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My New Job

Postby nmhunate on Sat Jul 28, 2007 4:27 pm

So I just graduated College and got my first real job. I think that its a pretty good job with excellent benefits. I get paid about 35,000 a year, Which is really good for a starting accountant, espically when you take into account the depressed market in Albuquerque, New Mexico.

The benefits include: 4 weeks paid vacation a year, my vision, dental and $250,000 life insurance premiums are paid out right. they pay 80% of medical premiums so my payment a month is about $50. Ten paid holidays a year, and they contribute 3% of my income into my 401 (k) plan each year without any effort on my part.

But thats not all! Once of the cooler benefits of the job is the Keg of Beer that is in the back room. Thats right, an actual keg of beer. They also pay a lady to some in twice a week to give back massages too. And a free gym membership too.

I think I hit the jackpot with my first real professional job.[/u]
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Postby s.xkitten on Sat Jul 28, 2007 4:29 pm

damn... :shock:
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Postby The1exile on Sat Jul 28, 2007 4:31 pm

Nice!
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Postby Aegnor on Sat Jul 28, 2007 4:31 pm

Congrats buddy, patience has payed off :)
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Postby hecter on Sat Jul 28, 2007 4:36 pm

Now find one for AD :D
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Postby misterman10 on Sat Jul 28, 2007 4:39 pm

Albuquerque is the shit...

not really, its the most boring place ever
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Postby chessplaya on Sat Jul 28, 2007 4:39 pm

Congrats
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Postby misterman10 on Sat Jul 28, 2007 4:41 pm

oh yeah, i forgot,

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Postby Anarkistsdream on Sat Jul 28, 2007 4:43 pm

Good luck, bro! Accountant... Numbers..... Yuck.
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Postby Norse on Sat Jul 28, 2007 4:45 pm

sounds pretty good to me mate.


Just so that I can get this into perspective...how much would you pay for a decent flat/2 bedroomed house in albuquerque?

I only ask this, as currently I am on 25K pounds (equiv 50k bucks), but I'm finding it difficult to get onto the property ladder where I live.
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Postby muy_thaiguy on Sat Jul 28, 2007 5:09 pm

That sounds awesome! Bravo!
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Re: My New Job

Postby Stopper on Sat Jul 28, 2007 7:15 pm

nmhunate wrote: They also pay a lady to some in twice a week to give back massages too.


OK. Would your firm take an English-qualified chartered accountant, by any chance?
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Re: My New Job

Postby hecter on Sat Jul 28, 2007 7:18 pm

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nmhunate wrote: They also pay a lady to some in twice a week to give back massages too.


OK. Would your firm take an English-qualified chartered accountant, by any chance?

nmhunate wrote:Once of the cooler benefits of the job is the Keg of Beer that is in the back room. Thats right, an actual keg of beer.

Or how about some random Canadian kid?
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Postby misterman10 on Sat Jul 28, 2007 7:18 pm

hecter wrote:Or how about some random Canadian kid?

Stopper wrote:[OK. Would your firm take an English-qualified chartered accountant, by any chance?

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OOOOOOO

lost of people are coming to my city :D
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Postby Aegnor on Sat Jul 28, 2007 7:19 pm

Or how about a 3 legged double horned ventriloquists pink elephant?
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Postby btownmeggy on Sat Jul 28, 2007 7:31 pm

Norse wrote:Just so that I can get this into perspective...how much would you pay for a decent flat/2 bedroomed house in albuquerque?


Quite inexpensive. $75,000-$100,000 for a nice 2 bedroom apartment, I'd reckon.
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Postby misterman10 on Sat Jul 28, 2007 7:32 pm

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Norse wrote:Just so that I can get this into perspective...how much would you pay for a decent flat/2 bedroomed house in albuquerque?


Quite inexpensive. $75,000-$100,000 for a nice 2 bedroom apartment, I'd reckon.


You dont even live here, but thats probably right anyways
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Postby btownmeggy on Sat Jul 28, 2007 7:44 pm

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Norse wrote:Just so that I can get this into perspective...how much would you pay for a decent flat/2 bedroomed house in albuquerque?


Quite inexpensive. $75,000-$100,000 for a nice 2 bedroom apartment, I'd reckon.


You dont even live here, but thats probably right anyways


I'm very familiar with Albuquerque. And housing prices.
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Postby Norse on Sat Jul 28, 2007 8:15 pm

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Norse wrote:Just so that I can get this into perspective...how much would you pay for a decent flat/2 bedroomed house in albuquerque?


Quite inexpensive. $75,000-$100,000 for a nice 2 bedroom apartment, I'd reckon.


You dont even live here, but thats probably right anyways


I'm very familiar with Albuquerque. And housing prices.


See, that is reasonable.


35k wage, 100k for a decent house. That seems like a good balance to me..
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Postby nmhunate on Sat Jul 28, 2007 8:35 pm

The problem with the 100k houses around here is that they are pretty far from the city. In the city you can probably find one for about 150-200k. which is honestly really decent. To rent a 2 bedroom apartment would be about 700 to 1000 a month, depending on location. But once again realize that Albuquerque is a depressed market, wages and costs are lower here than most major cities.

Albuquerque is okay, the climate is nice but there is shit to do here. And the people are stupid and are horrible drivers. The thing I hate the most about people around here is that they think that Albuquerque is the greatest town in the world. That there is no better place. People who have spent their entire lives here in the city and never left and don't want to.

Albuquerque would be a nice place to retire, though.
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Postby misterman10 on Sat Jul 28, 2007 8:38 pm

nmhunate wrote:Albuquerque is okay, the climate is nice but there is shit to do here. And the people are stupid and are horrible drivers. The thing I hate the most about people around here is that they think that Albuquerque is the greatest town in the world. That there is no better place. People who have spent their entire lives here in the city and never left and don't want to.

Albuquerque would be a nice place to retire, though.


misterman10 wrote:Albuquerque is the shit...

not really, its the most boring place ever


How are we stupid, but yes the drivers here SUCK ASS
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Postby nmhunate on Sat Jul 28, 2007 9:39 pm

People in ABQ are stupid because they think that Albuquerque is the bees knees.
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Postby reverend_kyle on Sun Jul 29, 2007 5:10 am

I'm coming, tell your boss.

I loved new mexico, especially Albuquerque.

and those damn sideways stop lights make me smile.
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Postby unriggable on Sun Jul 29, 2007 5:18 am

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Postby DirtyDishSoap on Sun Jul 29, 2007 5:37 am

Ive been out working at some farm for about a month and a half now...no idea what i earn a year but i get $10 an hour so no complaints here :lol:
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