Conquer Crack

by **wicked** on Mon Jul 09, 2007 10:59 am

Glad you all are addicted to Conquer Crack. Too bad it's treatment is not covered by medical insurance. ;-)

Well too bad for you.... CC is glad you have this disorder and doesn't want it treated. :wink:

http://www.cnn.com/2007/TECH/ptech/07/0 ... index.html

by **hecter** on Mon Jul 09, 2007 11:01 am

wicked wrote:CC is glad you have this disorder and doesn't want it treated.

No you're not! At least with me anyway...

by **Minister Masket** on Mon Jul 09, 2007 2:41 pm

Wha...this stuff is FAKE!

by **magneticgoop** on Mon Jul 09, 2007 4:21 pm

really this is the most addicting website :shock:

i wouldnt know because I've never gone anywhere else. ever since i joined conquer club i haven't left the computer :wink:

by **unriggable** on Mon Jul 09, 2007 4:28 pm

print -> paper shredder -> grinder -> snorting utencil

by **Anarkistsdream** on Mon Jul 09, 2007 4:32 pm

Someone someone, find the vein, man.... I keep hitting muscle and it hurts... I NEED MORE CC!!!!!

by **unriggable** on Mon Jul 09, 2007 4:34 pm

Anarkistsdream wrote:Someone someone, find the vein, man.... I keep hitting muscle and it hurts... I NEED MORE CC!!!!!

Twenty bucks for a years supply. Don't forget not to do it in front of libraries

by **Anarkistsdream** on Mon Jul 09, 2007 4:35 pm

unriggable wrote:
Anarkistsdream wrote:Someone someone, find the vein, man.... I keep hitting muscle and it hurts... I NEED MORE CC!!!!!

Twenty bucks for a years supply. Don't forget not to do it in front of libraries

I wish I lived in a place where the most dangerous location in town was the library...

COP: Dispatch, I gotta parked car out here in front of the campus Library... Can I get some back-up?

by **Hitman079** on Mon Jul 09, 2007 6:14 pm

magneticgoop wrote:really this is the most addicting website i wouldnt know because I've never gone anywhere else. ever since i joined conquer club i haven't left the computer

o_0 i hope your seat is a toilet

by **pancakemix** on Mon Jul 09, 2007 6:53 pm

I can stop whenever I want!

I don't want to.

by **Fircoal** on Mon Jul 09, 2007 8:15 pm

pancakemix wrote:I can stop whenever I want!

I don't want to.

QFT

by **magneticgoop** on Tue Jul 10, 2007 1:44 am

Hitman079 wrote:
magneticgoop wrote:really this is the most addicting website i wouldnt know because I've never gone anywhere else. ever since i joined conquer club i haven't left the computer

o_0 i hope your seat is a toilet

ahhh that is a luxury that unfortunately i must live without :cry:

by **s.xkitten** on Tue Jul 10, 2007 1:48 am

wicked wrote: Too bad it's treatment is not covered by medical insurance.

actually...interestingly enough...treatment for electronic addiction, and electronic injury (everything from 'blackberry thumb' to injures from punching through the wall when your internet goes out when you're in the middle of a turn) are covered by a new addition to my mother's insurance...she's a computer program for the hospital now, and so she qualifies for it for free...or you can pay like $20 more for it if you don't qualify for free...its kinda sad really...

by **Riao** on Tue Jul 10, 2007 2:02 am

s.xkitten wrote:
wicked wrote: Too bad it's treatment is not covered by medical insurance.

actually...interestingly enough...treatment for electronic addiction, and electronic injury (everything from 'blackberry thumb' to injures from punching through the wall when your internet goes out when you're in the middle of a turn) are covered by a new addition to my mother's insurance...she's a computer program for the hospital now, and so she qualifies for it for free...or you can pay like $20 more for it if you don't qualify for free...its kinda sad really...

For your mother then, if she were to become an electronics addict, under this insurance could she receive time off and worker's compensation for the ailment? How cool would THAT be?

by **s.xkitten** on Tue Jul 10, 2007 2:07 am

Riao wrote:
s.xkitten wrote:
wicked wrote: Too bad it's treatment is not covered by medical insurance.

actually...interestingly enough...treatment for electronic addiction, and electronic injury (everything from 'blackberry thumb' to injures from punching through the wall when your internet goes out when you're in the middle of a turn) are covered by a new addition to my mother's insurance...she's a computer program for the hospital now, and so she qualifies for it for free...or you can pay like $20 more for it if you don't qualify for free...its kinda sad really...

For your mother then, if she were to become an electronics addict, under this insurance could she receive time off and worker's compensation for the ailment? How cool would THAT be?

not that cool, as she would also have to go into rehab...

by **Riao** on Tue Jul 10, 2007 2:16 am

s.xkitten wrote:not that cool, as she would also have to go into rehab...

Would there be an internet connection in the rehabilitation center?

by **s.xkitten** on Tue Jul 10, 2007 2:18 am

Riao wrote:
s.xkitten wrote:not that cool, as she would also have to go into rehab...

Would there be an internet connection in the rehabilitation center?

nooo...that is the point of the rehab center...to get you over your addiction...

by **Riao** on Tue Jul 10, 2007 2:21 am

s.xkitten wrote:
Riao wrote:
s.xkitten wrote:not that cool, as she would also have to go into rehab...

Would there be an internet connection in the rehabilitation center?

nooo...that is the point of the rehab center...to get you over your addiction...

I know. I was making a funny.

hehe...

***looking around nervously for others who are also laughing***