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Postby wicked on Tue Aug 07, 2007 3:32 pm

Minister Masket wrote:But that way, you miss out the fun of being a spaz beforehand!
I think that's rather pointless in my professional opinion.


And you're a professional what?
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Postby 0ojakeo0 on Tue Aug 07, 2007 3:34 pm

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Postby diddle on Tue Aug 07, 2007 3:35 pm

i know a good way to piss off the mods.......when registering, give yourself a name like "0ojakeo0"

Well, it sure pisses me off
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Postby Blastshot on Tue Aug 07, 2007 3:36 pm

easy, make 500 different accounts that r like "CCSUCKS1111" AND/OR make 60 different threads on the same thing, PM everyone online, and post gay porn everywhere for the mods to look at.

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Disclaimer: If you get banned for doing what has been posted, i am not laible for sueing,hasseling, or all round flaming. Also, i cannot be resposible if MODS get horny and start humping neighbors,cats,dogs, and/or computer.I reserve the right to laugh my ass off if any of these things occur. !YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!
Also, this is a joke.Do not ban me :)
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Postby kwanton on Tue Aug 07, 2007 3:38 pm

Way to piss off the mods eh?

Step 1: Take off pants.

Step 2: Show up at each of their respective places of residence.

Step 3: Start humping things indiscriminantly.

Optional Step: Put pants back on.

That'll probably piss em off. 'Cept for maybe wicked. She likes odd characters showing up to her place and humping things :wink:
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Postby Blastshot on Tue Aug 07, 2007 3:40 pm

kwanton wrote:Way to piss off the mods eh?

Step 1: Take off pants.

Step 2: Show up at each of their respective places of residence.

Step 3: Start humping things indiscriminantly.

Optional Step: Put pants back on.

That'll probably piss em off. 'Cept for maybe wicked. She likes odd characters showing up to her place and humping things :wink:

You wont need to go to AKs house, he'll come to you.
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Postby wicked on Tue Aug 07, 2007 3:44 pm

You know what would really piss us off? If we had nothing to moderate. What would we do then? We couldn't feel our all powerful band sticks cracking over your skulls. Woe is me, please don't stop posting, it'll really kill me.... :cry:
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Postby misterman10 on Tue Aug 07, 2007 3:46 pm

wicked wrote:You know what would really piss us off? If we had nothing to moderate. What would we do then? We couldn't feel our all powerful band sticks cracking over your skulls. Woe is me, please don't stop posting, it'll really kill me.... :cry:


Don't try to use that reverse psychology on me
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Postby diddle on Tue Aug 07, 2007 3:47 pm

wicked wrote:You know what would really piss us off? If we had nothing to moderate. What would we do then? We couldn't feel our all powerful band sticks cracking over your skulls. Woe is me, please don't stop posting, it'll really kill me.... :cry:


for somebody who thrives off pain and suffering that sounds believeable
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Postby clapper011 on Tue Aug 07, 2007 3:49 pm

wicked wrote:You know what would really piss us off? If we had nothing to moderate. What would we do then? We couldn't feel our all powerful band sticks cracking over your skulls. Woe is me, please don't stop posting, it'll really kill me.... :cry:
lmao almost worked
I think...
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Postby heavycola on Tue Aug 07, 2007 6:35 pm

i hate christians. And jews. And liberals. And canadians. And mods. GFY.
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Postby Kaplowitz on Tue Aug 07, 2007 6:52 pm

one of the mods could make add mod smilies. little pictures of their usual avatars.
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Postby misterman10 on Tue Aug 07, 2007 10:28 pm

heavycola wrote:i hate christians. And jews. And liberals. And canadians. And mods. GFY.


why dont you take the keyboard you used to type that and SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS

PS: have a nice day
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Postby Minister Masket on Wed Aug 08, 2007 4:59 am

wicked wrote:
Minister Masket wrote:But that way, you miss out the fun of being a spaz beforehand!
I think that's rather pointless in my professional opinion.


And you're a professional what?

I'm a professional many things:

Risk Player
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Piano player
Reader
Video Gamer

Plus many more!
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Postby Skittles! on Wed Aug 08, 2007 6:01 am

Minister Masket wrote:
wicked wrote:
Minister Masket wrote:But that way, you miss out the fun of being a spaz beforehand!
I think that's rather pointless in my professional opinion.


And you're a professional what?

I'm a professional many things:

Risk Player
Egotistical Optimist
Piano player
Reader
Video Gamer

Plus many more!

Since when could people become a professional reader? I wana be one!
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Postby Syzygy on Wed Aug 08, 2007 6:30 am

heavycola wrote:i hate christians. And jews. And liberals. And canadians. And mods. GFY.


I don't disciminate. I hate everyone equally.
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Postby Skittles! on Wed Aug 08, 2007 6:31 am

Syzygy wrote:
heavycola wrote:i hate christians. And jews. And liberals. And canadians. And mods. GFY.


I don't disciminate. I hate everyone equally.

Wowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww, we could be twins.
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Postby Minister Masket on Wed Aug 08, 2007 8:28 am

Syzygy wrote:
heavycola wrote:i hate christians. And jews. And liberals. And canadians. And mods. GFY.


I don't disciminate. I hate everyone equally.
That's a bad mis-quote.
The REAL line goes:
"I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally."
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Postby heavycola on Wed Aug 08, 2007 11:03 am

Syzygy wrote:
heavycola wrote:i hate christians. And jews. And liberals. And canadians. And mods. GFY.


I don't disciminate. I hate everyone equally.


Wel, it worked. I got told off in a PM. Can any of you part-timers beat that?
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Postby wicked on Wed Aug 08, 2007 12:14 pm

I doubt anyone else would be dumb enough to risk a ban now, would they?

hmm.. or maybe they would. perhaps I need to make an example out of heavycola.... :-k what do you guys think???
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Postby vtmarik on Wed Aug 08, 2007 12:17 pm

wicked wrote:I doubt anyone else would be dumb enough to risk a ban now, would they?

hmm.. or maybe they would. perhaps I need to make an example out of heavycola.... :-k what do you guys think???


I don't know, is it racism if all races are hated equally? I don't think that hating your species is punishable under the current rules.
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Postby wicked on Wed Aug 08, 2007 12:23 pm

hmm, good point. but he didn't say he hated humans. (talking about heavycola)
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Postby vtmarik on Wed Aug 08, 2007 12:27 pm

wicked wrote:hmm, good point. but he didn't say he hated humans. (talking about heavycola)


True. Perhaps one should consider precedent. If all are treated equally (good or bad) then there is no prejudice.

I guess it's your call at that point.
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Postby MeDeFe on Wed Aug 08, 2007 12:30 pm

Blastshot wrote:Disclaimer: If you get banned for doing what has been posted, i am liable for sueing,hasseling, or all round flaming. Also, i cannot be responsible if MODS get horny and start humping neighbors, cats, dogs, and/or computers. I reserve the right to laugh my ass off if any of these things occur. !YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!
Also, this is not a joke. Do ban me :)


There, corrected your typos.
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Postby bedub1 on Wed Aug 08, 2007 12:31 pm

I found the coolest thread on page 72 of The Clubhouse...it was all the way at the bottom...i just had to respond...
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