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Calling all Pastafarians......

Postby diddle on Tue Jul 17, 2007 10:55 am

I have recently stumbled upon one of the coolest things on the world wide web. It is of course, the 'Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster'.

It all started when a concerned citizen, named Bobby Henderson, decided to write to the Kansas school board. This letter contained details about a new theory concerning Intelligent design, and the fact that he believed students should recieve multiple viewpoints, so they can choose for themselves the theory that mopst suited them. The letter then goes on the introduce and tell the reader about the Flying Spaghetti Monster, and how he created the universe. The letter then goes on to give evidence for the existence of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, and why many new scientific theorys are wrong. For example, the causes of global warming are pretty obvious for Pastafarians (worshippers of the Flying Spaghetti Monster), as is show in this graph. Yes, the key to all are Pirates.

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Here is also a detailed drawing of the FSM creating mountains, trees and a midget.
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Do not mock this, i mean, if you think about it, it makes complete sense!!!!

Further evidence......
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vL7FcvEydqg

An FSM preacher -

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1Uo5DQTtzc

Come forth all, and be blessed by his noodly appendage!!!!!!! :D

Oh and check out this game
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Postby Shadowstar on Tue Jul 17, 2007 11:02 am

Makes much more sense than the current accepted theory :P
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Postby diddle on Tue Jul 17, 2007 11:02 am

Shadowstar wrote:Makes much more sense than the current accepted theory :P


precisely :D
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Postby Shadowstar on Tue Jul 17, 2007 11:04 am

I played the game a while back.

I converted everyone. :P
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Postby diddle on Tue Jul 17, 2007 11:05 am

Shadowstar wrote:I played the game a while back.

I converted everyone. :P


sweet, let me just update the first post, i'll put in a link to the game
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Postby Shadowstar on Tue Jul 17, 2007 11:06 am

What's your highest score?
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Postby diddle on Tue Jul 17, 2007 11:09 am

Shadowstar wrote:What's your highest score?


about 7500, i'm not very good
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Postby Shadowstar on Tue Jul 17, 2007 11:16 am

diddle wrote:
Shadowstar wrote:What's your highest score?


about 7500, i'm not very good
Wow, mine is 7150, and I managed to convert everyone... :?
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Postby diddle on Tue Jul 17, 2007 11:21 am

Shadowstar wrote:
diddle wrote:
Shadowstar wrote:What's your highest score?


about 7500, i'm not very good
Wow, mine is 7150, and I managed to convert everyone... :?


extra points for different people, and all the people that appear are random, i obviously got more valuable people
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Postby Dmunster on Tue Jul 17, 2007 11:45 am

Looks kinda like my avi.
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Postby diddle on Tue Jul 17, 2007 11:47 am

Dmunster wrote:Looks kinda like my avi.


does it? :?
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Postby diddle on Tue Jul 17, 2007 12:19 pm

oh, by the way, just to entice a few more pastafarians, the heaven contains a beer volcano and stripper factory :D :wink:
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Postby kwanton on Tue Jul 17, 2007 12:19 pm

Lol. I ROFLed at this months ago. Check out the uncyclopedia page on the FSM it's hilarious.
Click the Esoog!
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Postby sam_levi_11 on Tue Jul 17, 2007 12:23 pm

lol this is funny in a strange way
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Postby The1exile on Tue Jul 17, 2007 12:54 pm

Like Jesus is funny in a strange way.
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Postby diddle on Tue Jul 17, 2007 12:55 pm

The1exile wrote:Like Jesus is funny in a strange way.


but this is better than jesus
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Postby sam_levi_11 on Tue Jul 17, 2007 12:55 pm

yes
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Postby The1exile on Tue Jul 17, 2007 12:57 pm

diddle wrote:
The1exile wrote:Like Jesus is funny in a strange way.


but this is better than jesus


Correct.

I am a fairly inactive (= non-open letter to the kansas board thumping) pastafarian but I do believe that he has touched us with his noodly appendage at various times throughout history, especially that time in Russia.
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Postby diddle on Tue Jul 17, 2007 12:58 pm

The1exile wrote:
diddle wrote:
The1exile wrote:Like Jesus is funny in a strange way.


but this is better than jesus


Correct.

I am a fairly inactive (= non-open letter to the kansas board thumping) pastafarian but I do believe that he has touched us with his noodly appendage at various times throughout history, especially that time in Russia.


aaaah, yes we shall always remember that time in russia
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Postby sam_levi_11 on Tue Jul 17, 2007 12:59 pm

what time

oh and what holy book belongs to this religeon
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Postby ga7 on Tue Jul 17, 2007 1:00 pm

kwanton wrote:Lol. I ROFLed at this months ago. Check out the uncyclopedia page on the FSM it's hilarious.

Haha that's where I saw it, didn't think it came from somewhere else at first :lol:
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Postby diddle on Tue Jul 17, 2007 1:02 pm

sam_levi_11 wrote:what time

oh and what holy book belongs to this religeon


russia

the FSM worshippers have their gospel, which i'm thinking of purchasing soon
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Postby The1exile on Tue Jul 17, 2007 1:04 pm

sam_levi_11 wrote:what time

oh and what holy book belongs to this religeon


The definitive proofs for both believers and non-believers is generally considered to be laid out concisely in the open letter to the kansas school board.

Naturally there are other sources, just as in Christianity there are various book by theologians and decrees by churches but none compare to the bible.
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Postby sam_levi_11 on Tue Jul 17, 2007 1:06 pm

yeah wikipedia said the gospel as well....i just like the correlation thing....pirates giving candy lol
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Postby Donkey on Tue Jul 17, 2007 1:10 pm

diddle wrote:oh, by the way, just to entice a few more pastafarians, the heaven contains a beer volcano and stripper factory :D :wink:


I'm in! I'll even work in the factory as long as we can take our lunch breaks at the Volcano.
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