When Her Indoors is away...

[JoeBeevers]

Then Joe will play.

This morning at 7am her indoors went to stay with her mate Cindy for 2 days. I told her to make sure my shirts were ironed and she drove off.
I laid in bed for a bit and decided to get up.
I ordered in a breakfast of a large Doner kebab with chilli sauce, I washed it down with 18 bottles of Tuborg lager.
I then watched a few DVDs, "Nil By Mouth" and "Scum", looked at the clock and it read 12.30pm.
I decided to take a walk outside to the newsagents to get a paper and some drink.
As I left the house a girl came up to me, she said "Wow I love your suit mister"
I grinned and said "Its the best suit ever darlin`, £800 from Gieves of Saville Row"
She looked impressed and flicked her hair, I knew she wanted a bit of Joe.
"Fancy a bit of dinner love?" I asked her
"Sure, by the way I`m Claire, I`m 18 and live in Hackney" she said
"I`m Joe, Joe Beevers" I said
She smiled and took my hand, "I know a nice little eatery love, its expensive but my wallet is deep" I said
We walked down the High Street, just down a little lane off it is a nice little place called "Teddys"
I opened the door of Teddys, the girl at the reception knows me well.
"Mr Beevers Sir, table for two?" she asked
"Yeah" I answered.
We sat down, I ordered the Lobster, Claire ordered the Salmon.
After the meal I sat back and smoked a Benson, Claire looked at me and said "Back to yours Joe?"
"Yeah" I answered
So, to cut a long story short Claire is now taking a shower in my en suite.
And I also took a picture of Claire in Teddys just as she finished her meal.
Its going to be a good night...

Claire--She enjoyed her Lunch, and enjoyed Joe this afternoon...

[static_ice]

what kind of crappy picture quality is that? can't you afford a better camera with all those illegal condoms you're selling?

[misterman10]

go away joe beevers

[Serbia]

Aw, how sweet.

Don't forget to ban me Joe. Remember the name, SERBIA.

Ban away come August 1, Joey boy.

[JoeBeevers]

what kind of crappy picture quality is that? can't you afford a better camera with all those illegal condoms you're selling?

Her indoors normally sorts all my pictures out.
I just took it with my camera and uploaded it.
It was a bit dark in Teddys and I forgot to use the flash.
Anyway, I imagine a lot of people will now be jealous of me Joe Beevers

[willis]

She has AIDS, RUN JOE RUN, BEFORE YOU DIE!!!!!!!!

[JoeBeevers]

Aw, how sweet.

Don't forget to ban me Joe. Remember the name, SERBIA.

Ban away come August 1, Joey boy.

Yeah, you will be permabanned you Slag.
I`ll personally drop the switch on you Pal

[Serbia]

Aw, how sweet.

Don't forget to ban me Joe. Remember the name, SERBIA.

Ban away come August 1, Joey boy.

Yeah, you will be permabanned you Slag.
I`ll personally drop the switch on you Pal

I'm way excited. Always wanted to kill me a Brit.

BTW, it doesn't look dark there in Teddy's. Perhaps you should remove the sun glasses, nonce.

[Minister Masket]

Forget the girl, who's that dish in the backround!

[willis]

Aw, how sweet.

Don't forget to ban me Joe. Remember the name, SERBIA.

Ban away come August 1, Joey boy.

Yeah, you will be permabanned you Slag.
I`ll personally drop the switch on you Pal

Might as well also ban me while you're at it

[JoeBeevers]

Aw, how sweet.

Don't forget to ban me Joe. Remember the name, SERBIA.

Ban away come August 1, Joey boy.

Yeah, you will be permabanned you Slag.
I`ll personally drop the switch on you Pal

I'm way excited. Always wanted to kill me a Brit.

BTW, it doesn't look dark there in Teddy's. Perhaps you should remove the sun glasses, nonce.

I always wear sunglasses indoors.
When its midnight I wear them when I walk down the street.
The other night it was 2am, I was walking along Hendon High Street in my business suit and sunglasses, a group of lads walked by all scared as hell. They were intimidated of me wearing my cool shades

[JoeBeevers]

Aw, how sweet.

Don't forget to ban me Joe. Remember the name, SERBIA.

Ban away come August 1, Joey boy.

Yeah, you will be permabanned you Slag.
I`ll personally drop the switch on you Pal

Might as well also ban me while you're at it

Done, I`ll tell Genial George to do it.
Don`t worry, you wont feel a thing...

[n8freeman]

Forget the girl, who's that dish in the backround!

im with u MM

yuuummmy

[The1exile]

They were intimidated of me wearing my cool shades

[size=0]that's laughing at you, not with you[/size]

[Minister Masket]

Aw, how sweet.

Don't forget to ban me Joe. Remember the name, SERBIA.

Ban away come August 1, Joey boy.

Yeah, you will be permabanned you Slag.
I`ll personally drop the switch on you Pal

Might as well also ban me while you're at it

Don`t worry, you wont feel a thing...

D'oh! That's what they all say...

[cena-rules]

Aw, how sweet.

Don't forget to ban me Joe. Remember the name, SERBIA.

Ban away come August 1, Joey boy.

Yeah, you will be permabanned you Slag.
I`ll personally drop the switch on you Pal

Might as well also ban me while you're at it

and me

[willis]

Aw, how sweet.

Don't forget to ban me Joe. Remember the name, SERBIA.

Ban away come August 1, Joey boy.

Yeah, you will be permabanned you Slag.
I`ll personally drop the switch on you Pal

Might as well also ban me while you're at it

Done, I`ll tell Genial George to do it.
Don`t worry, you wont feel a thing...

But I like the pain...

[Serbia]

August 1, the day all of CC gets banned. Except the lap dog Rev. Kyle.

[static_ice]

what kind of crappy picture quality is that? can't you afford a better camera with all those illegal condoms you're selling?

Her indoors normally sorts all my pictures out.
I just took it with my camera and uploaded it.
It was a bit dark in Teddys and I forgot to use the flash.
Anyway, I imagine a lot of people will now be jealous of me Joe Beevers

really? and the master of all things doesn't know how to photoshop?

also why does that picture come from a photobucket account named "reggie_k"?



is there a Reggie the Cameraman as one of your goons?

[JoeBeevers]

Claire is now standing beside me, I told her to go make me supper and get me a drink.
She did as she was told.
I might get her to hoover up and dust all the furniture in a minute...

[willis]

ewwwww. Static uses IE

[static_ice]

ewwwww. Static uses IE

meh I'm working on it...

joe answer the damn questions

[JoeBeevers]

ewwwww. Static uses IE

meh I'm working on it...

joe answer the damn questions

Joe Beevers name was taken, I used ReggieK cos he`s one of my heroes. Ok Pal? nosey Nonce

[cena-rules]

am I being a mod when you take over or am I being banned?

[Norse]

I ain't being funny joe, but I just for the sake of it...

The URL that you uploaded that picture from was from 'my photo-bucket' under the name of 'reggie_K'...

Are you sure that you are not just reggie...ie. joeBeevers mate takin the piss out of him..

seems to me like you are a 2-tongued grassin salg