Arkvoodle: LORD OF THE SACRED CROTCH

by **Minister Masket** on Mon Jul 23, 2007 6:49 am

Convert foul heathens, to Arkvoodle!
Or perish under the vengence of Crypto and his arsenal of deadly weaponry! Worship his crotchiness, and ye shall be saved from the stupidity of the pathetic hu-mans!!!

by **chessplaya** on Mon Jul 23, 2007 6:51 am

Dude ..... u need a doctor now! :lol:

by **static_ice** on Mon Jul 23, 2007 6:51 am

Minister Masket wrote:Convert foul heathens, to Arkvoodle!
Or perish under the vengence of Crypto and his arsenal of deadly weaponry! Worship his crotchiness, and ye shall be saved from the stupidity of the pathetic hu-mans!!!

I bow down to no male crotch

by **Skittles!** on Mon Jul 23, 2007 6:52 am

Do I still need to be named Crypto :cry:

Why did you start calling me that anyway

by **Neutrino** on Mon Jul 23, 2007 6:59 am

static_ice wrote:
Minister Masket wrote:Convert foul heathens, to Arkvoodle!
Or perish under the vengence of Crypto and his arsenal of deadly weaponry! Worship his crotchiness, and ye shall be saved from the stupidity of the pathetic hu-mans!!!

I bow down to no male crotch

Almighty Arkvoodle is no male, he is a god and therefore trancends the entire concept of genetalia.

Of course, he is the god of genetalia, so that makes the entire cocept slightly more complex.

Hail Arkvoodle, Lord of the Sacred Crotch!

by **static_ice** on Mon Jul 23, 2007 7:01 am

Neutrino wrote:
static_ice wrote:
Minister Masket wrote:Convert foul heathens, to Arkvoodle!
Or perish under the vengence of Crypto and his arsenal of deadly weaponry! Worship his crotchiness, and ye shall be saved from the stupidity of the pathetic hu-mans!!!

I bow down to no male crotch

Almighty Arkvoodle is no male, he is a god and therefore trancends the entire concept of genetalia.

Of course, he is the god of genetalia, so that makes the entire cocept slightly more complex.

Hail Arkvoodle, Lord of the Sacred Crotch!

genitalia must possess the attributes of one sex, otherwise it isn't genitalia, its just a smooth, bare spot inbetween your legs :wink:

by **Neutrino** on Mon Jul 23, 2007 7:01 am

Skittles! wrote:Do I still need to be named Crypto
Why did you start calling me that anyway

Because you resemble Cryptosporidium; hideous, big headed and sadistic.

Get Destroy all Humans and you will know what I mean...

by **Dancing Mustard** on Mon Jul 23, 2007 7:21 am

static_ice wrote:genitalia must possess the attributes of one sex, otherwise it isn't genitalia, its just a smooth, bare spot inbetween your legs

Action Man! The greatest hero of them all!

by **Minister Masket** on Mon Jul 23, 2007 2:07 pm

Neutrino wrote:
Skittles! wrote:Do I still need to be named Crypto
Why did you start calling me that anyway

Because you resemble Cryptosporidium; hideous, big headed and sadistic.

Get Destroy all Humans and you will know what I mean...

Concered.

All Hail Arkvoodle!

by **Minister Masket** on Mon Jul 23, 2007 5:19 pm

chessplaya wrote:Dude ..... u need a doctor now!

Someone hasn't played DAH2.

by **Hitman079** on Mon Jul 23, 2007 7:08 pm

i like orthropox muuuch better. arkvoodle seems to be the only furon that ever did have something down there besides crypto 137.

by **Minister Masket** on Tue Jul 24, 2007 1:30 pm

Hitman079 wrote:i like orthropox muuuch better. arkvoodle seems to be the only furon that ever did have something down there besides crypto 137.

So basically, you like all three. Way to go!

by **Minister Masket** on Wed Jul 25, 2007 6:10 pm

Worship the Furon God: Arkvoodle!
Be liberated from the idiocy of Humanity!

by **Hitman079** on Wed Jul 25, 2007 9:03 pm

in actuality, i'm in the crypto-150 range. i've never died so many times; but that's a good thing now that the enemies are better.

by **Minister Masket** on Thu Jul 26, 2007 4:34 am

Hitman079 wrote:in actuality, i'm in the crypto-150 range. i've never died so many times; but that's a good thing now that the enemies are better.

Ditto, but fear not! Arkvoodle grants immortality to his followers!

by **Neutrino** on Thu Jul 26, 2007 4:40 am

Yay for immortality!

Think of all te destroying of humans you could do...

by **Skittles!** on Thu Jul 26, 2007 5:24 am

Yay for crotches!

by **Minister Masket** on Thu Jul 26, 2007 12:47 pm

Yay for faithful followers!
Go my brothers, retrieve the pathetic hu-mans' brains and harvest them!

by **s.xkitten** on Thu Jul 26, 2007 12:57 pm

Stay away from my brain...and my crotch for that matter...

by **diddle** on Thu Jul 26, 2007 2:55 pm

s.xkitten wrote:Stay away from my brain...and my crotch for that matter...

that'd be one killer tattoo

by **Minister Masket** on Fri Jul 27, 2007 10:30 am

s.xkitten wrote:Stay away from my brain...and my crotch for that matter...

That's possible. I can remove a human's brain from their skull at a distance of 50 yards!

by **s.xkitten** on Fri Jul 27, 2007 11:31 am

Minister Masket wrote:
s.xkitten wrote:Stay away from my brain...and my crotch for that matter...

That's possible. I can remove a human's brain from their skull at a distance of 50 yards!

uh uh...you, and all your brain removing things are to stay away from my head...

by **Minister Masket** on Fri Jul 27, 2007 11:38 am

s.xkitten wrote:
Minister Masket wrote:
s.xkitten wrote:Stay away from my brain...and my crotch for that matter...

That's possible. I can remove a human's brain from their skull at a distance of 50 yards!

uh uh...you, and all your brain removing things are to stay away from my head...

*uses telekinesis to bring s.xkitten next to me*

Now what you gonna do?

by **s.xkitten** on Fri Jul 27, 2007 11:40 am

*snuggles close and makes out with* ha!

by **Minister Masket** on Fri Jul 27, 2007 11:41 am

s.xkitten wrote:*snuggles close and makes out with* ha!

I could've seen that coming even without my mind reading powers!

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