all the babes!
Garth wrote:Yeah, I bet he's totally studly and buff.
Dancing Mustard wrote:But god is perfect and all loving. What need would a perfect being have for experiments? How could an all loving being be so cruel to his own creations? How could such a being manufacture life simply for the purpose of destroying it?
My poor mind is still confused...
kwanton wrote:He wiped them out because they were having sexual relations en masse before they got married. And that's a sin.
Any other questions?
Wayne wrote:Wow, with a voice like that Dancing Mustard must get all the babes!
Garth wrote:Yeah, I bet he's totally studly and buff.
Are you saying that God is retarded?umanouski wrote:dont forget, death is only the beginning.
Besides, God does not interfere much. Possibly he blinked when it hit?
Wayne wrote:Wow, with a voice like that Dancing Mustard must get all the babes!
Garth wrote:Yeah, I bet he's totally studly and buff.
Dancing Mustard wrote:kwanton wrote:He wiped them out because they were having sexual relations en masse before they got married. And that's a sin.
Any other questions?
Then why hasn't he wiped out the Bonobo Chimp of Southern Africa already?
Dancing Mustard wrote:If God spent time and effort inventing dinosaurs and then put them on this earth; why did he choose to wipe them out with a massive meteorite shortly after?
Dancing Mustard wrote:If God spent time and effort inventing dinosaurs and then put them on this earth; why did he choose to wipe them out with a massive meteorite shortly after?
Dancing Mustard wrote:If God spent time and effort inventing dinosaurs and then put them on this earth; why did he choose to wipe them out with a massive meteorite shortly after?
Dancing Mustard wrote:If God spent time and effort inventing dinosaurs and then put them on this earth; why did he choose to wipe them out with a massive meteorite shortly after?
Huckleberryhound wrote:You see there were two dinosaurs - Godzilla, and Hillary, and the lived in this paradise called "Japan". But God did say unto them "you can stay here, but don't eat the Iguanadon on the hill up there"
Now this was an early experiment, so free will was not an option, just animal instinct, so Godzilla Ate Hillary, the iguanadons, and half a family sized bag of cheetos. And god did say unto Godzilla "take this ya greedy prick", and launched a meteor at him and killed his jurasic ass.
I hear it was all a clerical error. Some pen pusher called Gabriel, nasty buisnes, never really go tover getting fired
kalishnikov wrote:Huckleberryhound wrote:You see there were two dinosaurs - Godzilla, and Hillary, and the lived in this paradise called "Japan". But God did say unto them "you can stay here, but don't eat the Iguanadon on the hill up there"
Now this was an early experiment, so free will was not an option, just animal instinct, so Godzilla Ate Hillary, the iguanadons, and half a family sized bag of cheetos. And god did say unto Godzilla "take this ya greedy prick", and launched a meteor at him and killed his jurasic ass.
I hear it was all a clerical error. Some pen pusher called Gabriel, nasty buisnes, never really go tover getting fired
I wish this post was shorter so I could put it in my sig.
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CrazyAnglican wrote:That being said, why does the fact that everything dies (in the temporary earthly sense) take anything away from the goodness of God who gave them that life in the first place. Let's say I give you a cheeseburger, and you eat it. Am I evil for giving you something that isn't permanent, or am I a nice guy who bought you a cheeseburger? You seem to think I'm evil; I tend to think I'm a nice guy
Wayne wrote:Wow, with a voice like that Dancing Mustard must get all the babes!
Garth wrote:Yeah, I bet he's totally studly and buff.
muy_thaiguy wrote:Back to the 1st quote, the dinosaurs were around for 150 million years, not exactly a short time you know. As for him being kind and merciful, only when you follow his teachings. The plagues of Egypt are a good example of this, as is Sodom and Gamura (not to sure on the spelling there).
Dancing Mustard wrote:If God spent time and effort inventing dinosaurs and then put them on this earth; why did he choose to wipe them out with a massive meteorite shortly after?
Skittles! wrote:kalishnikov wrote:Huckleberryhound wrote:You see there were two dinosaurs - Godzilla, and Hillary, and the lived in this paradise called "Japan". But God did say unto them "you can stay here, but don't eat the Iguanadon on the hill up there"
Now this was an early experiment, so free will was not an option, just animal instinct, so Godzilla Ate Hillary, the iguanadons, and half a family sized bag of cheetos. And god did say unto Godzilla "take this ya greedy prick", and launched a meteor at him and killed his jurasic ass.
I hear it was all a clerical error. Some pen pusher called Gabriel, nasty buisnes, never really go tover getting fired
I wish this post was shorter so I could put it in my sig.
Same here.. Same here.
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