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Postby Fircoal on Tue Jul 17, 2007 9:54 pm

Sheep by Pink Floyd

Harmlessly passing your time in the grassland away;
Only dimly aware of a certain unease in the air.
You better watch out,
There may be dogs about
I’ve looked over jordan, and I have seen
Things are not what they seem.

What do you get for pretending the danger’s not real.
Meek and obedient you follow the leader
Down well trodden corridors into the valley of steel.
What a surprise!
A look of terminal shock in your eyes.
Now things are really what they seem.
No, this is no bad dream.

The lord is my shepherd, I shall not want
He makes me down to lie
Through pastures green he leadeth me the silent waters by.
With bright knives he releaseth my soul.
He maketh me to hang on hooks in high places.
He converteth me to lamb cutlets,
For lo, he hath great power, and great hunger.
When cometh the day we lowly ones,
Through quiet reflection, and great dedication
Master the art of karate,
Lo, we shall rise up,
And then we’ll make the bugger’s eyes water.

Bleating and babbling I fell on his neck with a scream.
Wave upon wave of demented avengers
March cheerfully out of obscurity into the dream.

Have you heard the news?
The dogs are dead!
You better stay home
And do as you’re told.
Get out of the road if you want to grow old.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sheep_(song)

(Do the lyrics remind you of something? ;) )
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Postby Riao on Tue Jul 17, 2007 9:58 pm

Did you write that, man?
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Postby Fircoal on Tue Jul 17, 2007 10:03 pm

Riao wrote:Did you write that, man?


NO, it's by Pink Floyd, I forgot to put that in the first line. ;)

But I think it has something to do with something around here. ;)
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Postby kwanton on Tue Jul 17, 2007 10:04 pm

Riao wrote:Did you write that, man?


you can tell this guy didnt read it. there's a link at the bottom buddy.

Lol I didn't read it either. Is it sposed to remind me of pokemon?
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Postby Fircoal on Tue Jul 17, 2007 10:04 pm

kwanton wrote:
Riao wrote:Did you write that, man?


you can tell this guy didnt read it. there's a link at the bottom buddy.

Lol I didn't read it either. Is it sposed to remind me of pokemon?


NO! Something else. :wink:
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Postby misterman10 on Tue Jul 17, 2007 10:05 pm

for some reason it reminded me of sheep

:lol: :lol: actually, I didnt even read it
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Postby tash90 on Tue Jul 17, 2007 10:42 pm

one sheep, two sheep, three sheep....(yawn).....four sheep....five..... sheep.......six.....sheeee........................................................................zzzZZZzzzZZZzzzZZZzzzZZZzzzZZZzzzZZZzzzZZZzzzZZZzzz
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Postby AndrewLC on Tue Jul 17, 2007 10:45 pm

Sheep are good for fucking.
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Postby kwanton on Tue Jul 17, 2007 10:48 pm

I agree with above statement.

So...so....soft......
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Postby Riao on Tue Jul 17, 2007 10:59 pm

kwanton wrote:
Riao wrote:Did you write that, man?


you can tell this guy didnt read it. there's a link at the bottom buddy.

Lol I didn't read it either. Is it sposed to remind me of pokemon?


My most sincere apologies. I did read it. :roll:

Actually I rather ashamed at myself for not recognizing it... I actually own Animals.
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Postby Fircoal on Tue Jul 17, 2007 11:02 pm

*sigh* no one gets my point. Look at the meaning of the song part in the wikipedia, and then try to relate it to something in CC. ;)
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Postby Riao on Tue Jul 17, 2007 11:03 pm

Fircoal wrote:*sigh* no one gets my point. Look at the meaning of the song part in the wikipedia, and then try to relate it to something in CC. ;)

Oh I get it... that's why I asked you if you wrote it... I was considering your age.
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Postby john1099 on Tue Jul 17, 2007 11:06 pm

AndrewLC wrote:Sheep are good for fucking.


QFT!
Some things are just made for fucking, and sheep are very smooth, and work well with the penis, giving it a very soft, comfort, that the female reproductive organs cannot offer.

Although I'd take a good slut any day, whether it be a human, or a sheep ;)

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Postby AndrewLC on Tue Jul 17, 2007 11:08 pm

john1099 wrote:
AndrewLC wrote:Sheep are good for fucking.


QFT!
Some things are just made for fucking, and sheep are very smooth, and work well with the penis, giving it a very soft, comfort, that the female reproductive organs cannot offer.

Although I'd take a good slut any day, whether it be a human, or a sheep ;)

(I love you flaffy!)


They're also fuzzy and comfortable to grab while fucking.
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Postby Fircoal on Tue Jul 17, 2007 11:12 pm

john1099 wrote:
AndrewLC wrote:Sheep are good for fucking.


QFT!
Some things are just made for fucking, and sheep are very smooth, and work well with the penis, giving it a very soft, comfort, that the female reproductive organs cannot offer.

Although I'd take a good slut any day, whether it be a human, or a sheep ;)

(I love you flaffy!)


Flaffy's are good for that, but I'd rather not in-breed and stick to Pikachus. ;)
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Postby misterman10 on Tue Jul 17, 2007 11:13 pm

Fircoal wrote:*sigh* no one gets my point. Look at the meaning of the song part in the wikipedia, and then try to relate it to something in CC. ;)


Oh, I feel so stupid, I understand it now. This song relates to CC because the song part in wikipedia is a website and so is CC.

It all makes sense now!!!
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Postby Dancing Mustard on Wed Jul 18, 2007 5:12 am

On my farm we have taken to painting a red-cross on the behinds of all the sheep that kick. We have found that this measure greatly increases the pleasure we are able to take from our occaisional daliances with the flock. May I suggest that you too try this scheme.
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Postby Fircoal on Wed Jul 18, 2007 11:14 am

*sigh* No one gets it. Here's a big hint. It has to do with Ak. :wink:
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Postby The1exile on Wed Jul 18, 2007 11:20 am

Get out of the road if you want to grow old.


I thought it was Stay out of the road, not get out of the road.
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Postby kwanton on Wed Jul 18, 2007 11:28 am

firth4eva wrote:Find sheep in your area


rofl. transgender sheep. rofl.
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Postby misterman10 on Wed Jul 18, 2007 11:34 am

Fircoal wrote:*sigh* No one gets it. Here's a big hint. It has to do with Ak. :wink:


No way,
AK is actually a sheep.

This just blows my mind
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Postby Fircoal on Wed Jul 18, 2007 11:46 am

NO!
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Postby Fircoal on Wed Jul 18, 2007 11:47 am

The1exile wrote:
Get out of the road if you want to grow old.


I thought it was Stay out of the road, not get out of the road.


I c/p ed it. ;)
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Postby kwanton on Wed Jul 18, 2007 11:52 am

Ummmm....does the song imply that AK fucks sheep?
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