A wishing game.

[wcaclimbing]

Granted! but you get what you asked for...nothing!!

muhahahahahaha

I wish for a BJ from jenna jameson.

Not granted.


I wish my score on conquerclub would go up 400 points with no negative side affects.

[Norse]

Not Granted...you spoilsport.

I wish for a BJ from Jenna Jameson

[wcaclimbing]

Not Granted...you spoilsport.

I wish for a BJ from Jenna Jameson

Still not granted

I wish you would stop wishing.

[Norse]

Granted!

erm..........I like pie.

[diddle]

Granted!

erm..........I like pie.

so do I

i wish i could grow money

[cena-rules]

granted but you get done for counterfitting

I wish I could kill people without anything bad happening to me

[diddle]

granted but you get done for counterfitting

I wish I could kill people without anything bad happening to me

granted, but all your family and freinds are put in jail and endlessly spanked

i wish all the women digged my lack of brain cells

[Norse]

Granted! I seriously hope that you intended the physical digging, because you are now dead on the pavement with a shovel in your head.

I wish Jenna Jameson would give me a BJ

[firth4eva]

granted, but all your family and freinds are put in jail and endlessly spanked

i wish all the women digged my lack of brain cells

granted,but they actually dig your brain (with spades)

i wish diddle would die his hair blue

[cena-rules]

granted but he is reborn

I wishh i had a cherry pie

[parno4u]

granted,but it is very hot and you burn you're mouth.


i wish for a mansion

[cena-rules]

granted but you have to be the president

i wish for a warm cherry pie with cream

[diddle]

granted, but somehow you catch AIDs off the cream

I wish I was King of CC

[cena-rules]

granted but im the prince

i wish for us to have crowns

[parno4u]

granted but they are cardboard.


i wish for a penny.

[Norse]

Granted, but it is a foreign currency

I wish for jenna jameson to please me

[cena-rules]

not granted

i wish for gold

[parno4u]

granted but it's plastic


i wish for a bag of chips.

[cena-rules]

granted but they are cold

i wish for patty chips and a bag of scraps

[Hitman079]

granted, but the genie doesn't know what the hell you're talking about so he grants you AIDS instead
i wish Joe Beevers would stop posting already

[WalrusesRN]

granted, but Joe Beevers resumed posting after he stopped.

I wish nobody would grant my wishes

[Hitman079]

granted, but when JoeBeever's enforcers come to your house, you keep wishing for a quick and painless death. instead you're raped by one of his 7 foot enforcers and left to bleed to death.
haha.
i wish i would get quoted in someone's sig

[lalaland]

Granted, but nobody will ever quote you again.

I wish I could take a trip around the world by hot air balloon.

[Hitman079]

haha thx lalaland..
anyways, granted, but after the entire trip you land in Iraq right in the middle of a firefight. seeing such a big and colorful target, BOOM!
i wish i'll never get old

[WalrusesRN]

Granted, you could, but you don't, because you develop acrophobia.

I wish nobody would grant my wishes. (it's a paradox goddammit, so you can't say granted, because then I wouldn't get my wish)