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Sex....what is the best form?

Postby Norse on Wed Jul 04, 2007 12:25 pm

Vote for what you like to do
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Postby diddle on Wed Jul 04, 2007 12:26 pm

i can't believe i'm partaking in this thread
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Postby autoload on Wed Jul 04, 2007 12:26 pm

No animal choice?
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Re: Sex....what is the best form?

Postby misterman10 on Wed Jul 04, 2007 12:29 pm

Norse wrote:Vote for what you like to do


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Postby Optimus Prime on Wed Jul 04, 2007 12:30 pm

Very many good choices.
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Postby Norse on Wed Jul 04, 2007 12:32 pm

Hehe, I knew you guys would like it.....

I voted doggy btw
b.k. barunt wrote:Snorri's like one of those fufu dogs who get all excited and dance around pissing on themself.

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Postby Norse on Wed Jul 04, 2007 12:33 pm

autoload wrote:No animal choice?


Sorry dude, but you can specify what you like doin to the animal though.
b.k. barunt wrote:Snorri's like one of those fufu dogs who get all excited and dance around pissing on themself.

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Postby sam_levi_11 on Wed Jul 04, 2007 12:34 pm

hed like a horse or a donkey

old mcdonald had a farm..........
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Postby hecter on Wed Jul 04, 2007 12:53 pm

I am such a cunt...
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Postby sam_levi_11 on Wed Jul 04, 2007 12:54 pm

lol
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Postby cawck mongler on Wed Jul 04, 2007 1:25 pm

You people vote, and yet you've never actually had sex so there's no way you could know which is best. And why so many cowgirl votes? You'd think it would be best to be on the top, unless you're tired or something.
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Postby Huckleberryhound on Wed Jul 04, 2007 1:30 pm

Any kind with my woman is good for me :)

*that's as much details as i will ever give, in respect to her*
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Postby Optimus Prime on Wed Jul 04, 2007 1:57 pm

cawck mongler wrote:You people vote, and yet you've never actually had sex so there's no way you could know which is best. And why so many cowgirl votes? You'd think it would be best to be on the top, unless you're tired or something.


I've had plenty of sex, so you don't know what you are talking about.
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Postby Optimus Prime on Wed Jul 04, 2007 1:57 pm

Huckleberryhound wrote:Any kind with my woman is good for me :)

*that's as much details as i will ever give, in respect to her*


I second that. Good answer. :D
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Re: Sex....what is the best form?

Postby Ronaldinho on Wed Jul 04, 2007 2:14 pm

Norse wrote:Vote for what you like to do




My one is not on there?



I like to rub my man hood make it nice and hard, then proceed to smashing it into the girls face untill either she looses and eye, or cracks a tooth, either one makes me cream into my little jar on sperm ive been collecting since i was 8.
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Postby UCAbears on Wed Jul 04, 2007 3:27 pm

Since I've never had any but oral.. I'll put doggy. :wink:
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Re: Sex....what is the best form?

Postby UCAbears on Wed Jul 04, 2007 3:30 pm

Ronaldinho wrote:
Norse wrote:Vote for what you like to do




My one is not on there?



I like to rub my man hood make it nice and hard, then proceed to smashing it into the girls face untill either she looses and eye, or cracks a tooth.


OMG DUDE!!! I literally just soaked my computer and my speakers dont work anymore.. I was drinking a cold coke.. you bastard! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Sex....what is the best form?

Postby heavycola on Wed Jul 04, 2007 3:33 pm

UCAbears wrote:
Ronaldinho wrote:
Norse wrote:Vote for what you like to do




My one is not on there?



I like to rub my man hood make it nice and hard, then proceed to smashing it into the girls face untill either she looses and eye, or cracks a tooth.


OMG DUDE!!! I literally just soaked my computer and my speakers dont work anymore.. I was drinking a cold coke.. you bastard! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


Considering you and him have both got naked men for avatars, i think we can take both your posts with a big pinch of salt.
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Re: Sex....what is the best form?

Postby Ronaldinho on Wed Jul 04, 2007 3:36 pm

heavycola wrote:
UCAbears wrote:
Ronaldinho wrote:
Norse wrote:Vote for what you like to do




My one is not on there?



I like to rub my man hood make it nice and hard, then proceed to smashing it into the girls face untill either she looses and eye, or cracks a tooth.


OMG DUDE!!! I literally just soaked my computer and my speakers dont work anymore.. I was drinking a cold coke.. you bastard! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


Considering you and him have both got naked men for avatars, i think we can take both your posts with a big pinch of salt.
:wink: :wink: :wink:



A pinch... i would start shaking the pot of salt over my ass to dry it out, its dripping, :lol:
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Postby 0ojakeo0 on Wed Jul 04, 2007 3:37 pm

whats missionary?
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Postby kwanton on Wed Jul 04, 2007 3:38 pm

When you do a monk.
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Postby Minister Masket on Wed Jul 04, 2007 3:49 pm

0ojakeo0 wrote:whats missionary?

You're 12 arn't you? What the hell are you doing on this topic?

Are you even allowed here?
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Postby UCAbears on Wed Jul 04, 2007 3:52 pm

Minister Masket wrote:
0ojakeo0 wrote:whats missionary?

You're 12 arn't you? What the hell are you doing on this topic?

Are you even allowed here?


I can bet he watches porn though.. :lol: :wink:
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Postby 0ojakeo0 on Wed Jul 04, 2007 3:52 pm

Minister Masket wrote:
0ojakeo0 wrote:whats missionary?

You're 12 arn't you? What the hell are you doing on this topic?

Are you even allowed here?


12 year olds are smart i know all the other ones
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Postby unriggable on Wed Jul 04, 2007 3:57 pm

0ojakeo0 wrote:whats missionary?


Missionary is the way to do it. If its not missionary, it's not sex.

You forgot anal
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