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Well, she changed her tune

Postby JoeBeevers on Mon Jul 30, 2007 3:07 pm

I know I have a lot of admirers, but this is a first.
I will think about it Amanda...


From: s.xkitten
To: JoeBeevers
Posted: 30th July 2007 10:35
Subject: Hey babe

Sorry for abusing you Joe in all your threads. The truth is I think I love you.
I have a weakness for strong, tall, muscled men and you fit the bill!
I am on vacation shortly and am definitly flying to England, I want to meet you for sure!
Will you take me to a hotel Joe? I am mad about you

Yours forever
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Postby hecter on Mon Jul 30, 2007 3:09 pm

How long has s.xkittens name been Amanda? :?
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Postby misterman10 on Mon Jul 30, 2007 3:10 pm

=D> =D> =D>
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Postby willis on Mon Jul 30, 2007 3:10 pm

hecter wrote:How long has s.xkittens name been Amanda? :?
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby static_ice on Mon Jul 30, 2007 3:18 pm

:lol: nice try Josephina
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Postby The1exile on Mon Jul 30, 2007 3:18 pm

hecter wrote:How long has s.xkittens name been Amanda? :?


Never. that's stache hag you want.
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Postby JoeBeevers on Mon Jul 30, 2007 3:19 pm

You lot don`t like it up you.
I should have posted a PM from the Queen
Anyway, like s.kitten I`m leaving.
90% of you have the humour of a housebrick.
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Postby static_ice on Mon Jul 30, 2007 3:22 pm

JoeBeevers wrote:You lot don`t like it up you.
I should have posted a PM from the Queen
Anyway, like s.kitten I`m leaving.
90% of you have the humour of a housebrick.
Slags.


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Postby kwanton on Mon Jul 30, 2007 3:22 pm

JoeBeevers wrote:You lot don`t like it up you.
I should have posted a PM from the Queen
Anyway, like s.kitten I`m leaving.
90% of you have the humour of a housebrick.
Slags.


YAY!

Actually 90% of us have the sense to discern annoying idiots from people who are actually funny. (You're the former if your too thick to realize). Bye joe. Never come back!
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Postby The1exile on Mon Jul 30, 2007 3:23 pm

static_ice wrote:
JoeBeevers wrote:You lot don`t like it up you.
I should have posted a PM from the Queen
Anyway, like s.kitten I`m leaving.
90% of you have the humour of a housebrick.
Slags.


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Postby Fircoal on Mon Jul 30, 2007 3:23 pm

kwanton wrote:
JoeBeevers wrote:You lot don`t like it up you.
I should have posted a PM from the Queen
Anyway, like s.kitten I`m leaving.
90% of you have the humour of a housebrick.
Slags.


YAY!

Actually 90% of us have the sense to discern annoying idiots from people who are actually funny. (You're the former if your too thick to realize). Bye joe. Never come back!


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Postby static_ice on Mon Jul 30, 2007 3:23 pm

The1exile wrote:
static_ice wrote:
JoeBeevers wrote:You lot don`t like it up you.
I should have posted a PM from the Queen
Anyway, like s.kitten I`m leaving.
90% of you have the humour of a housebrick.
Slags.


"all in all you're just another brick in the wall"


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ayup :)
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Postby hecter on Mon Jul 30, 2007 3:24 pm

Good riddance. You're not even important enough to talk in underline, like me. Talking in bold just makes you seem like an attention whore, instead of important. Underline means every word is important, and to pay attention. I have a big penis. Look at my big penis. Girls go crazy over me. I have to get my time traveling goons to beat them off, so I can get my Queen Indoors to make me some Escargot, which I wash down with a glass of red wine from the past, that my goons send me. Louis the Mime is there too. He loves red wine. I have a big penis. Absolutely enormous. You just sell Bensons. I make them. I own several Benson factories. I am hecter. I have an obscenely large penis.
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Postby sam_levi_11 on Mon Jul 30, 2007 3:25 pm

as much as i dont like you...ill miss laughing at your storys, cya joe
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Postby sam_levi_11 on Mon Jul 30, 2007 3:26 pm

hecter wrote:Good riddance. You're not even important enough to talk in underline, like me. Talking in bold just makes you seem like an attention , instead of important. Underline means every word is important, and to pay attention. I have a big . Look at my big . s go crazy over me. I have to get my time traveling goons to beat them off, so I can get my Queen Indoors to make me some Escargot, which I wash down with a glass of red wine from the past, that my goons send me. Louis the Mime is there too. He loves red wine. I have a big . Absolutely enormous. You just sell Bensons. I make them. I own several Benson factories. I am hecter. I have an ly large .


and ill testify its massive
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Postby griffin_slayer on Mon Jul 30, 2007 3:34 pm

sam_levi_11 wrote:
hecter wrote:Good riddance. You're not even important enough to talk in underline, like me. Talking in bold just makes you seem like an attention , instead of important. Underline means every word is important, and to pay attention. I have a big . Look at my big . s go crazy over me. I have to get my time traveling goons to beat them off, so I can get my Queen Indoors to make me some Escargot, which I wash down with a glass of red wine from the past, that my goons send me. Louis the Mime is there too. He loves red wine. I have a big . Absolutely enormous. You just sell Bensons. I make them. I own several Benson factories. I am hecter. I have an ly large .


and ill testify its massive


you two are disgusting.
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Postby willis on Mon Jul 30, 2007 3:37 pm

JoeBeevers wrote:You lot don`t like it up you.
I should have posted a PM from the Queen
Anyway, like s.kitten I`m leaving.
90% of you have the humour of a housebrick.
Slags.
But what about the "takeover"
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Postby The1exile on Mon Jul 30, 2007 3:38 pm

willis wrote:
JoeBeevers wrote:You lot don`t like it up you.
I should have posted a PM from the Queen
Anyway, like s.kitten I`m leaving.
90% of you have the humour of a housebrick.
Slags.
But what about the "takeover"

It's not real. Like Johnny Depp.
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Postby sam_levi_11 on Mon Jul 30, 2007 3:38 pm

griffin_slayer wrote:
sam_levi_11 wrote:
hecter wrote:Good riddance. You're not even important enough to talk in underline, like me. Talking in bold just makes you seem like an attention , instead of important. Underline means every word is important, and to pay attention. I have a big . Look at my big . s go crazy over me. I have to get my time traveling goons to beat them off, so I can get my Queen Indoors to make me some Escargot, which I wash down with a glass of red wine from the past, that my goons send me. Louis the Mime is there too. He loves red wine. I have a big . Absolutely enormous. You just sell Bensons. I make them. I own several Benson factories. I am hecter. I have an ly large .


and ill testify its massive


you two are disgusting.


thank you very much
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Postby wicked on Mon Jul 30, 2007 3:40 pm

wow hecter. how humiliating it must be to never be original. whose coattails are you going to ride now?
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Postby The1exile on Mon Jul 30, 2007 3:41 pm

wicked wrote:wow hecter. how humiliating it must be to never be original. whose coattails are you going to ride now?


humiliating never to be original? hardly anyone is ever truly original. Also imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.
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Postby Jenos Ridan on Mon Jul 30, 2007 3:42 pm

griffin_slayer wrote:
sam_levi_11 wrote:
hecter wrote:Good riddance. You're not even important enough to talk in underline, like me. Talking in bold just makes you seem like an attention , instead of important. Underline means every word is important, and to pay attention. I have a big . Look at my big . s go crazy over me. I have to get my time traveling goons to beat them off, so I can get my Queen Indoors to make me some Escargot, which I wash down with a glass of red wine from the past, that my goons send me. Louis the Mime is there too. He loves red wine. I have a big . Absolutely enormous. You just sell Bensons. I make them. I own several Benson factories. I am hecter. I have an ly large .


and ill testify its massive


you two are disgusting.


I agree, but so stupid-funny it's funny.
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Postby static_ice on Mon Jul 30, 2007 3:42 pm

The1exile wrote:
wicked wrote:wow hecter. how humiliating it must be to never be original. whose coattails are you going to ride now?


humiliating never to be original? hardly anyone is ever truly original. Also imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.


imitation is also known as suicide but you have a point with the first part :)
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Postby willis on Mon Jul 30, 2007 3:43 pm

The1exile wrote:
willis wrote:
JoeBeevers wrote:You lot don`t like it up you.
I should have posted a PM from the Queen
Anyway, like s.kitten I`m leaving.
90% of you have the humour of a housebrick.
Slags.
But what about the "takeover"

It's not real. Like Johnny Depp.
:shock: What??!?! No, you are a liar.....LIAR
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Postby sam_levi_11 on Mon Jul 30, 2007 3:45 pm

Jenos Ridan wrote:
griffin_slayer wrote:
sam_levi_11 wrote:
hecter wrote:Good riddance. You're not even important enough to talk in underline, like me. Talking in bold just makes you seem like an attention , instead of important. Underline means every word is important, and to pay attention. I have a big . Look at my big . s go crazy over me. I have to get my time traveling goons to beat them off, so I can get my Queen Indoors to make me some Escargot, which I wash down with a glass of red wine from the past, that my goons send me. Louis the Mime is there too. He loves red wine. I have a big . Absolutely enormous. You just sell Bensons. I make them. I own several Benson factories. I am hecter. I have an ly large .


and ill testify its massive


you two are disgusting.


I agree, but so stupid-funny it's funny.


see, people agree me saying iv seen him and him saying he has a massive knob is funny
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