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static_ice wrote:Skittles! wrote:I like this guy ;]
yeah he is a tasty slice of noobcake
KraphtOne wrote:when you sign up a new account one of the check boxes should be "do you want to foe colton24 (it is highly recommended) "
saxitoxin wrote:Serbia is a RUDE DUDE
may not be a PRUDE, but he's gotta 'TUDE
might not be LEWD, but he's gonna get BOOED
RUDE
Serbia wrote:You're all out just to prove me wrong. How exactly isn't this locked yet? What's AK up to? Is he growing lax in his old age? Has Vincent M posted here yet? Maybe that's why it's not locked yet. Anyway, have a mega sized BOOYAH to celebrate.
Emperor Skippy wrote:And to aid me in my quest, I have called upon the greatest champion in the world to... well... aid me in my... quest. You know...
But hold on to your seats as I tell you who is aiding me in... my quest.
I mean, it's a shocker. For I speak of none other than...
MY BIG TOE!!!!!!!
Yes, I said it and I'll say it again. My Big Toe.
Some people don't realize just how powerful the Big Toe is, but the Big Toe is a powerful being and all must pay homage to him. The Big Toe makes all of the other toes his b!tch, and even combined, the lesser toes cannot overpower the Big Toe. Even the fingers are helpless against the Big Toe, including the Thumb, which many people believe to be the most powerful of all digits, but it is not so.
The Big Toe is also very sexy, and no one can defy his charms. The Big Toe is like Don Juan and Casanova rolled into one, and baby, with mojo like that, you are helpless. Many a weekend the Big Toe spends his nights with many women, and his wild orgies have been known to rival those of Caligula.
The Big Toe also believes in cleanliness. While the other toes wallow away in their filth, the Big Toe can be seen looking sharp.
He's a suave character, and no one can match his coolness. The Big Toe uses his class, aside from picking up women, which we previously mentioned, but also to show the world how the truly gifted live. Yes, the Big Toe enjoys flaunting his wealth and power and can be seen driving one of his hundreds of sports cars around the world.
The Big Toe has two Rules. The first Rule is that the Big Toe is Boss and is never wrong. The second Rule is that if the Big Toe is wrong, see Rule One.
The Big Toe is almost Super Human, and has one of the most powerful abilities that no man can match. He has the power to find furniture in the dark. This power has, not only saved hundreds of lifes from simple of accidents in the home, but, as a consequence, has caused dozens of wars because of it's almost Godlike power.
Skittles! wrote:static_ice wrote:Skittles! wrote:I like this guy ;]
yeah he is a tasty slice of noobcake
Shut up BlueBerry past-time
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