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Postby nmhunate on Thu Jul 05, 2007 5:45 pm

Hermione’s a dude, Voldemort is the ghost of Harry’s father who’s real name was Rosebud, and, on the very last page, Harry wakes up in bed with that gal on the Bob Newhart Show.
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Postby Aegnor on Thu Jul 05, 2007 5:51 pm

What's a 7?
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Postby The1exile on Thu Jul 05, 2007 6:03 pm

Aegnor wrote:What's a 7?


the thing that ate nine?
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Postby Aegnor on Thu Jul 05, 2007 6:04 pm

The1exile wrote:
Aegnor wrote:What's a 7?


the thing that ate nine?


That made me smile.
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Postby Minister Masket on Thu Jul 05, 2007 6:05 pm

Only 4 people have read the book thus far. I highly doubt you're one of them.
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Postby Aegnor on Thu Jul 05, 2007 6:13 pm

Minister Masket wrote:Only 4 people have read the book thus far. I highly doubt you're one of them.


Did you break your sarcasm radar?
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Postby 0ojakeo0 on Thu Jul 05, 2007 6:14 pm

wat 4
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Postby Minister Masket on Thu Jul 05, 2007 6:21 pm

Aegnor wrote:
Minister Masket wrote:Only 4 people have read the book thus far. I highly doubt you're one of them.


Did you break your sarcasm radar?

Obviously NOT!
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Postby vtmarik on Thu Jul 05, 2007 6:54 pm

Aegnor wrote:
The1exile wrote:
Aegnor wrote:What's a 7?


the thing that ate nine?


That made me smile.


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Postby lalaland on Thu Jul 05, 2007 7:44 pm

0ojakeo0 wrote:wat 4



jk rowling herself (the author) and her editors i suspect
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Postby willis on Thu Jul 05, 2007 8:01 pm

Hermione gets a little freaky
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Postby dustn64 on Thu Jul 05, 2007 10:25 pm

willis wrote:Hermione gets a little freaky


yeah, harry does the dickus-maximus charm and goes to work
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Postby MeDeFe on Fri Jul 06, 2007 2:59 am

I'll need a stiff drink in order to be able to appreciate that joke.
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Postby Aegnor on Fri Jul 06, 2007 3:12 am

I think you guys went a little hard on her.
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Postby MeDeFe on Fri Jul 06, 2007 3:19 am

And doesn't Hermione still have a bone to pick with Malfoy for him being so vehemently anti-non-magic-user-descendant.
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Postby Minister Masket on Fri Jul 06, 2007 3:44 am

I think you guys should get your heads out of the gutter.
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Postby Neutrino on Fri Jul 06, 2007 4:17 am

I also think that.
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Postby sam_levi_11 on Fri Jul 06, 2007 10:32 am

yeah, what has jk ever done to you, use ur heads
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Postby diddle on Fri Jul 06, 2007 10:56 am

so far then, according to you lot, the whole seventh book is a mass orgy :D
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Postby sam_levi_11 on Fri Jul 06, 2007 11:08 am

it is, harry is raaped by voldemort and then snape shafts hermoine
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