Are you rapture ready?

heavycola · Post by **heavycola** » Fri Jul 21, 2006 5:41 am

Cos it's going down. Israel, baby. The sky will fill with naked christians and the rest of us will have a massive party. Probably an orgy of gay and premarital sex, gambling, drugs, abortions, and a load of booze. I can't wait.

TitusFinn · Post by **TitusFinn** » Fri Jul 21, 2006 6:35 am

October 1992? I must've missed him. MAN! Why am I always the last to know!

jay_a2j · Post by **jay_a2j** » Fri Jul 21, 2006 11:18 am

"No one knows the day nor the hour" and thats why I ignore all date setters! :wink:

strike wolf · Post by **strike wolf** » Fri Jul 21, 2006 11:29 am

Hoff · Post by **Hoff** » Fri Jul 21, 2006 12:31 pm

i know exactly when it will occur. God told me. But he told me not to tell you guys, sorry.

hawkeye · Post by **hawkeye** » Fri Jul 21, 2006 1:15 pm

is it in 2060 thats when newton predicted it

vtmarik · Post by **vtmarik** » Sat Jul 22, 2006 5:38 am

Yep, i'm ready.

If I get poofed I'm gonna hang out and chill.

If I don't, well let's just say that a lot of possessions are gonna get placed on eBay.

happysadfun · Post by **happysadfun** » Tue Jul 25, 2006 6:07 pm

no you don't, hoff. thank you for standing up for what's right, jay_a2j

reverend_kyle · Post by **reverend_kyle** » Tue Jul 25, 2006 6:30 pm

happysadfun wrote:no you don't, hoff. thank you for standing up for what's right, jay_a2j

hahahahahhahaha when has he ever done that.

Machined · Post by **Machined** » Tue Jul 25, 2006 6:44 pm

the rapture index is only at 156...not that impressive really. Call me when it gets over 175

I think there needs to be some more mayhem and bloodshed to really get us on the armageddon warpath. MasterBush, get working on that will you??

jay_a2j · Post by **jay_a2j** » Tue Jul 25, 2006 10:41 pm

It is very possible that we are in the "tribulation" or very near to it.

reverend_kyle · Post by **reverend_kyle** » Wed Jul 26, 2006 4:24 pm

jay_a2j wrote:It is very possible that we are in the "tribulation" or very near to it.

funny republican conversation of the day

Mike(R):Have you payed your tithing yet
Me: Yep, I pay my taxes
Mike(R): As much as bill clinton says he can he cant save you from the apocalypse
Me: I know, Bush will still be in office seeing as how hes going to cause it.
Mike(R): No democrats will cause it
Me: how by dropping nukes?
Mike(R): Democrats are to scared to drop nukes
Me: Exactly.

TitusFinn · Post by **TitusFinn** » Wed Jul 26, 2006 5:17 pm

Medieval Psalmbook Dug Out of Irish Bog

The book was found open to a page describing, in Latin script, Psalm 83, in which God hears complaints of other nations' attempts to wipe out the name of Israel.

jay_a2j · Post by **jay_a2j** » Wed Jul 26, 2006 10:57 pm

reverend_kyle wrote:
jay_a2j wrote:It is very possible that we are in the "tribulation" or very near to it.

funny republican conversation of the day

Mike(R):Have you payed your tithing yet
Me: Yep, I pay my taxes
Mike(R): As much as bill clinton says he can he cant save you from the apocalypse
Me: I know, Bush will still be in office seeing as how hes going to cause it.
Mike(R): No democrats will cause it
Me: how by dropping nukes?
Mike(R): Democrats are to scared to drop nukes
Me: Exactly.

Well kyle, you won't have to worry about it cause you won't be here (see Rev 18 ) It won't be a democrat or a republican. :wink:

reverend_kyle · Post by **reverend_kyle** » Thu Jul 27, 2006 12:42 am

jay_a2j wrote:
reverend_kyle wrote:
jay_a2j wrote:It is very possible that we are in the "tribulation" or very near to it.

funny republican conversation of the day

Mike(R):Have you payed your tithing yet
Me: Yep, I pay my taxes
Mike(R): As much as bill clinton says he can he cant save you from the apocalypse
Me: I know, Bush will still be in office seeing as how hes going to cause it.
Mike(R): No democrats will cause it
Me: how by dropping nukes?
Mike(R): Democrats are to scared to drop nukes
Me: Exactly.

Well kyle, you won't have to worry about it cause you won't be here (see Rev 18 ) It won't be a democrat or a republican.

why wont I be here?

HighBorn · Post by **HighBorn** » Thu Jul 27, 2006 12:44 am

WOoT!!!!

jay_a2j · Post by **jay_a2j** » Thu Jul 27, 2006 9:12 am

reverend_kyle wrote:
jay_a2j wrote:
reverend_kyle wrote:
jay_a2j wrote:It is very possible that we are in the "tribulation" or very near to it.

funny republican conversation of the day

Mike(R):Have you payed your tithing yet
Me: Yep, I pay my taxes
Mike(R): As much as bill clinton says he can he cant save you from the apocalypse
Me: I know, Bush will still be in office seeing as how hes going to cause it.
Mike(R): No democrats will cause it
Me: how by dropping nukes?
Mike(R): Democrats are to scared to drop nukes
Me: Exactly.

Well kyle, you won't have to worry about it cause you won't be here (see Rev 18 ) It won't be a democrat or a republican.

why wont I be here?

Cause if Rev 18 is refering to the USA, it won't exist.

reverend_kyle · Post by **reverend_kyle** » Thu Jul 27, 2006 10:45 am

jay_a2j wrote:
reverend_kyle wrote:
jay_a2j wrote:
reverend_kyle wrote:
jay_a2j wrote:It is very possible that we are in the "tribulation" or very near to it.

funny republican conversation of the day

Mike(R):Have you payed your tithing yet
Me: Yep, I pay my taxes
Mike(R): As much as bill clinton says he can he cant save you from the apocalypse
Me: I know, Bush will still be in office seeing as how hes going to cause it.
Mike(R): No democrats will cause it
Me: how by dropping nukes?
Mike(R): Democrats are to scared to drop nukes
Me: Exactly.

Well kyle, you won't have to worry about it cause you won't be here (see Rev 18 ) It won't be a democrat or a republican.

why wont I be here?

Cause if Rev 18 is refering to the USA, it won't exist.

I'd say I understand, but I'm not very well studied on the bible.