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Postby wicked on Mon Jul 09, 2007 10:59 am

Glad you all are addicted to Conquer Crack. Too bad it's treatment is not covered by medical insurance. ;-) Well too bad for you.... CC is glad you have this disorder and doesn't want it treated. :wink:

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Re: Conquer Crack

Postby hecter on Mon Jul 09, 2007 11:01 am

wicked wrote:CC is glad you have this disorder and doesn't want it treated. :wink:

No you're not! At least with me anyway...
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Postby Minister Masket on Mon Jul 09, 2007 2:41 pm

Wha...this stuff is FAKE!
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Postby magneticgoop on Mon Jul 09, 2007 4:21 pm

really this is the most addicting website :shock: i wouldnt know because I've never gone anywhere else. ever since i joined conquer club i haven't left the computer :wink:
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Postby unriggable on Mon Jul 09, 2007 4:28 pm

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Postby Anarkistsdream on Mon Jul 09, 2007 4:32 pm

Someone someone, find the vein, man.... I keep hitting muscle and it hurts... I NEED MORE CC!!!!!
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Postby unriggable on Mon Jul 09, 2007 4:34 pm

Anarkistsdream wrote:Someone someone, find the vein, man.... I keep hitting muscle and it hurts... I NEED MORE CC!!!!!


Twenty bucks for a years supply. Don't forget not to do it in front of libraries :)
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Postby Anarkistsdream on Mon Jul 09, 2007 4:35 pm

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Anarkistsdream wrote:Someone someone, find the vein, man.... I keep hitting muscle and it hurts... I NEED MORE CC!!!!!


Twenty bucks for a years supply. Don't forget not to do it in front of libraries :)


I wish I lived in a place where the most dangerous location in town was the library...

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Postby Hitman079 on Mon Jul 09, 2007 6:14 pm

magneticgoop wrote:really this is the most addicting website :shock: i wouldnt know because I've never gone anywhere else. ever since i joined conquer club i haven't left the computer :wink:

o_0 i hope your seat is a toilet
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Postby pancakemix on Mon Jul 09, 2007 6:53 pm

I can stop whenever I want!

I don't want to.
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Postby Fircoal on Mon Jul 09, 2007 8:15 pm

pancakemix wrote:I can stop whenever I want!

I don't want to.


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Postby magneticgoop on Tue Jul 10, 2007 1:44 am

Hitman079 wrote:
magneticgoop wrote:really this is the most addicting website :shock: i wouldnt know because I've never gone anywhere else. ever since i joined conquer club i haven't left the computer :wink:

o_0 i hope your seat is a toilet


ahhh that is a luxury that unfortunately i must live without :cry:
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Re: Conquer Crack

Postby s.xkitten on Tue Jul 10, 2007 1:48 am

wicked wrote: Too bad it's treatment is not covered by medical insurance. ;-)


actually...interestingly enough...treatment for electronic addiction, and electronic injury (everything from 'blackberry thumb' to injures from punching through the wall when your internet goes out when you're in the middle of a turn) are covered by a new addition to my mother's insurance...she's a computer program for the hospital now, and so she qualifies for it for free...or you can pay like $20 more for it if you don't qualify for free...its kinda sad really... :?
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Re: Conquer Crack

Postby Riao on Tue Jul 10, 2007 2:02 am

s.xkitten wrote:
wicked wrote: Too bad it's treatment is not covered by medical insurance. ;-)


actually...interestingly enough...treatment for electronic addiction, and electronic injury (everything from 'blackberry thumb' to injures from punching through the wall when your internet goes out when you're in the middle of a turn) are covered by a new addition to my mother's insurance...she's a computer program for the hospital now, and so she qualifies for it for free...or you can pay like $20 more for it if you don't qualify for free...its kinda sad really... :?

For your mother then, if she were to become an electronics addict, under this insurance could she receive time off and worker's compensation for the ailment? How cool would THAT be?
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Re: Conquer Crack

Postby s.xkitten on Tue Jul 10, 2007 2:07 am

Riao wrote:
s.xkitten wrote:
wicked wrote: Too bad it's treatment is not covered by medical insurance. ;-)


actually...interestingly enough...treatment for electronic addiction, and electronic injury (everything from 'blackberry thumb' to injures from punching through the wall when your internet goes out when you're in the middle of a turn) are covered by a new addition to my mother's insurance...she's a computer program for the hospital now, and so she qualifies for it for free...or you can pay like $20 more for it if you don't qualify for free...its kinda sad really... :?

For your mother then, if she were to become an electronics addict, under this insurance could she receive time off and worker's compensation for the ailment? How cool would THAT be?


not that cool, as she would also have to go into rehab...
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Postby Riao on Tue Jul 10, 2007 2:16 am

s.xkitten wrote:not that cool, as she would also have to go into rehab...

Would there be an internet connection in the rehabilitation center?
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Postby s.xkitten on Tue Jul 10, 2007 2:18 am

Riao wrote:
s.xkitten wrote:not that cool, as she would also have to go into rehab...

Would there be an internet connection in the rehabilitation center?


nooo...that is the point of the rehab center...to get you over your addiction...
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Postby Riao on Tue Jul 10, 2007 2:21 am

s.xkitten wrote:
Riao wrote:
s.xkitten wrote:not that cool, as she would also have to go into rehab...

Would there be an internet connection in the rehabilitation center?


nooo...that is the point of the rehab center...to get you over your addiction...

I know. I was making a funny.


hehe...

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Postby s.xkitten on Tue Jul 10, 2007 2:33 am

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Postby cena-rules on Tue Jul 10, 2007 4:31 am

im addicted help me
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Postby unriggable on Tue Jul 10, 2007 9:49 am

cena-rules wrote:im addicted help me


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Postby Minister Masket on Tue Jul 10, 2007 10:17 am

Confess! You know you want to...
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Postby wicked on Tue Jul 10, 2007 10:50 am

cena-rules wrote:im addicted help me


wanna play a game? :twisted:
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Postby Syzygy on Tue Jul 10, 2007 1:35 pm

I don't have a CC management problem, I have a CC problem. :D
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