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*NSFW - My sister [Men Only]

Postby Ronaldinho on Thu Jul 12, 2007 4:15 am

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Postby Norse on Thu Jul 12, 2007 6:33 am

You're havin a fuckin giraffe aint you???


prove its your sis
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Postby Bertros Bertros on Thu Jul 12, 2007 6:55 am

What a load of bollax I've seen more action in a bingo hall on pension day!
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Postby btownmeggy on Thu Jul 12, 2007 9:49 am

How embarrassing. Her spray-on tanner missed the butt-creases! :oops:
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Postby s.xkitten on Thu Jul 12, 2007 9:51 am

yeah, i noticed that too...

not to mention the fact that that was one of the most horrible strip teases i've ever seen... :roll:
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Postby happy2seeyou on Thu Jul 12, 2007 9:51 am

btownmeggy wrote:How embarrassing. Her spray-on tanner missed the butt-creases! :oops:



hahahahahahahaha, my thoughts exactly. :lol:
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Postby Ronaldinho on Thu Jul 12, 2007 10:20 am

Stop dissing my sister. Jealous fags.
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Postby Blastshot on Thu Jul 12, 2007 10:21 am

Was that a girl, or a guy playing with some balloons?

Not to mention that is f*ckin sick
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Postby hecter on Thu Jul 12, 2007 10:28 am

Meh... I've seen better ones that I've enjoyed much more.
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Postby btownmeggy on Thu Jul 12, 2007 11:16 am

If you really want to see some hot babes, check out these LSU Cheerleaders!:

HAWT!!
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Postby Syzygy on Thu Jul 12, 2007 11:18 am

btownmeggy wrote:If you really want to see some hot babes, check out these LSU Cheerleaders!:

HAWT!!


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Postby n8freeman on Thu Jul 12, 2007 11:42 am

one question


a normal brother would never want people to think there sister is hot
arent they supposed to protect their sister



i think u r into incest :wink: :roll:
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Postby MeDeFe on Thu Jul 12, 2007 12:33 pm

That video turned me off... but those cheerleaders were hot!
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Postby unriggable on Thu Jul 12, 2007 1:59 pm

MeDeFe wrote:That video turned me off


Like a droid.

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Postby firth4eva on Thu Jul 12, 2007 2:05 pm

unriggable wrote:
MeDeFe wrote:That video turned me off


Like a droid.

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that droid turned me on
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Postby unriggable on Thu Jul 12, 2007 2:18 pm

They should have used the song 'around the world' by daftpunk as the background music since i listened to it with that playing instead of the regular music. Went well.
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Postby heavycola on Thu Jul 12, 2007 2:25 pm

she has a lovely vivarium.
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Postby Incandenza on Thu Jul 12, 2007 2:42 pm

Spray-on tan? Check.
Floral-themed tramp stamp? Check.
Bad highlight job? Check.
Cottage cheese thighs? Check.
Overinflated sense of self-worth because she has boobs? Check.

Christ, I'm surprised there's not a bottle of Valtrex on the floor behind her. This girl seems like the sort that goes out six nights a week, can't for the life of her remember how many guys she's slept with, and sports a lovely pair of blown-out meat curtains. Plus, by the time she hits 30, she'll look 45.

Why, yes, it has been a while since I last got laid. Why do you ask?

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Postby reverend_kyle on Thu Jul 12, 2007 2:52 pm

Incandenza wrote:Spray-on tan? Check.
Floral-themed tramp stamp? Check.
Bad highlight job? Check.
Cottage cheese thighs? Check.
Overinflated sense of self-worth because she has boobs? Check.

Christ, I'm surprised there's not a bottle of Valtrex on the floor behind her. This girl seems like the sort that goes out six nights a week, can't for the life of her remember how many guys she's slept with, and sports a lovely pair of blown-out meat curtains. Plus, by the time she hits 30, she'll look 45.

Why, yes, it has been a while since I last got laid. Why do you ask?

:lol:


I'd still hit it.
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Postby Hitman079 on Thu Jul 12, 2007 2:58 pm

n8freeman wrote:one question


a normal brother would never want people to think there sister is hot
arent they supposed to protect their sister



i think u r into incest :wink: :roll:

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Postby n8freeman on Thu Jul 12, 2007 3:44 pm

Hitman079 wrote:
n8freeman wrote:one question


a normal brother would never want people to think there sister is hot
arent they supposed to protect their sister



i think u r into incest :wink: :roll:

BUSTED!


yeah, that was a nice burn wasnt it 8)
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Postby vtmarik on Thu Jul 12, 2007 4:07 pm

If that was my sister, i'll admit that I'd hit it.
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Postby Norse on Thu Jul 12, 2007 4:13 pm

Cmon, lets be fair.

ok, she aint as hawt as our resident lady-posters (like teh meggy and debra), but considering that she is ronaldinho's sister, she looks alot better than one could hope to expect......not that I think it is rons sister, he needs to prove it.

I could def get my lob off to that.
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Postby Incandenza on Thu Jul 12, 2007 4:43 pm

reverend_kyle wrote:
Incandenza wrote:Spray-on tan? Check.
Floral-themed tramp stamp? Check.
Bad highlight job? Check.
Cottage cheese thighs? Check.
Overinflated sense of self-worth because she has boobs? Check.

Christ, I'm surprised there's not a bottle of Valtrex on the floor behind her. This girl seems like the sort that goes out six nights a week, can't for the life of her remember how many guys she's slept with, and sports a lovely pair of blown-out meat curtains. Plus, by the time she hits 30, she'll look 45.

Why, yes, it has been a while since I last got laid. Why do you ask?

:lol:


I'd still hit it.


Yeah, I would too. Damn it.

Besides, she seems like just the type with whom one could let their freak flag fly.

Just, you know, remember to wear a full-body biohazard suit.
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Postby happy2seeyou on Thu Jul 12, 2007 5:05 pm

Incandenza wrote:
reverend_kyle wrote:
Incandenza wrote:Spray-on tan? Check.
Floral-themed tramp stamp? Check.
Bad highlight job? Check.
Cottage cheese thighs? Check.
Overinflated sense of self-worth because she has boobs? Check.

Christ, I'm surprised there's not a bottle of Valtrex on the floor behind her. This girl seems like the sort that goes out six nights a week, can't for the life of her remember how many guys she's slept with, and sports a lovely pair of blown-out meat curtains. Plus, by the time she hits 30, she'll look 45.

Why, yes, it has been a while since I last got laid. Why do you ask?

:lol:


I'd still hit it.


Yeah, I would too. Damn it.

Besides, she seems like just the type with whom one could let their freak flag fly.

Just, you know, remember to wear a full-body biohazard suit.


That chick could have gonna-herpe-syphil-aids, wear triple protection. :wink:
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