Harry Potter spoiler.

by **reverend_kyle** on Sat Jul 21, 2007 5:04 am

So what happens?

by **mr. incrediball** on Sat Jul 21, 2007 5:05 am

movie or book?

by **reverend_kyle** on Sat Jul 21, 2007 5:08 am

book, if you've read the book you know what happens in the movie. and I have read the book.

by **mr. incrediball** on Sat Jul 21, 2007 5:08 am

wait, the new book that's just come out, right?

by **reverend_kyle** on Sat Jul 21, 2007 5:23 am

yes. 4 hours is enough to make a spoiler with one person assigned a chapter and people comparing notes.

by **EvilPurpleMonkey** on Sat Jul 21, 2007 5:52 am

You could just look it up on Wikipedia like me. There was a nice summary there. Here's a spoiler Mad Eye Moody dies.

Edit: Hell, I just saw the time. What are you guys still doing up at 4 in the morning?

by **Stopper** on Sat Jul 21, 2007 6:01 am

?erutuf eht ni ”noitareneG txeN ehT :srettoP ehT“ etirw ot gninnalp gnilwoR .K.J sI :llum ot gnihtemos htiw revo dlrow eht - srotcarted dna - snaf rettoP sevael hcihW

.strawgoH ’lo doog ot yaw sih no osla si ohw ,nos rieht htiw efiw sih dna ,yoflaM ocarD ,sisemen s’yrraH espmilg syelsaeW dna srettoP eht nehw ecanem gniunitnoc fo tnih a sedulcni taht eno tub ,sey ,enecs teews A

.oguH dna esoR ,sdik rieht ot eyb-eyb gniddib era ohw ,enoimreH dna noR ,)swal-ni dna( sdneirf rieht htiw pu teem yeht noitats niart eht tA

.strawgoH ot ffo dnes ot gniraperp era yeht ohw -)stnerap desaeced s’yrraH rof deman( yliL dna semaJ ,)erodelbmuD desaeced eht rof deman( sublA - nerdlihc eerht evah yeht dnA .ynniG ot deirram si eH .evila deedni si yrraH

”.retaL sraeY neeteniN“ deltit ,eugolipe s’koob eht morf denaelg eb nac sa hcum sa tsael ta ro - ”swollaH ylhtaeD eht dna rettoP yrraH“ fo gnidne eht laever ot tuoba era eW .denraw eb tuB .no daer nehT

?gnag strawgoH eht dna ]etisbew[ rettoP yrraH ot sneppah tahw tuo dnif ot tiaw t’naC

by **chessplaya** on Sat Jul 21, 2007 6:01 am

tell me what happens??

he dies right ?!

by **Stopper** on Sat Jul 21, 2007 6:04 am

I already told you.

by **chessplaya** on Sat Jul 21, 2007 6:09 am

what the helll

how did u manage to right that !!!

i am too lazy to read it all

but read the last sentence which says : can't wait to find out what happens to harry potter and the hogwarts gang

lol

by **Stopper** on Sat Jul 21, 2007 6:12 am

chessplaya wrote:what the helll

how did u manage to right that !!!

I have magic powers, like Harry Botter.

by **reverend_kyle** on Sat Jul 21, 2007 6:12 am

you're right. I found one before wiki, but wiki said the same thing so I'll believe it.

this is it

.sdne yrots eht ,ereht dna ,taefed s'droL kraD eht ecnis truh ton sah racs s'yrraH taht delaever si tI .mret fo gninnigeb eht ta strawgoH ot nerdlihc rieht dnes ot tuoba ,ssorC s'gniK ta teem lla yehT .suiprocS deman dlihc a sah yoflaM ocarD .oguH dna esoR deman nerdlihc owt evah enoimreH dna noR dna ,strawgoH ta rosseforp ygolobreh eht semoceb mottobgnoL elliveN ,yliL dna ,sureveS sublA ,semaJ deman nerdlihc eerht evah yelsaeW ynniG dna yrraH ,strawgoH fo elttaB eht retfa )7102( sraey 91 ecalp gnikat ,eugolipe s'yrots eht nI

.lla rof dna ecno flesmih gnillik ,dnaw eht fo pihsretsam s'yrraH ot eud ,flesmih no sdnuober ti dnaw redlE eht morf esruc gnillik eht htiw yrraH sekirts tromedloV nehW .tromedloV ton ,yrraH ot dessap sah dnaw eht fo pihsretsam eht ,yoflaM gnimrasiD yb - epanS ton ,dnaW redlE eht fo retsam eurt eht saw yoflaM ocarD taht yltcerroc selbmag yrraH ,revewoH .yrraH htiw leud a ni netaeb eb tonnac eh ,dnaw redlE eht gnissesop tromedloV htiw - sddo elbissopmi htiw decaf ylgnimees si yrraH ,tromedloV htiw ecaf ot ecaf gnimmoC .tah gnitros eht morf dellup drows s'rodniffyrG gnisu elliveN yb dellik si ,xurcroh tsal eht ,inigaN .tromedloV htiw leud lanif a rof ,strawgoH edisni efil/ssensuoicsnoc ot snruter eH .yhtrow si yrraH ylno ;snosaer elbon naht ssel rof ,dlaweldnirG htiw ,swollaH eht thguos flesmih erodelbmuD srevocsid osla eH .flesmih edisni dah eh luos s'tromedloV fo trap eht deyortsed lleps eht taht gnidnif dellik eb nac tromedloV erofeb eid ot dedeen dna xurcroh lanif eht saw eh srevocsid eh ,noitats ssorC sgniK detresed a eb ot sraeppa tahw ni erodelbmuD sublA desaeced eht gniteeM .seid yllautca eh fi raelcnu si ti hguohtla ,dellik ylgnimees si dna ,tromedloV ot flesmih secifircas yrraH ,etaf sih ot dengiseR .sseldrager ,efil sih detimil gnir xurcroh eht no decalp esruc eht ;ti sdnamed noitautis eht fi mih llik ot erodelbmuD yb deksa saw epanS .rettoP yliL fo evol gnolefil sih yb detavitom ,edis s'erodelbmuD no saw epanS taht laever hcihw ,yrraH ot seiromem pu sevig epanS ,seid eh sA .mih ot rewop s'dnaw redlE eht refsnart lliw siht gniveileb ,epanS llik tromedloV ees yeht erehw ,kcahS gnikeirhS eht ot og noR dna enoimreH ,yrraH .deyortsed si ti dna tnemeriuqer fo moor eht ni medaiD s'walcnevaR sdnif yrraH ,efil s'yoflaM ocarD gnivas retfA .meht steerg mottobgnoL elliveN erehw ,strawgoH ot yawegassap terces a snepo htrofrebA .erodelbmuD htrofrebA yb devas dna sretaE htaeD yb derenroc era sdneirf dna yrraH ,edaemsgoH tA

.loohcs dlo rieht otni kaens ot yaw a dnif ot edaemsgoH ot daeh yletaidemmi oirt eht dna ,gnissim sexurcroh rehto sih sdnif tromedloV erofeb ,yletaidemmi os od ot deen yeht ,strawgoH nihtiw xurcroH eht teg ot tnaw yeht fi taht sezilaer yrraH .strawgoH nihtiw efas si ,walcnevaR fo rednuof eht fo ciler a eb ot stcepsus yrraH hcihw ,xurcroh lanif eht taht slaever yltnetrevdani tromedloV .deyortsed dna retfa thguos gnieb era yeht won gnizilaer ,sexurcroh eht fo snoitacol eht lla ffo stsil tromedloV .sthguoht sih raeh dna seye s’tromedloV morf ees nac eh ;epacse eht retfa yltrohs noisiv a sah yrraH

.sexurcroh sih tuo gnikees era yeht taht tsal gnol ta srevocsid tromedloV tub ,nogard evitpac a fo kcab eht no epacse ylworran enoimreH dna ,noR ,yrraH .drows eht htiw seelf dna ecneserp rieht syarteb koohpirG tub ,puc s’ffupelffuH ,xurcroh eht dnif dna spart eht etartenep ot eganam yehT .kaolC ytilibisivnI eht rednu ni og yrraH dna koohpirG dna ,desiugsid si noR ,egnartseL xirtalleB sa sesop enoimreH ;tluav egnartseL eht ni sexurcroh eht fo eno dnif nac yeht fi ees ot s’ttognirG ot seog puorg eht ,gninnalp evisnetxe retfA .rodniffirG cirdoG fo drows edam nilbog eht mih sreffo egnahcxe ni dna ,s’ttognirG otni kaerb ot woh tuoba koohpirG snoitseuq eh ,daetsnI .erodelbmuD ,renwo tsal sti fo bmot eht morf ti gniriuqca morf tromedloV tneverp dna yrt ot ton sesoohc dna ,dnaW redlE eht tuoba rednavillO snoitseuq yrraH .wena gninnalp nigeb sdneirf sih dna yrraH ,ybboD gniyrub retfA

.eelf yeht sa egnartseL xirtalleB yb nials si ybboD tub ,gnivirra ot esolc si tromedloV sa epacse yehT .ybboD fo pleh eht htiw enoimreH evas ot sriatspu hsur ,mih dia ot sselpleh ,yrraH dna noR .nwohs s’eh ycrem eht rof htaed ot renwo sti selgnarts ,tromedloV yb edam ,mra laicifitra s’liatmroW dna dnaw s’liatmroW yawa sekat noR .yrraH gnilgnarts stsiser liatmroW dna ,mih eudbus noR dna yrraH .srenosirp eht no kcehc ot tnes si liatmroW dna esion hcum oot edam evah yeht tub ,rednavillO dna naeD sevas ybboD .meht gnieerf ,mih pleh ot sraeppa ybboD dna pleh rof sah eh rorrim fo tnemgarf nekorb eht sksa yrraH .doogevoL anuL dna ,rekam dnaw eht rednavillO ,nilbog eht koohpirG ,samohT naeD htiw tnemesab eht ni denosirpmi era noR dna yrraH elihw ,tluav reh morf nelots neeb evah ot ti gniveileb ,drows s’rodniffirG cirdoG deriuqca ehs woh dnif ot egnartseL xirtalleB yb detagorretni dna derutrot si enoimreH ,erehT .emoh s’yoflaM suicuL ot meht gnikat ,meht erutpac dna enoimreH dna ,noR ,yrraH dnif ,eman eht dexnij gnivah ,srewollof s’tromedloV dna eman s’tromedloV syas yllatnedicca yrraH ,revewoH .gnineppah yllaer si tahw no swen sevig hcihw wonk yeht elpoep yb nur ,tsacdaorb oidar draziw eugor a otni enut ot eganam yllanif yehT .sexurcroH erom ro swollaH ylhtaeD eht gnidnif ot resolc on llits era eerht eht ,retal skeew wef A

.tromedloV taefed ot ,htaeD yb nevig stcafitra eseht ,swollaH ylhtaeD eht lla tcelloc ot deen yeht taht seveileb dna denedlobme si yrraH tub ,meht hctef ot tnes sdraziw eht morf epacse ylerab oirt ehT .reh eerf ot meht esuac dluow rettoP yrraH meht gnivig taht seveileb eh dna evitpac nekat neeb sah ,rethguad sih ,anuL ;yrtsiniM eht ot meht deyarteb sah doogevoL taht srevocsid noos tub ,deticxe yrev si dna ,kaolC ytilibisivnI eht si kaolc nwo sih taht seveileb yrraH .ega htiw deliaf reven taht kaolC ytilibisivnI na dna ,)enotS noitcerruseR eht( daed eht kcab gnirb dluoc hcihw enots a ,)dnaW redlE eht dellac( dnaw elbataebnu na – ti rof meti lacigam a deviecer dah hcae dna ,htaed detseb ohw srehtorb eerht tuoba yrots draziw dlo na dlot era enoimreH dna ,noR ,yrraH ,emoh s’doogevoL tA

.yenruoj rieht gnirud niaga dna emit pu nwohs sah hcihw lobmys a ,kram s'dlawlednirG tuoba mih ksa dna doogevoL suilihponeX ot kaeps ot :pets txen rieht derevocsid dah tub ,nruter sih dna noR htiw desaelp naht ssel si enoimreH .pmac ot nruter dna drows eht htiw xurcroH eht yortsed neht owt ehT .ssecorp eht ni loop eht fo tuo drows eht gnillup ,gninword morf yrraH sevas dna snruter noR .yrraH elgnarts ot seirt dna ylroop sdnopser xurcroH tekcol eht tub drows eht retfa nwod sevid dna nwod spirts yrraH .loop tserof nezorf a ni neddih ,drows s’rodniffirG cirdoG ot yrraH sdael dna pmac rieht fo egde eht no sraeppa sunortap eod a yllautneve ,syad erom wef a rof nur eht nO

.ssecorp eht ni dnaw s’yrraH gniyortsed yllatnedicca ,tromedloV morf epacse ylworran ylno enoimreH dna yrraH dna ,railimaf ekans s’tromedloV ,inigaN yllautca si ”tohsgaB“ ;part a yllautca si ti ,revewoH .dneirf doohdlihc s’erodelbmuD ,oga gnol ,ecno dna evitaler s’tohsgaB ,dlawlednirG draziw krad eht fo erutcip a dnif yeht erehw ,esuoh reh ot reh wollof yeht ,drows eht htiw detsurtne neeb evah yam ehs gniknihT .cigaM fo yrotsiH ehT derohtua ohw s’erodelbmuD fo dneirf ylimaf dlo na ,tohsgaB adlihtaB namow dlo eht retnuocne yeht ,evarg ’stnerap s’yrraH no htaerw a gniyal retfA .deirub era seilimaf s’erodelbmuD dna yrraH htob erehw ,drayevarg eht neht ,ylimaf s’yrraH ot lairomem eht tisiv tsrif owt eht ,wolloH s'cirdoG ni gnivirrA

.meht rof ereht drows eht tfel erodelbmuD ecnahc-ffo eht no wolloH s'cirdoG ot og ot evah yeht ezilaer yllautneve tub ,deneddas yltaerg era owt ehT .rehtegot enoimreH dna yrraH gnivael ,sevael dna yrraH htiw tnemugra na ni steg eh ,cigaM fo yrtsiniM eht morf epacse rieht ni derujni neeb gnivah ,dna od ot meht rof gniht rehtona tsuj si siht sleef noR ,revewoH .gnir s’tnuaG eht ,xurcroH rehtona yortsed ot erodelbmuD yb desu neeb tsal dah drows eht taht srevocsid eh ,kcalB saenihP fo tiartrop eht gninoitseuq retfa dna ,denetraeh si dna siht sraeh yrraH .drows laer eht htiw gnihtemos did enoemos dna ,ekaf a yllautca si drows s’rodniffirG cirdoG taht delaever si ti nierehw noitasrevnoc a raehrevo yeht dnuora gnivom fo shtnom lareves retfA

.gnol oot erehwyna gniyats reven ,ecalp ot ecalp morf gnivom ,edisyrtnuoc eht ot eelf ot decrof era yeht dna derevocsid si ecalp gnidih rieht ssecorp eht ni ,revewoH .yrtnuoc eht eelf ot meht gnigaruocne dna ssecorp eht ni sehctiw dna sdraziw nrob-elggum fo rebmun a gnieerf ,reh morf xurcroh eht ekat dna egdirbmU tuo kconk neht yeht ;ti ekat yeht os ,egdirbmU yb nekat neeb sah eye s’ydooM eyE-daM revocsid eerht ehT .snrob-elggum eht revo ytiroirepus sti gnitartsnomed si flesti yrtsiniM eht dna ylnepo pu dednuor gnieb era sehctiw dna sdraziw nrob-elgguM ;ylbaredisnoc degnahc sah cigaM fo yrtsiniM eht revocsid yehT .meht etanosrepmi ot noitop eciujylop esu dna sdraziw eerht hsubma yehT .egdirbmU seroloD morf xurcroH eht eveirter ot redro ni ti etartlifni ot yrt oirt eht ,cigaM fo yrtsiniM eht no gniyps fo htnom a retfA

.egdirbmU seroloD ot yawa teluma eht nevig ydaerla sah eh tub ,rehctelF sdnif rehcaerK .teluma eht kcab gnirb dna rehctelF dnif ot rehcaerK dnes dna teluma eht elots rehctelF sugnudnuM taht ezilaer yeht yllautnevE .ssecorp eht ni dellik si eh ,revewoh ,eno laer eht rof tekcol ekaf a etutitsbus dluoc eh taht hcus evac eht ot nruter ot mih deredro eh ,revewoh ,detnahcnesid emaceb sulugeR retfA .evac eht ni xurcroh tekcol eht ecalp ot tromedloV gnitsissa ni sulugeR depleh dah eh taht oirt eht sllet ,noisausrep fo tib a retfa ,rehcaerK .xurcroH eht rof esuoh eht gnihcraes nigeb dna ,erodelbmuD htiw dnuof yrraH teluma eht morf .B.A.R eht saw kcalB surutcrA sulugeR taht sezilaer puorg ehT .sevlesmeht edih yeht erehw ,emoh s’kcalB suiriS ,ecalP dluammirG 21 ot eelf ,cilbup ni regnad ni sevlesmeht gnikniht tub ,sretaE htaeD eht taefed ot eganam enoimreH dna ,noR ,yrraH .meht kcatta dna yletaidemmi tsomla meht dnif sretaE htaeD owt ,tnemom eht rof efas sevlesmeht kniht yeht hguohT .éfac elgguM a ot gnieelf tsrif ,gniddew eht eelf lla enoimreH dna ,noR ,yrraH .cigaM fo yrtsiniM eht revo nekat sah tromedloV ;egassem a eviecer lla yeht gniddew eht gnirud tub ,gniddew eht rof flesmih sesiugsid yrraH

.yad txen eht yelsaeW lliB dna ruocaleD ruelF neewteb gniddew eht erofeb tuo ti erugif ot elbanu era tub ,meht ot nevig gnieb stcejbo eht fo esoprup eht revocsid ot yrt eerht ehT .evig ot s'erodelbmuD ton saw ti ,demialc retsinim eht ,esuaceb dlehhtiw saw ,revewoh ,drows ehT .thguac reve dah yrraH hctins tsrif eht dna drows s’rodniffyrG cirdoG ,yrraH ot dna ;seirots s’nerdlihc fo koob a ,enoimreH ot ;moor a ni sthgil eht lla esuod ot rewop eht htiw ,)skoob suoiverp ni "retuo-tup" a sa nwonk( rotanimuleD a ,noR ot :meht ot delliw dah erodelbmuD tahw enoimreH dna ,noR ,yrraH evig ot ecnediser yelsaeW eht ta sevirra cigaM fo retsiniM eht ,retal syad wef A

.deneppah ti yhw tuoba ,rekam dnaw eht ,rednavillO gninoitseuq tromedloV fo noisiv a sah eh dna ,ti gniyortsed ,dnaw deworrob s’tromedloV htiw detcaer dah dnaw sih ;epacse sih gnidrager noisiv a sah retal yrraH .flesmih tromedloV yb dellik saw ydooM eyE-daM ;rae na tsol yelsaeW egroeG ;esruc gnillik a yb kcurts saw ,lwo s’yrraH ,giwdeH :detnuoc era seitlausac eht ,erehT .worruB eht ot sepacse ylworran ,tromedloV dna sretaE htaeD yb desahc gnieb retfa ,dna dirgaH htiw straped yrraH .xineohP eht fo redrO eht fo rebmem tnereffid a htiw straped hcae dna ,yrraH ekil kool sevlesmeht ekam ot noitop eciujylop a ekat rehctelF sugnudnuM dna ,ruocaleD ruelF ,sniwt yelsaeW eht ,regnarG enoimreH ,yelsaeW noR .mih gnirutpac tromedloV tuohtiw esuoh sih morf yawa yrraH kaens ot nalp a htiw evirra xineohP eht fo redrO eht retfaereht nooS

.yrraH tuoba serac eh taht stimda yelduD erofeb ton hguoht ,sdraziw fo riap a yb detrocse evael yeht yllautneve dna ,sretaE htaeD eht yb derutpac gnieb diova ot llew sa evael ot deen yeht taht yelduD nisuoc dna ,nonreV elcnu ,ainuteP tnua sih secnivnoc eH .thgin taht emoh sih gnivael si eh sa nettogrof noos si siht tub ,tsap sih tuoba erom erodelbmuD deksa gnivah ton sterger yrraH .semirc sih rof nabakzA ni deid dah dna ,selgguM lareves dellik dah dna sdraziw-non detah yldesoppus ,lavicreP ,rehtaf s’erodelbmuD taht delaever si ti ;erodelbmuD sublA fo yrautibo na gnidaer dna pirt sih rof ydaer gnitteg si ,elihwnaem ,yrraH

.gniht doog a saw sdraziw dedoolberup fo dne eht taht gnitseggus dna tcejbus eht gnihcaet rof ,strawgoH ta seidutS elgguM fo rehcaet ,egabruB ytirahC rosseforP ,evitpac sih sllik tromedloV ,dnaw s'suicuL gniworrob retfA .niaga neddih eb nac eh erofeb rettoP yrraH llik ot woh tuo nalp ot gninnigeb era yehT .yoflaM suicuL fo emoh eht ta sretaE htaeD sih dna tromedloV htiw snigeb koob lanif ehT

trela reliops

by **chessplaya** on Sat Jul 21, 2007 6:14 am

come on guys gimme a fuckin break here

LOL not that i am intrested in harry pooter or anything

BUT HOW THE HELL CAN U DO THAT ?

by **Stopper** on Sat Jul 21, 2007 6:15 am

.tsipyt sdrawkcab tsaf a m'I

by **Aegnor** on Sat Jul 21, 2007 9:03 am

omg cant you google your answer chess?

http://webdeveloper.earthweb.com/reposi ... wards.html

by **reverend_kyle** on Sat Jul 21, 2007 4:14 pm

.trela reliops etorw I

by **Incandenza** on Mon Jul 23, 2007 2:08 am

SPOILER ALERT

Turns out Snape had eight penises. And Hermoine kills Harry. In the middle of hot, sweaty, intimately-detailed coitus.

"Harry felt his wand stiffen as Hermione pressed close to him. All of a sudden, the spells he learned in school flooded his mind, and he knew exactly what to do.
"'Enlargio!' Harry yelled, and felt his wang grow to three times the size.
"'Mmmmmm,' Hermione purred as she felt the expansion of Harry's dork. 'Dumbledore's got nothing on you, Harry!'"

END SPOILER ALERT