*turns on channel 12 on the T.V. Weatherman standing on top a fairly large hill* -Storm is blowing into the northern region of New York State, and the Southern Region of Ontario. Recipients of hotels that we've interviewed says the storm started this morning, and the thunder woke them up. They then heard some type of inhuman laugh coming from outside, so they looked. It appears to be that they saw a huge face imprinted in the deep clouds, that by then were starting to form. Most of the interviewee said that was the last thing they saw, and the next moment they were staring up at there ceiling. Unfortunately, the Buffalo City Hospital (BCH) donor Mrs. Miller , 79, had a heart attack, and while some say it was just a coincidence, some say it was when she saw the face, for she was found lying beside her window.
The storm has now escalated far above this region's record storm size. Some weathermen are saying it is about 600km in circumference, others say 1000. There have been irregularly large lightning strikes across New York, Maine, and Ontario, and the death reports are in the 100s, the wounded 10 times as much. A hurricane is supposably forming, say local astronomers. Last night most of them saw a large darkness in the deeper regions of space, and thought it was just an unusually large black hole. They may now think that it was this storm. "It's unnatural, I believe it could've only come from space" Says Jeff Gordson, a university teacher in astronomy. Just about a few minutes ago, fireballs have seemingly been fired down as if by some titanic cannon, some of them reaching 10 meters in diameter. Some people have said that they are composed solely of fire, as when they hit there has been no rocky shrapnel. *points into the sky* look! There it is, the face! Wow, isn't that cool? Wow....... *starts screaming as if in agony* NO!!!!! NO NONONONONO!!!!!!! *starts tearing at his face* NOOOOOO!!!!!!!! Please God, oh God no!!!!!*a blast of light, then the channel loses it's signal*
*turns to channel 13, there's a weatherman showing the weather on an overhead* -And it is rapidly growing. Now, we have just received a picture from the local astronomy institute, and they have taken a picture of the storm from space, and you can see here that it has completely obscured North America at this point:

For right now we are going to set up at a different location to get a better view. So don't go away, there's more to come! *changes to advertisement for Bell Hom
phone* *turns off T.V.* Well, might as well go see this for myself......
To be continued........