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Postby n8freeman on Tue Jul 17, 2007 11:08 am

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kF3L359yKjs&NR=1

this is some rly funny sh*t
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Postby diddle on Tue Jul 17, 2007 11:11 am

n8freeman wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kF3L359yKjs&NR=1

this is some rly funny sh*t


that is.......truly...................................awesome
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Postby Shadowstar on Tue Jul 17, 2007 11:11 am

lol is all true :lol:
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Postby hecter on Tue Jul 17, 2007 11:12 am

Ya... I've heard that before... They're kinda dumb. I'll let some other, more intelligent atheists poke holes into their argument though.

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Postby vtmarik on Tue Jul 17, 2007 11:13 am

The reason the banana fits all of those things is because the banana is structured similar to a penis.

That means that the penis is proof of God's existence.

Do you think it's all a euphemism?
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Postby cena-rules on Tue Jul 17, 2007 11:14 am

wtf
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Postby hecter on Tue Jul 17, 2007 11:18 am

vtmarik wrote:The reason the banana fits all of those things is because the banana is structured similar to a penis.

That means that the penis is proof of God's existence.

Do you think it's all a euphemism?

Well, it fits in my hand perfectly. And when I rub it enough, this edible and easily digestible substance comes out. Sometimes, it's even aimed towards another persons face, for easy consumption.
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Postby n8freeman on Tue Jul 17, 2007 11:21 am

hecter wrote:
vtmarik wrote:The reason the banana fits all of those things is because the banana is structured similar to a penis.

That means that the penis is proof of God's existence.

Do you think it's all a euphemism?

Well, it fits in my hand perfectly. And when I rub it enough, this edible and easily digestible substance comes out. Sometimes, it's even aimed towards another persons face, for easy consumption.


lol, classic
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Postby diddle on Tue Jul 17, 2007 11:22 am

hecter wrote:
vtmarik wrote:The reason the banana fits all of those things is because the banana is structured similar to a penis.

That means that the penis is proof of God's existence.

Do you think it's all a euphemism?

Well, it fits in my hand perfectly. And when I rub it enough, this edible and easily digestible substance comes out. Sometimes, it's even aimed towards another persons face, for easy consumption.


you must have small hands :D
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Postby hecter on Tue Jul 17, 2007 11:24 am

diddle wrote:
hecter wrote:
vtmarik wrote:The reason the banana fits all of those things is because the banana is structured similar to a penis.

That means that the penis is proof of God's existence.

Do you think it's all a euphemism?

Well, it fits in my hand perfectly. And when I rub it enough, this edible and easily digestible substance comes out. Sometimes, it's even aimed towards another persons face, for easy consumption.


you must have small hands :D

They suit me just fine thank you.
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Postby diddle on Tue Jul 17, 2007 11:25 am

hecter wrote:
diddle wrote:
hecter wrote:
vtmarik wrote:The reason the banana fits all of those things is because the banana is structured similar to a penis.

That means that the penis is proof of God's existence.

Do you think it's all a euphemism?

Well, it fits in my hand perfectly. And when I rub it enough, this edible and easily digestible substance comes out. Sometimes, it's even aimed towards another persons face, for easy consumption.


you must have small hands :D

They suit me just fine thank you.


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Postby hecter on Tue Jul 17, 2007 11:27 am

diddle wrote:sorry, that was a low blow, forgive me

Pun?
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Postby diddle on Tue Jul 17, 2007 11:29 am

hecter wrote:
diddle wrote:sorry, that was a low blow, forgive me

Pun?


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Postby kwanton on Tue Jul 17, 2007 11:39 am

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0n0TK_dx-Y

Someone took it too seriously....
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Postby s.xkitten on Tue Jul 17, 2007 12:01 pm

he sucks at reading cue cards...you can totally tell when he's reading them....
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Postby sam_levi_11 on Tue Jul 17, 2007 12:55 pm

that is classic
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Postby Backglass on Tue Jul 17, 2007 1:27 pm

hecter wrote:Ya... I've heard that before... They're kinda dumb. I'll let some other, more intelligent atheists poke holes into their argument though.

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What I find truly funny about that video is that there are lemmings all over the world watching it, nodding there heads and saying "Hallelujah! You SEE!".

To follow this silly logic could only mean then that the Pineapple is proof of SATANS existence. After all they are larger than your hand, covered in thorns and grow in a plant with pointy, spikey fronds.

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Postby apey on Tue Jul 17, 2007 1:33 pm

that guy can really suck a banana :twisted: :lol: :-s
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Postby MeDeFe on Tue Jul 17, 2007 3:42 pm

I know people who peel the banana from the other end.
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Postby Hitman079 on Wed Jul 18, 2007 4:03 pm

and only humans use the banana in that way. monkeys simply break it in half and eat from there. the apple is convenient too, you know. this video was probably spliced from a larger part to make it sound silly; they were probably just using it as a little example. why do all vids like this that are obviously supposed to be funny always have people arguing over it in the comments? :roll: like the iRack sketch from MADTV, and even the ballad of the green berets sang by barry sadler
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Postby EvilPurpleMonkey on Fri Jul 20, 2007 2:54 am

Ha, I can tear that guys entire argument to shreds with one fact. That was a cultivated banana. It took thousands of years for humans to make them like that. before they came in irregular shapes, with seeds and were hard to open!
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Postby Hitman079 on Fri Jul 20, 2007 2:57 am

EvilPurpleMonkey wrote:Ha, I can tear that guys entire argument to shreds with one fact. That was a cultivated banana. It took thousands of years for humans to make them like that. before they came in irregular shapes, with seeds and were hard to open!

someone already said this. so now, we can proudly say that the banana is proof of intelligent humans' existence.
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Postby The1exile on Fri Jul 20, 2007 4:25 am

Hitman079 wrote:
EvilPurpleMonkey wrote:Ha, I can tear that guys entire argument to shreds with one fact. That was a cultivated banana. It took thousands of years for humans to make them like that. before they came in irregular shapes, with seeds and were hard to open!

someone already said this. so now, we can proudly say that the banana is proof of intelligent humans' existence.


Intelligence? Where?
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Postby reverend_kyle on Fri Jul 20, 2007 4:40 am

diddle wrote:
hecter wrote:
diddle wrote:
hecter wrote:
vtmarik wrote:The reason the banana fits all of those things is because the banana is structured similar to a penis.

That means that the penis is proof of God's existence.

Do you think it's all a euphemism?

Well, it fits in my hand perfectly. And when I rub it enough, this edible and easily digestible substance comes out. Sometimes, it's even aimed towards another persons face, for easy consumption.


you must have small hands :D

They suit me just fine thank you.


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Postby wicked on Fri Jul 20, 2007 11:02 am

Are you sucking up to Andy?
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