Snape kills Dumbldore!

by **nmhunate** on Wed Jul 04, 2007 2:33 am

spoiler alert!

by **Bertros Bertros** on Wed Jul 04, 2007 2:57 am

Despite the fact this is a year out of date, at least in the UK anyway, wouldn't it have been more appropriate to put "Potter Spoiler" in the title instead of being a wanker and sticking the spoiler content in the title so as to automatically spoil it for anyone who hasnt read the books yet? Grow up you cock!

by **MeDeFe** on Wed Jul 04, 2007 3:20 am

really? I might have to read the book after all...

by **reverend_kyle** on Wed Jul 04, 2007 3:37 am

Didn't this happen a while ago, in the book?

by **MeDeFe** on Wed Jul 04, 2007 3:47 am

And just to clarify, Snape is the guy with the red hair and the lightning on his forehead, right?

by **debra79** on Wed Jul 04, 2007 4:20 am

I'm still in denial that Snape really did kill Dumbledore. In the first book Snape told his first year class he can put a stopper in death, so I'm holding onto the hope that maybe they did it to make it look like he killed him, but didn't really do it?

by **MeDeFe** on Wed Jul 04, 2007 4:22 am

No wait, that was Hermione.

And what does Stopper have to do with Harry Potter? ( I nearly misspelled "Potter", guess how)

by **Minister Masket** on Wed Jul 04, 2007 4:41 am

Bertros Bertros wrote:Despite the fact this is a year out of date, at least in the UK anyway, wouldn't it have been more appropriate to put "Potter Spoiler" in the title instead of being a wanker and sticking the spoiler content in the title so as to automatically spoil it for anyone who hasnt read the books yet? Grow up you cock!

by **nmhunate** on Wed Jul 04, 2007 4:58 am

Nah, Dumbledore is really dead... but that is not to say that he won't pull an obi wan kenobi and come back in the picture of him self and help harry out.

by **The1exile** on Wed Jul 04, 2007 5:45 am

Bertros Bertros wrote:Despite the fact this is a year out of date, at least in the UK anyway, wouldn't it have been more appropriate to put "Potter Spoiler" in the title instead of being a wanker and sticking the spoiler content in the title so as to automatically spoil it for anyone who hasnt read the books yet? Grow up you cock!

^what he said.

by **Stopper** on Wed Jul 04, 2007 6:35 am

debra79 wrote:Snape told his first year class he can put a stopper in death

Eh? I'd like to see 'im fuckin' try.

MeDeFe wrote:( I nearly misspelled "Potter", guess how)

Probably not as Harry "Botter", which is how I can't stop myself from referring to him as, ever since I first came across this character in Viz magazine.

by **MeDeFe** on Wed Jul 04, 2007 9:01 am

no, I doubled the wrong letter, and since you're here: What do you have to do with Harry Potter, what are you doing in Snapes spells?

by **Vincent M** on Wed Jul 04, 2007 10:10 am

Bertros Bertros wrote:Despite the fact this is a year out of date, at least in the UK anyway, wouldn't it have been more appropriate to put "Potter Spoiler" in the title instead of being a wanker and sticking the spoiler content in the title so as to automatically spoil it for anyone who hasnt read the books yet? Grow up you cock!

Your a Badass Bertros

by **cawck mongler** on Wed Jul 04, 2007 11:34 am

Wow, an overused joke in a shitty context, this is so funny.

btw ron kills hagrid

by **diddle** on Wed Jul 04, 2007 11:35 am

yeah, and hermione kills malfoy

by **Minister Masket** on Wed Jul 04, 2007 11:37 am

Then Dobby kills Harry.

by **diddle** on Wed Jul 04, 2007 11:37 am

Minister Masket wrote:Then Dobby kills Harry.

and becomes new headmaster of hogwarts

by **Stopper** on Wed Jul 04, 2007 11:53 am

MeDeFe wrote:What do you have to do with Harry Potter, what are you doing in Snapes spells?

I tried to chat up Snape's bird in the pub one night, and he didn't like that. He's been makin' death threats ever since.

by **nmhunate** on Wed Jul 04, 2007 2:36 pm

stephen colbert says that Hermione’s a dude, Voldemort is the ghost of Harry’s father who’s real name was Rosebud, and, on the very last page, Harry wakes up in bed with Suzanne Pleshette.

by **MeDeFe** on Wed Jul 04, 2007 5:43 pm

Stopper wrote:
MeDeFe wrote:What do you have to do with Harry Potter, what are you doing in Snapes spells?

I tried to chat up Snape's bird in the pub one night, and he didn't like that. He's been makin' death threats ever since.

Well, that explains a few things...

by **vtmarik** on Wed Jul 04, 2007 6:49 pm

I like spoilers, they don't bother me at all. I read up on the Transformers movie and I knew how it ended before I saw it, I still enjoyed the damn thing.

To those who hate spoilers: the Titanic sinks, the good guys win, and Santa Claus did indeed conquer the Martians.

by **s.xkitten** on Wed Jul 04, 2007 6:54 pm

nice post VT

by **kwanton** on Wed Jul 04, 2007 7:10 pm

vtmarik wrote:I like spoilers, they don't bother me at all. I read up on the Transformers movie and I knew how it ended before I saw it, I still enjoyed the damn thing.

To those who hate spoilers: the Titanic sinks, the good guys win, and Santa Claus did indeed conquer the Martians.

That is a damn good movie

by **pancakemix** on Wed Jul 04, 2007 7:11 pm

kwanton wrote:
vtmarik wrote:I like spoilers, they don't bother me at all. I read up on the Transformers movie and I knew how it ended before I saw it, I still enjoyed the damn thing.

To those who hate spoilers: the Titanic sinks, the good guys win, and Santa Claus did indeed conquer the Martians.

That is a damn good movie

QFT.

by **lalaland** on Wed Jul 04, 2007 7:30 pm

the 7th book comes out on the 21st!

not that anyone here cares.... :roll:

Snape kills Dumbldore!

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